A/N: So another HUGE thank you to my muse and bestie and wingman. I love her and this wouldn't be this without her. Also, on an important note, I WILL NOT be posting next week, due to family and prior commitment. I am sorry to my lovelys. But I will be back the week after, promise.
"So..." House said. "Why are you two here again?"
"The girls asked us to 'House sit' while they're out having there girls day" Chase said
"Oh great." House said rolling his eyes. "I don't need sitters... Buuuut... If you two would like, you can grab a beer and join me." He gestured to the kitchen and back to the couch.
"You know you're not allowed to drink," Wilson said taking the beer out of House's hand. "It´ll mess with your meds."
"You of all people should know that's never stopped me before." House said snatching it back. "Besides. I already had half of it. And the bloke who said that also thought it'd be a brilliant idea to ban me from having sex... buut..." He stopped and winked at them with a smirk, letting them fill in the blank.
"Really?!" Chase exclaimed.
"I knew it." Wilson said looking at Chase. He stuck his hand out. "Pay up!"chase handed him five bucks.
"Damn it," Chase said upset. "I thought Danielle had more willpower than that."
"You two really bet if I would wait for sex? do you even know me? Tsk tsk tsk" House said shaking his head. "And the trick is to hit her when she's half asleep. That way, by the time she realizes what's happening, she's already too invested to say no to me."
"You dog!" Chase said getting himself a beer and sitting next to House. "Zoey's up for it anytime, anywhere, and just between us, she tends to tire me out."
"Oh please." House said. "You get a girl like Dani laying next to you... Remember I jumped at the last minute to go to new york with her. She's amazing that one." He smirked at Chase. "And tsk tsk. You can't keep up with your girl?""Well, not like that i mean," Chase said blushing a bit. "It's just she usually wants to go two to three times a day, and with getting home from the hospital, after the second round, I'm pretty much beat. But she's just so damn cute it's impossible to say no to her."
"I guess it helps me that Dani has not only her teaching job but school herself. And half the time she has to bring work home. plus her homework." House shrugged. Then he smirked. "But she's graduating soon. And we know what that means."
"Oh my god you two." Wilson said coming back into the room with his own beer. Chase and House turn and smirk like two high school boys , taking swigs of their beer.
"Oh come on, Wilson." Said Chase.
"No dirty little secrets regarding you and your fiancee? Don't tell me your pulling that waiting till after marriage crap, cause I don't by it." House said.
"He can't say that cause he did admit they have done it before." Chase said. "But come on Mate You're going to try to tell us she doesn't do something to drive you crazy?" He raised he's eyebrows.
"Why are you two suddenly so interested in my sex life." Wilson said. He started to bring the drink to his mouth when House snatched it from his hands. "House!"
"No story. No drink." House said
"Is it possible for you to be any more immature," Wilson said with a sigh. "Now if you don't return it to me, I will be sure to tell Danielle about how uncooperative you were and that you were drinking while on your medication, I'm sure she´ll have a punishment for you..." Wilson said. house just looked at him.
"Yeah," House said scoffing. "Which would probably include handcuffs and whips." He stopped and faked embarrassment. "Oops." He said with a smirk.
"Uh Ew." Chase said. "I really didn't need that mental image in my head thanks."
"Oh please." Said House with a roll of his eyes. "Don't act like you and Zoey don't use anything."
"You know." Wilson said folding his arms in front of him. "I don't think Danielle appreciates you talking about her sex life either." House just shrugged.
"I'm sure she's used to it by now. And I think," House said looking at his best friend. "You're still not getting your beer till you share a story."
"Just come on Mate." Chase said. "We all have before. So it's nothing new with us."
"You know you want your beer back." House said holding in Wilson's face.
"The fact is," Wilson said sitting down. "Keesh has been so wrapped up in the whole wedding thing, we haven't done it in months."
"Ooh..." House said, a crooked smile appearing on his face. Wilson knew that look.
"Sorry mate," Snickered Chase, trying not to laugh. "That really blows."
"Not even that!" laughed House, not hiding anything.
You had to go there!" Wilson said face palming.
"Really though?" Chase said as he and House Laughed. "That's terrible."
"Yes. Yes it is..." Wilson said. "And you have no idea." Chase and House stopped laughing.
"Soo..." House started. "I don't get it. I mean, how can you not? Don't you play around... Or anything?!"
"She brings wedding magazines to bed!" Wilson said, exasperated.
"Ooh boy.." Chase said
"Why don't you just call off the wedding until she has sex with you?" House asked.
"That would never work with Keesh." Wilson said.
"How come?" House asked, chugging his beer.
"Be realistic." Said Chase. You can't just call off a wedding just because of sex. If he did that, she wouldd probably leave him." Chase sat back. "If I were in that situation, Zoey would just try to beat the crap out of me."
"I would never have that problem." House said.
"Oh really?" Chase said, eyebrows raised. "Danielle's never withheld sex from you?"
"Nope." House said, with a quick shake of his head. "Not that it would work anyways."
"What makes you so sure?" Wilson asked, an eyebrow raised.
"She didn't last 5 minutes last time she tried. I'm just that good." House said with a smirk.
"Sure sure," Wilson said with a laugh. Even with that bad leg of yours?" House laughed at that.
"Who needs that when I have a third one right here?"He said as he pat his crotch. Chase looked surprised at seeing House so relaxed at this banter. Although he figured House only allowed the joke because it was Wilson who was saying it. Chase got up and opened up another beer, tossing House and Wilson another as well,
"Well, lets find a solution to your problem, how about you buy her some sexy lingerie?" Chase suggested. I'm sure she´ll get the message."
