I'm on a roll with this story and its soooo much fun to write! I love annoying Ichigo! Poor guy! Here comes another chapter. Enjoy!

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Chapter 3 - Two Roads One Cat

I heard a voice yell 'Off with his head!' and figured it was Rangiku. I was pretty far away but I could swear I heard a mob running after me. I ran straight for the forest and as fast as I could. As trees and trees were passing me I thought 'I don't remember there being a forest when I first got here'...oh well it's really convenient at a time like this. I hid up in a tree as the mob of soldiers ran by me. I waited. After a while, I got down from the tree and walked off in the other direction with my hands shoved in my pockets and a scowl on my face. Right at that moment I found myself at a crossroad. There was a sign with two arrows pointing in opposite directions with writing on each one. The right arrow pointed to the castle of the White Queen while the left arrow pointed to the Mad Hatters. 'Hmmmmm which one should I go to?' I thought. I'm kind of done with queens but I don't know if I want to deal with a lunatic either...this is going to be a hard decision. The longer I stared at the signs trying to decode, I realized the writing on them looked exactly the same as the writing on the bottle that said "Drink Me' on it. 'That's weird' I thought. What the heck? Does someone make all the signs in this place?

"Which road shall you choose?" said a mysterious but familiar voice. I looked all around but didn't see anybody.

"Looking for me?" said a cathead floating right above the sign.

"Holy sh- wait Yoruichi?" I said staring at the head of an all black cat. As I kept staring in disbelief the rest of her body appeared.

"I prefer the Cheshire cat." She said simply with a wicked grin on her face. The same familiar feeling floated into my mind but I shook it away. I had to concentrate on where I should go next.

"Whatever. You got to help me. I fell down this huge hole and now I'm stuck in this crazy town and everyone is acting like they don't know who I am and-" I stopped. Yoruichi's eyes were growing narrower and narrower until they were tiny slits.

"Not you too..." I sighed.

"I don't know who you are or care about your petty problems, all I want to know is which way you intend to go?" chimed Yoruichi with her mischievous grin returning to her features.

"What path do you think I should choose?" I asked sarcastically, rolling my eyes.

"It all depends on where you want to go really. Do you want to visit the humble, but oh so distressed White Queen? Or maybe the wise, but wacky Hatter? And whatever path you choose I'm sure you will find a long expected friend." Finished Yoruichi being as unhelpful as ever.

"A distressed queen or a nut job, huh?" I thought out loud.

"Might be better to deal with an idiot then a raging queen again..." I shivered remembering Rangiku.

"I see you have already met the Red Queen. And that you have already made your decision to visit the Hatter. I will accompany you on your trip. It's been a while since I've visited the Hatter." She hopped down from the branch she was perched on and transformed into her human form. What I forgot about Yoruichi's transformation is that when she turns back into a woman she's cough cough naked...

"Holy crap, Yoruichi! Put some clothes on!" I yelled as I quickly looked away from her bodacious form.

"I don't have any clothes. And besides I like you, Ichigo Kurosaki." She purred in my ear as she pressed herself against my back.

"Well see ya!" I ran as fast as I could away from her. Jeez, I know she likes to tease me but that was a bit much. For a second there I actually thought she was gonna- I stopped my train of thought as Yoruichi popped up right beside me in all her nudeness. I turned away as she reminded me that she was coming with me to this Mad Hatter guy's place. I only nodded, avoided looking at her, and as I turned the other way I saw a clearing ahead. I must have been running pretty damn fast because this had to be it. The Mad Hatter's…tea party? I braced myself for how mad this Mad Hatter would be. As we made it into the clearing, a man looked up from his cup of tea and I really wasn't surprised at who I saw there.

Another cliffhanger! Can you guess who it is?;) I'm updating as often as I can with school and such. I ask once more that you review and I promise that some IchiRuki will be coming up soon So just hang in there!