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If I owned Bleach all hell would break loose ;)

Chapter 2-The Queen of... Hearts?

For the second time that day I thought my eyes had failed me. What was he doing here?

"Toshiro? What are you doing here?" I said shocked and embarrassed that he was seeing me in this.

"I should be asking you this Mr..." Toshiro said. I can't believe the damn brat can't even remember my name.

"Its Ichigo, Ichigo Kurosaki...don't you remember me? It hasn't been that long." I looked at him confused. Did he really not remember? Nah he's just pulling my leg, stupid jerk! Toshiro started to realize what I was wearing and looked disgusted.

"I have never seen you before in my life. But may I ask what do you want here?" Toshiro was still looking at me strangely.

" As you can see I was looking for some clothes and this was the closest place and..." I trailed off as Toshiro's weird looks turned into a very irritated glare. The nerve of that brat, I'm the one who should be irritated for goodness sake! Geez! Toshiro gave one last effort at glaring me away and when it didn't work he sighed and gestured me to follow him inside.

" I will present you to the queen of this castle and she'll know what to do with you." Toshiro said this with a slight grin and I knew this wasn't going to be good. We walked through several hallways and made quite a few twists and turns until we came to a stop at a large red door the shape of a heart. Toshiro opened the enormous doors and told me to wait while he told the queen of my condition. I waited and as I looked around I realized this whole castle was full of red hearts. I felt that feeling of familiarity but I quickly shook it off when Toshiro came back out and told me to enter. I was shocked. None other then Rangiku was sitting on the throne in a roughly dress as red as roses and looking absolutely delighted with what was presented before her. She squealed and said out loud to no one in particular, " Aren't you gorgeous?" After stating this she winked at me. I felt that this was a dream more then ever. Rangiku was very attractive but she would never be interested in me and frankly I'm not very interested in her. She's very whiny and very expensive. She got up off her throne and came alarmingly close and started circling me like a shark around her prey. All the while she was looking me up and down.

After a while of this she smiled and said with so much sweetness I wanted to puke, " Toshiro even though I love HIM in this half naked state I believe HE would be more comfortable in some decent clothes. Please take him to his room and see to it that he gets some of the finest clothes and bring him back to me afterward." She waved her hand in a run along manner and sat back on her throne. As I turned around and went to follow Toshiro I had a feeling that her gaze never left my backside. Once I get clothes I'm getting out of here. Toshiro led me to my room where there were clothes on the bed for me to change into.

"Once your changed open the doors and we will go back to the queen." I nodded and Toshiro closed the doors. As I was changing into the red outfit that looked similar to Toshiro's black pants and red button up shirt my stomach started to growl. I was thinking about climbing down the castle walls through the window but I decided why not get something to eat first. I finished dressing and opened the doors. Toshiro looked more irritated than ever and started to lead me back down the way we came.

We entered the same room as before and nothing changed except Rangiku. She replaced her roughly red princess dress with a, still red, sleek tight and sexy one. If my eyes could stretch any wider they would have fallen right out of my head.

"Oh, Ichigo you look SO handsome in my favorite color!" Rangiku squealed as she grabbed hold of my arm and dragged me out of the room and down a hall into a much darker room with a romantic feel and dinner set for two. Crap! It wasn't just my imagination when it seemed that Rangiku was turned on to me. We both sat down and the food smelled so heavenly that I could have died right there. She started eating so I started eating quite elegantly if I do say so myself. I would have been shoving as much food down my throat as possible but I thought that might not suit 's flamboyant personality.

" You have manners, that's good! I love a gentlemen, and your a fine one at that!3" Rangiku whispered as she eyed me fiercely.

" Uh thank you...?" I said thinking of a way to get out of here... quick! " Being a gentlemen, may I use the restroom?" I said looking at Rangiku with lust in my eyes, but don't get me wrong it was just so I could leave. She smiled evilly and pointed to the door behind me. I excused myself and got up and prayed that there was a window in that bathroom. To my luck there was a window but not as big as I hoped. I scaled the wall down to the bottom and as soon as my feet hit the floor I heard a scream. I didn't look back. I ran.

Done with chapter 2! Oh yeah! I hope you guys like it! Ichigo and his unpervertedness! So fun to put him in these situations!XP Keep reviewing! Thanks!