(set mid teenage years. yes, this story jumps around like a madman (because the character is a madwoman), so SUE ME why don't you?! aint like its not my first actual STORY. anyways, ill probably rearrange the chapters later. Plus, all these chapters will now be taking from random points of view/places. This one is her diary.)
Sometime, i have to wonder about Mother. shes always contradicting herself, or she'll say something and when you understand it, days later, it'll either gross you out, scare the hell out of you, or bring your mood up. It like shes a fucking brain ninja. That's right. My mothers now a fuckin' brain ninja. Anyways, i guess im just saying that, well...shes a bit 'off'. She's not operating with a full system. she's lost her marbles. I mean, for the love of everything good in the world, who mixes PUMPKIN PIE with fucking CARROTS?! That's just plain diabolical! First you'll think that, she made me pie?! and the next thing you know, you get a crap taste of carrot pumpkin in your mouth. Wanna know something else I've realized?! if you move the i one over in Diary, it becomes Dairy. Coincidence?! I THINK NOT! Anyways, its bedtime, so i got to go.