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Chapter 7
On board the Normandy
"Johnny where's the bathroom, I need to clean up" Joe said rubbing his wildly unkempt beard
"Take the elevator down to the crew deck", Jacob you mind showing him where" John said to Joe and Jacob
"You got it Commander" Jacob saluted leading Joe down to the crew deck.
John led Jack to the briefing room accompanied by Miranda. She addressed Jack quickly to lay down the ground rules of the ship, as John told Joker to head to Omega to retrieve Archangel and Mordin.
"Welcome to the Normandy Jack, I'm Miranda, Shepard's second in command. On this ship se follow orders, is that understood."
"Shepard tell the cheerleader to back off, I'm here because of our deal" Jack shot back.
"Miranda will let you into the system, let me know what you find" Shepard said as Jack walked out of the room.
Miranda just stared at Shepard " what?" He asked noticing the evil stare.
Miranda shook her head walking out of the room.
In the elevator Jacob and Joe were getting to know each other, then an interesting subject came about.
"What's up with Lawson" Joe asked curiously
"What do you mean Shepard" Jacob replied clearly caught off guard by the question.
"I mean is she always so cold, I mean the only emotion I've ever seen her show so far was anger and frustration, what could make a person that way" Joe asked.
"I don't know Miranda never really discusses her past or personal life with anyone, and she pushes away anybody who tries to get close to her" Jacob shared slightly sad hoping Joe wouldnt pick up on that.
"That sucks, she's a beautiful woman she should smile more anyway, I'm off for a shower and a shave, pleasure talking to you Jacob" Joe shook his hand one more time before walking over to the men's room.
About an hour later John took the elevator down to the crew deck in search of his brother and some food after that firefight he had to admit he was famished.
"Goldstein have you seen my brother" John asked crewman Goldstein.
"Who sir" Goldstein replied
" The male tattooed convict that we brought on board" John explained
" Ohhhhhh yeah he's still in the men's room" Goldstein informed
."He's been in there for a while? John asked
"Yup, ever since he came down sir" Goldstein said
"Hmmmmm ok thank you crewman proceed before Miranda smells you not doing any work" John joked.
Goldstein laughed walking away to return to her duties. John walked over to the men's room and knocked on the door.
" Joseph you couldn't find a better place to whack off seven years of frustration" John shouted teasing his brother
"Screw you John, I'll be out when I'm back to my normal handsome self" Joe shot back at John.
"Alright you damn woman, come up to the captain's quarters when your done in there" John said.
"You got it kiddo" Joe said
About an hour later Joe walked out of the bathroom looking and feeling like a new man, he had gotten rid of the ponytail and back to his faux hawk which he didn't have the privilege of in jail and his beard was now gone, turned into neatly trimmed stubble. He walked right out of the door and directly into Miranda.
"Excuse me Lawson, didn't see you there" he apologized
"Just watch where your going next time" she replied rather annoyed.
"Hey watch how you talk to me I'm not one of these little Cerberus lackeys that fear you, you give respect to receive it and I been real nice to your ass out of respect for John, but that's gonna get old soon too." He shot back at her.
"I don't have time to sit here and argue with you about your feelings of disrespect, there's a lot to do Shepard and your practically hindering me from doing my job" she returned.
Joe walked closer to Miranda and looked her up and down, he then whispered so only she could hear him " You need to get laid Lawson" and walked away "and I'm the one that spent seven years in jail yet she's walking around all bent out of shape" Joe muttered stepping into the elevator leaving Miranda dumbfounded.
She stood there fuming at Joseph Shepard's comment a moment before storming back to her office as crewmen scampered out of her way.
"How dare he that arrogant bastard uggghhhh that man infuriates me " she shouted. Good thing the office was soundproof or the entire crew would of heard her rant over Joseph Shepard.
" Damnt he's right" she muttered to herself. It had been a while since Miranda's last 'release and it was definitely overdue. Thinking about it made her lower region moisten, Miranda locked her door and made her way over to her bed slowly coming out of her catsuit, revealing her black lace bra and panties. She laid back on the bed sliding her hand between her legs and closing her eyes as she slowly began to rub her clitoris.
"Mmmmm" Miranda softly moaned increasing the speed of her rubs, almost at her climax Miranda heard his voice in her ear again, whispering softly. "You need to get laid Lawson" that was all it took to send Miranda over the edge as she came hard.
"Ahhhhhhh, oh god what the hell" she said as she realized she was thinking of Joseph while she brought herself to an orgasm.
She quickly pulled herself together regaining her composure " ok Miranda its nothing, you were just horny and he was the last man you saw, it could of been anyone." She said to herself as her mind betrayed her mouth
"He looked so good in his tank top, with those tattoos and he had just the right amount of muscles to please her eyes, I wonder what he looks like naked" she thought.
" Uggghhh no, stop it Miranda remove this man from your thoughts, get up , get dressed and get back to work," she told herself out loud.
Up in the captains cabin John and Joe were catching up over the past few years. John told Joe about Ashley and how he felt about her, Joe told John about his ex girlfriend Ana, John only met her a few times but he did like Ana. He blamed himself for Joe losing her, then they talked about their mother and how well she was doing. Joe told him about the singularity he put Anderson and their father in and his run in with Miranda on the island. For some reason Joe couldn't of Miranda beautiful, deadly, and a complete bitch but she turned him on for some reason. He wouldn't mind getting to know Miranda if she ever put down her ice shield but he knew everything was always done for a reason and he was sure she had a good one.
The rest of the night consisted of story swapping and Jack Daniels. John was passed out in his bed while Joseph was out cold on his couch, and there they slept peacefully until Jokers voice woke them .
"Commander we've arrived at Omega your clear to board the station." He informed
"Thank you Joker" John sat up "EDI tell Miranda to meet me at the airlock she's on the ground team for Omega" he said
"Message away commander, Operative Lawson will be at the airlock in 20 minutes" EDI replied.
"Thank you EDI" John said getting out of bed kicking Joseph's foot waking him back up. "Get up, time to go do some work, we're on Omega let's go get the doctor and this vigilante" John said.
"Alright let's do it" Joe said hopping up "Uhhh John, I need a piece, I don't mind using my biotics but it is rather tiring" Joe informed.
"Oh yeah, see Jacob then meet me at the air lock" John said as they stepped into the elevator.
"Sounds good" Joe said with the trademark family grin.