A/N:DEFINITELY SMUT IN THIS CHAPTER YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED PEOPLE WHO DO'NT LIKE SEX

Chapter 14

The shuttle dropped down on Haestrom with John, Joe, and Garrus stepping off.
"Whoa what the fuck," Joe screamed getting out of the sun to the nearest bunker, "is the sun fucking up anybody else's shields" he said checking to make sure the generator wasn't shorting out, being that he didn't wear armor he would be in trouble if the heat hit him good.
"Yeah its frying ours out too" John told him, "let's get Tali and get the hell out of here quick" he said readying his weapons.
They fought through waves of geth before reaching Kal' Reegar who informed them that Tali was across the way. Reegar wanted to keep fighting but John convinced him to stay down while Joe took out the Colossus with the Cain. After killing the geth surrounding the building the trio walked in, Tali greeted John and Garrus with a hug and Joe with a hand shake as this was her first time meeting or even hearing about him. Tali agreed to join the fight, pleased to see Reegar had survived they called in Joker for a pick up.

Upon returning to the ship John received a transmission from the Illusive Man. He informed him of the downed collector ship apparently the turians were able to disable it. John called the team into the briefing room to update them on the situation again.
"It should take us about two days to reach the ship, but it can't hurt to plan ahead of time" he said as everyone nodded in agreement. " same plan as last time we all go in, teams of six, one team guards the rear while the other team goes in to investigate" he said.
"Sounds good skipper, whose leading team two" Ashley asked.
"You lead team two Ash, take Jacob, Jack, Grunt, Samara, and Kasumi. I'll take Joseph, Miranda, Garrus, Tali, and Thane. We'll be investigating the ship you guys make sure we don't get blindsided.
Everyone agreed with the plan and exited the briefing room except for John, Joe, Garrus, Ashley, and Tali.
"Trap" John said
"Trap" they all said in unison before walking out of the room.

Stepping off the elevator in the crew deck Joseph made his way over to Miranda's office no longer needing to knock. He saw Miranda was on a video call with Oriana, he quietly crept to the back of the room trying not to be seen by the camera.
"What was that Miri" Oriana said noticing the blur known as Joseph Shepard slide by the camera.
"Oh, uhhh that was Joseph" she said looking away.
"So you finally took my advice and snatched him up, hello Joseph" Oriana shouted back to him.
"Uhhh, hey Oriana" he said disappointed at his lack of stealth skills.
This was all new to Miranda and the whole situation got uncomfortable fast.
"Ori, let me call you back later, Joseph Michael Shepard if you remove one item of clothing while I'm still on this call, you won't have a need for them anymore" she said biotics flaring.
"Bye Miri" Oriana said laughing at her sister threatening her boyfriend before ending the call.
"Now why would I give you a strip tease while your talking to your sister, damn Miri I thought you held me in a little higher regard" he said feigning insulted.
"Oh your a big boy you'll get over it" she said standing up walking over to him, draping her arms around his shoulders.
"No my feelings are hurt" he said putting his hands on her ass pouting.
"I can make you feel better" she said tracing her tongue across his lips unbuckling his pants.
"That is gonna require a lot of attention " he said closing his eyes as he felt her hands wrap around his shaft, stroking it to maximum capacity.
Pulling down his pants and pushing him back on the bed after removing his tank top. Miranda climbed on top of his naked body placing tongue kisses all the way down to his waist. Looking up into his eyes running her tongue down further, gripping his hard member in her hand licking it from top to bottom slowly. Releasing low groans grabbing a handful of Miranda's hair while she continued teasing and torturing him.
Any minute now he would rip that catsuit off of her, Miranda knew Joe couldn't take teasing for too long and with that she stopped. Standing up to remove the suit while he slowly stroked his member, keeping it up for her. Completely naked she slowly crawled on top of him sliding down his hard shaft slowly. Miranda was never a fan of slow sex she preferred to get off, get up, and get gone, but something was different with Joseph. She wanted to savor the moment, get complete satisfaction from it. He always let her set the pace they would go at it didn't matter as long as she was satisfied when it was over and done with.
Soft moans escaping both of them as Miranda rode him slowly, passionately kissing him, body saying everything she couldn't put into words. Miranda actually enjoyed him taking control which was a shock to herself, she trusted him to take care of her. As they rolled over, placing her legs on his shoulders as he slowly slid in and out of her.
"Ohhhhh Joey, yessss" Miranda moaned scratching his back.
Licking her thighs going deeper inside of her. Staring into each others eyes, moaning into each others mouths as Joseph went deeper.
"Mmmmmm harder Joey" Miranda whispered pulling him deeper inside of her.
Joseph pulled out laying Miranda on her side, lifting her leg, sliding back inside of her holding her waist.
"Ohhhh god yes, make love to me daddy" she screamed wrapping her arm around his neck pulling him closer.
"I love you Miranda" he whispered in her ear pushing himself all the way inside of her, kissing and licking her ear.
"Ahhhhh, ohhhhh I love you too Joey" she screamed approaching her orgasm feeling every inch of him inside of her.
Joe continued giving her slow, deep, hard strokes feeling her walls clench around him. Joe sped up his assault on Miranda's walls kissing and biting her neck.
"Ohhhhh daddy, I'm gonna cum" she bit down on her lip, gripping the back of Joseph's head.
"Cum for me baby" Joe whispered in her ear squeezing her breast.
They both came seconds later orgasms rocking both of them as they passed out in exhaustion.

