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Chapter 4- How Mad is a Tea Party?
I felt like turning around and smashing my face into the nearest tree when I saw those hooded eyes leer up at me from under that green and white striped hat. Why did I ever let myself wander over to that hole? Why couldn't I have just kept walking? I am so gonna kill that bastard who pulled me in here. Damn rabbit!
"Kurosaki-San, is it? Well welcome to my tea party. Would you care for a cup?" None other than hat-n-clogs, smiling widely as he offered me tea, sat there looking rather delighted at the sight of a new guest to his ridiculous tea party. It took all the strength I had not to punch him square in the face.
"No thanks, pal! No way am I drinking anything you offer me!" I passed as I sat down in the chair farthest away from him, crossing my arms. Not long after I turned him down did he pop up behind my chair and whack me over the head with that flimsy little paper fan he always had. How it manages to hurt every time even though it's made of paper? It makes it that more irritating that I don't know the answer.
"How very rude of you, Kurosaki-San!" He chimed wagging his finger at me. It took all the self-control I had not to throttle him.
"Damn you, Kisuke!" I yelled while trying to pound him with a tightened fist. He dodged with a smile and a tilt of the head and I felt a blood vessel pop.
"Damn you, Yoruichi!" I pointed at her with an accusatory finger and she returned my gaze with mild surprise at my sudden outburst towards her. Thank goodness she had turned back into her cat form otherwise I'd be screwed.
"You know I can't stand him and yet you let me choose to go down this outrageous path knowing full well who the 'Mad Hatter' was!" I finished my little rant feeling more and more pissed at being here and everyone I've met along the way. Then Yoruichi transformed into her human form, AGAIN, making me slam my head into the table. Oh man, someone please kill me.
"Tsk, tsk, Kurosaki-San you should watch that mouth of yours. There are children present." Kisuke shook his head disappointedly with his fan covering the lower half of his face and I finally took the time to look around and notice that there were indeed other people sitting at the table. Jinta and Ururu seemed to be content with sipping their tea and not interjecting any input to the loud conversation that had unfolded. Looking around a little more I could see standing, holding a pink teapot ready to pour at the sight of an empty cup. All of a sudden Jinta whipped out his hammer and smashed it into the table shouting for more tea. At this Tessai filled the cup nearest to Jinta and went back to his place. Ururu looked down at her broken tea cup and was about to flip out on the pink haired boy but Kisuke thought better of it and put his hand on her arm lowering his fan and smiling.
"Time to switch places!" Kisuke shouted as he leaped to the empty seat to his right. The others quickly followed his lead. I stayed put starting to get that dejavu feeling of familiarity again when something was shoved down my throat by none other than Tessai.
"Poor fellow! Kurosaki-San should have listened when it was time to switch places. What do you think March Hare?" Kisuke turned to Jinta as he asked this question.
"Carrot top is about to be the same size as his nickname!" Jinta smirked towards me and gulped down his tea throwing his head back maniacally.
"And you, Dormouse?" Kisuke then turned to Ururu.
"I just hope we have tea cups small enough for him." She seemed to whisper because her voice was so soft. Meanwhile I was trying not to choke on the massive amount of cake that was making its way down my esophagus.
"I wonder if I can have my way with you once you've shrunken in size?" Yoruichi had the wickedest grin I have ever seen on her face as she eyed me possessively waiting for the "shrinking" to begin. I was more and more reluctant to swallow the sugary substance currently occupying my windpipe but Tessai did a good job of shoving it far enough down to where I couldn't spit it back up. I swallowed after trying to hold off my inevitable decrease in size for a little while longer. At first nothing happened but before relief could come I was staring at a humongous teacup that used to be able to fit neatly in my hand.
"Holy cheese and crackers! When I thought it couldn't get any worse..." I stared at my miniature reflection in the teacup and as I got over the initial shock of being tiny I got pissed off all over again.
"What the hell did you do to me, Tessai?" I tried to be as intimidating as possible but seriously being this tiny it was nearly impossible.
"It's your punishment for being rude at a tea party where you're the honored guest no less." Tessai answered calmly, which made me angrier if that was even possible. I stomped over to the biggest teapot on the table and began to climb it. The teapot just so happened to be the one Tessai had been holding earlier. When I reached the top I had the full intention of telling Tessai off and demanding that he change me back but when I actually got on it the lid flipped and I fell in. Thankfully the teapot was empty of tea but there was something inside. What the heck is this? Did Tessai put this in here? I landed on a note with the same familiar handwriting as before on that bottle that said 'Drink Me'. I had a feeling that this guy who was writing all these notes was the source of my troubles. Before I could flip it right side up to read it the lid of the teapot was removed and a pair of feminine fingers were reaching down to pluck me up. Yoruichi had me firmly in her grasp as she lifted me from the teapot and brought me up to her eye level.
"Got you." She said with a seductive glint in her eye that gave me the urge to flee for my life. As I began to try and free myself from her grip my struggle was cut short as I am smacked from her hand back into the teapot. Silently thanking my savior I get to my feet only to be thrown back on my butt again as the teapot is being lifted and carried off. I can hear two sets of footsteps racing outside below me and than I heard a low hiss with a small poof afterwards. I'm guessing Yoruichi didn't seem to take to her 'toy' being taken away. With some serious upper body strength I pulled myself out of the teapot to see my two rescuers. I was met with two pairs of eyes that I recognized right away as my two little twin sisters.
"Hello Ichi-Nii!" They both chimed in unison and raced off to wherever they were taking me. What am I gonna have to deal with next?
Done! I know I promised some IchiRuki soon but I'm having too much fun torturing Ichigo! XD I pinky promise that it will be soon! If another person reviews than I will post the next chapter up faster than you can say Himmel Mancheese :) till next time my faithful readers!