"I'll be fine. It'll all be over anyway soon enough." Wilson said.
"Third times the charm." House said looking at his best friend.
"Are you nervous?" Chase asked. "I know I'd be." Wilson opened his mouth to respond but he stopped for a second and looked contemplative for a moment.
"I just realized." He said, "The only one of us who's never gotten married before is House." Both stop and look at House.
"What?!" House said, after about a minute of them staring.
"You never have been married, have you?" Wilson asked "Are you even planning on asking Danielle? You've been dating for a while now, right?"
"I told you about that Jimmy." House said voice low. It seems that had struck a nerve. "I told you, if the times right. And It's been only almost a year."
"At your age," Wilson grumbled, "It wouldn't hurt to settle down you know..."
"Why need a ring to prove how you feel?" House said.
"We all know that Danielle would want it." Wilson said. "You especially."
"I got to agree with House on this one." Chase said, "I'm not really planning on asking zoey anytime soon."
"House," Wilson said with a shrug. "I know for a fact you have a ring in a box either in your desk or in you bag right now."
"REALLY?!" Chase asked surprised.
"Remind me never to tell you anything again." House said to Wilson.
"It's nothing to be ashamed of." Said Wilson.
"I didn't say I was ashamed, now did I." house said. He turned to Chase. "And close your mouth unless you plan on doing something with it open like that. Yes I bought a ring."
"Again," Said Chase,"I didn't need that mental image, and anything I do with my mouth, doesn't involve other men."
Chase said with a smirk.
"Sure it doesn't." House said rolling his was a silence for about a half a minute. "So Danielle's ex is in the intern program and guess who got stuck with him." House said.
"Not the one that stabbed you?" Wilson asked
"No." House said "If it was him, He wouldn't have made it out alive day one. No the other one. The one that's like estranged friends with Zoey."
"Zoey has an estranged friend?" Chase asked. "I don't remember her telling me anything about it."
"They lost touch after she moved away and after he left danielle." House said said with a shrug.
"Hmm..." Chase said. "Still I wish she would have told me this."
"From what I've heard, they don't even talk anymore." House said. "She's been back in the states for about 3 years now and they haven't talked once. I doubt he even knows she's here." He ate some chips that were on the table.
"It's funny how you know more about my girlfriend than I do," Chase said, slightly angry.
"I just know about what Danielle tells me. Or tells herself, forgetting I'm in the room." House said a tad annoyed. "Get you're twisted panties out of your ass and relax."
"Alright," Wilson said, trying to end the arguing before someone threw a punch. And he was sure that Chase was going to be the one that ended up hurt more, even though House was the injured one. "Well about this guy, he's your assistant, you better not get into trouble House."
I won't get in trouble." House said innocently. "But neither me or my team OR even the on call nurses will EVER clean another bedpan again." House chuckled evilly.
"You're terrible," Said Chase laughing. "You know Foreman wouldn't approve of that. Do your worst, I dont trust him wih my Zoey... And he better not try talking to her..."
"Danielle has a deep hatred for him." House said. "Zoey's safe with her. And not terrible. Just don't like the gross stuff. And you will never have to insert a catheter into another patient ever again either." House paused for a second. "Oh and Foreman isn't on my team Cause he almost Killed Danielle."
"I remember." Chase said. "But I'm liking this. I am liking this."
"You guys are so immature." Said Wilson laughing.
"I'll have him go do the gross work for you too." House said with a smirk
"You never change," Wilson smiled, "I suppose I'll let you have your fun. But if anything happens to that guy, I know who's to blame.
"Nothing will happen." House said. "It's just hospital work. I'm debating if he does the papaerwork or not... I don't know If I'd trust him with that though."
"Paperwork is your job." Wilson said. "As boring as it may be, your intrusted with it"
"And," Chase added. "It might be the only thing you can do since your wheelchair bound for a while."
"Like I said," House said. "I don't trust him." House paused for a second. "All this beer and talk about making exiepoo's life miserable, made me hungry, anyone want pizza?"
"Agreed." Wilson said. "What kind of Pizza?"
"Any kind." House said. He looked to his side. "Chase Go order the Pizza."
"Why me?" Said Chase. "You call, your legs and back are messed up not your mouth."
"Unfortunately," Said Wilson with a sigh.
"Cheese sound ok?" Chase asked.
"Blahh!" Complained House. "Cheese is so plain!"
"How about a garbage pie?" Wilson suggested.
"A garbage pie?" Chase asked, confused.
"It's also known as an everything pie." Wilson explained.
"It has everything expect the stinky little fish. Dani hastes them." House said.
"Awe." Chase teased. "You missing Danielle?"
"I just said those fish are gross." House said.
"I'll go order while you two argue." Wilson said standing up. It was quiet for a few minutes.
"I still want to know what Danielle and Zoey did in High school." House said
"You know, I really want to as well." Chase agreed.
"What do you think it could be?" House asked him.
"I don't know," Chase mused. "Maybe some lesbian action."
"Damn." House said. "That'd. Be. Hot."
"This again?" Wilson asked coming in.
"I won't rest until I know Wilson." House said. Wilson shook his head listening to them speculate for another 20 minutes
"Enough!" He said, getting tired of hearing it. "If you want to know bad enough try getting the drunk or something, I don't know." House stopped and looked at his best friend.
"Jimmy..." He said. "That, is not a bad idea."
I hope you all liked that. Uh-oh. What's House scheming? And I wonder what happened in high school. Also Is House seriously thinking of proposing. BTW I know he was married in season 8 for the green card thing. But this is before that. So yeah, he was never married. The review button is your best friend if you want Ice cream cups!
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