Joseph woke up first, kissing Miranda's back slipping himself out of her, carefully laying her next to him in an attempt not to wake her. He sat up on the bed looking at her terminal to the staring face of the Illusive Man. Quickly covering Miranda's naked body pulling on his boxers walking over to the terminal.
"Can I help you with something" Joe said folding his arms grilling the man down.
"Hmmm I actually expected the other Shepard to end up in her bed" the Illusive Man said smugly.
"Cut to the chase what the fuck do you want TIM" Joe shot back at him.
"Have Operative Lawson, call me when she wakes up" he told Joseph.
"Enjoy it while it lasts, each day I pull one of your claws out of her you sick son of a bitch, you don't fool me" Joe shot at him.
"Operative Lawson's loyalty is unwavering to me Mr. Shepard, but can you say the same" TIM stated matter of factly to Joe.
"I hope you remember those words on the day you have to swallow em, we'll have our time" Joe said shutting down the terminal.
"What are you doing to my terminal Joseph" Miranda said sitting up looking at him suspiciously.
"Just having a conversation with your boss, I think he watched us have sex last night" Joe whispered looking back at Miranda.
She shook her head laughing "Joseph there are cameras in every room of the ship so if he was watching it wouldn't have been the first time" she said smirking at him.
"You should know he thinks your a whore", Joe told her " 'hmmmm I actually expected the other Shepard to end up in her bed' " he said doing a perfect imitation of TIM's voice.
"Oh god you sound just like him" Miranda said laughing loudly.
"How do you put up with that guy" he said climbing back in bed as she lay her head back on his chest playing with his chest hair.
"He's not all that bad" she said defending her boss.
"Ahh, don't tell me, I won't believe it anyway, we'll just say he was a dad to you when you needed one" Joseph replied looking up at the ceiling.
Miranda quickly separated herself from him at the mention of her father, he quickly grabbed her waist pulling her into him.
"Hey I'm sorry ok, I forget it's a touchy subject sometimes" he said kissing the back of her ear. Whispering softly to her "I'll be your daddy" he said jokingly, earning him a slap on his chest. She pushed him back on the bed letting the sheet she was wrapped in drop from her body, climbing on top of him.
"Show me what you got...'daddy' "

John and Ashley lay in bed quietly, Ashley had something on her mind but she didn't know how to tell John. She thought she was pregnant but wanted to be sure before she said anything. She had also received some troubling news from her sister Abby and she wanted to go home to Amaterasu and check it out.
"John" she said tapping him on the chest.
"Yes, Ash" he replied in complete focus.
"After we check out this ship if we have the time can we go to Amaterasu, I got a disturbing message from Abby, I wanna go and make sure she's ok" she informed him.
"Sure Ash, absolutely" he said placing a kiss on her forehead.

Joe and Miranda were in her office preparing for the assault on the collector ship, he was worried. He and John's friends all knew it was a trap and he wanted to tell Miranda, but her loyalty to her boss made him skeptical of warning her.
"Hey Miranda" he said pulling his tank top over his head.
"Yes Joey" she replied zipping up her suit.
"When we get on this ship I want you to stay close to me ok" he told her while putting on his boots.
"What's wrong" she looked at him worried.
"I just got a bad feeling about this one, I need to make sure we both get out of there in one piece ok" he told her hiding his fear.
She walked over to him straddling his lap, "We're going to be fine Joseph, the Illusive Man wouldn't send us on that ship unless he was sure" she placed a kiss on his lips.
"Miranda do you trust me" he asked staring into her beautiful blue eyes.
"Of course I do why would you even ask me that" she said pulling back a little bit searching his eyes for answers.
"Then just do what I ask please" he said grabbing her face making her look into his eyes.
"Ok Joey, just relax please your making me nervous" she said kissing him before climbing off his lap.

Up in the cabin John and Ashley were having somewhat the same conversation.
"Ash we know this is a trap so be alert for everything ok" John said strapping on his armor.
"I know John, you just be careful ok I don't like the idea of you going into the heart of that ship" she said putting her armor on as well.
"If I tell you to get out and leave us you do it ok" he said looking into her eyes.
"John how can you ask me to do that when I just got you back" she said angrily.
"Ash don't make me swap you out with Miranda, I know she won't hesitate, but I trust you more, so please just do as I say" he pleaded with her.
"John you and I both know Miranda wouldn't step off that ship if Joseph wasn't with her so don't you dare use that against me" she yelled at him.
"Ash just do it... Please" he said losing his will to argue with her.
"Ok John, if and only if there's no way to help you, I will leave you" she said pulling him into an embrace.

The Normandy was closing in on the collector ship as everyone made their way to the shuttle bay.