Narrator:
AWWW MEENNN, It feels like weeks since I've done this which technically it has been weeks since I've last done this. The Author was super tired during the trip but he did a bit of writing to some chapters, but right now currently he's sick as he's writing this, which is funny because-
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That was rude, anyways it's funny becau-
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DUDEEEEEEEEE, fine let's just get it over with.
It was the start of a new day, the sun was shining, birds were singing and flowers were blooming. Now we're at the Stardust Garden in Bell's room where we could see him in bed wrapped with a blanket and a towel above his head.
He's sick, that's why it was funny because both the Author and Bell is sick..,
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... Anyways it's a sick chapter, yeah prepare for some... funny/wholesome bits I guess, I don't know, Author is out his mind right now, he's coughing like crazy and I swear I think he's gonna puke.
But he did want me to say that, this was his idea, no one gave this to him at all, he thought of this on his own and he didn't need anyone saying this chapter idea because he already thought of it.
But let's not derail anymore cause a scene is about to play out.
CRASHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
"Alise don't you dare!"
"We're gonna need that for our expedition!"
"*Yawn, What's for breakfast?"
Shouts from multiple Astraea members and a sleepy Lyra came from the living room.
"No! Bell needs this!"
Alise shouted as she holds a red vial in her left hand as she holds out her sword against Kaguya and Ryuu who we're blocking the door.
"No he doesn't he's just sick!"
"We're not gonna use mermaid blood for something like this!"
Both of them shouted to the red head captain.
"But- But- This is important."
"Last time you used mermaid blood, it was the time Wiene accidently scratched Bell."
"That was also important! He was bleeding!"
"It was just a small cut! "
"And you're just using that as an excuse to kiss Bell!"
Looks like there was no way to reason with the red head as both the elf and eastern lady draw their swords as well.
They continued to fight causing quite a ruckus and destroying the living room which caused other member also to join the fight to stop their captain with the exception of Lyra who was just sipping coffee.
Typical day for the Astraea Familia.
Ahem
A certain goddess came in to the room, catching everyone's attention except for Lyra who was still sipping her coffee.
"Sigh, Can we have at least 1 week without anything breaking in this house?"
The beautiful goddess said as she looks the mess they caused, causing each member to look down with again the exception of Lyra who was now just watching the scene unfold as she takes a bite from her cookie, which I don't know where she got it, infact I don't even know where she got her coffee.
"It wasn't my faul-"
Alise tried to excuse herself but was interrupted by Kaguya.
"What do you mean "It wasn't my fault"! You drew your sword against us first!"
Both began to argue once again, which prompted the goddess to pull both their ears.
"Ow! Ow! Ow!"
Both simultaneously said.
"Will you two behave now?"
The brunette asked "calmly" which received her a trembling nod from both girls, which she then released their ears.
"Good, well then I've come to inform... Bell left."
Silence filled the room... well not really Lyra was chewing really loudly.
"WHAT!?"
Everyone screamed with again the exception of Lyra and obviously Astraea.
"Well he woke up and left a note saying that he was going to the Blue Phar-"
Before she could finish each member dashed towards the door, leaving only the goddess and pallum in the wrecked room.
"*Crunch, I don't even think mermaid's blood helps with sickness."
Lyra said as she finished her cookie and coffee.
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Narrator:
We're are now with our white haired rabbit, he's currently sluggishly walking through the streets while still wearing his blanket... but hey at least he's wearing a facemask.
Truthfully he look he's dying, Bell rarely gets sick infact this is the first time he's gotten sick since 5 years now.
"If only Airmid-san or Naaza-san or Heith-san can magically appear before m-"
Cough
Cough
Oh, he's falling down man he's like the Author who is currently dying right now.
"Nii-san?"
Oh? Someone approached the rabbit?
Looking up to person who called him, we can see a beautiful blonde haired girl eating a potato snack.
"Ais?"
That's right it's Ais Wallenstein, I'm not gonna do any introductions you already know her and the Author as I said is dying. But he's gonna try to introduce this version of Ais, which is in the Author's notes cause right now he's blanking at the moment of writing this.
"Yes, are you ok?"
The swordswoman asked, concerned for the rabbit cause he's looking like a zombie. basically he's really really pale just like the Author right now but unlike the Author he still be lookin cute.
"Hehe, I'm fine, I'm just a bit sick."
Bell said waving his hand.
"I see... do you want this? It can help you feel better."
Ais said holding out her snack to him, which just made Bell smile and quietly laugh causing the girl to pout.
"Hehe, Thanks but I don't think a jagamarukun will help me."
He said patting the girl's head as he noticed her pouting.
"But can you help me, go to either the Dian Cecht or the Blue Pharmacy? I need to get medicine"
The rabbit said as he starts coughing once again, causing the blonde spirit to worry even more.
"It's fine, so can you help me?"
Without a word, Ais knelt down and looked at Bell and looking at her back indicating for the rabbit to climb on her back.
Surprisingly enough the rabbit climbed on her back without any hesitation, because normally the rabbit would get embarrassed getting a piggy back from his "little sister" but the thing is whenever Bell gets sick, he's a bit drunk, like nothing is almost going through his head, he would say "Hanabi" with no context at all.
" Heheh, Thanks Ais."
Bell said as he patted the girl's head, causing her to blush.
With Bell on her back, Ais then began to head towards the Dian Cecht, as they head towards the pharmacy. Bell slowly felt the need to sleep and slowly nuzzled his head to the girls neck, he really couldn't handle being sick.
"Rock."
Ais randomly said, a blush spreading to her cheeks as she felt the hare's burning skin.
"Hm?"
"It makes a good ice breaker."
... Man the Author must be recalling the time he met his friend's friend and when the mutual friend left to go to the bathroom he just randomly said this.
"Riveria said laughter was the best medicine."
The rabbit was just stunned at the joke attempt of the girl.
"Pft- Hehe, thanks Ais I feeling much better now."
The rabbit said as he pats her head even more, to joy to girl of course with a little version of her getting piggyback from him.
Aww, Isn't that sweet... It makes me want to puke just like how the Author wants to... Oh wait he's going to the bathroom... Ewwww, man he sounds like he's dying... he's been there for over 5 minutes now I really think he ate something really weird during his trip.
Well let's take a break and wait for the Author.
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Narrator:
Meanwhile, we're not gonna be tracking the Astraea but I'll give a short summary of what there up to. Currently there causing more chaos then peace and it seems to Ganesha Famillia has joined in to stop the chaos getting overboard.
But again we're not gonna focus on them . We're focusing on a group of three a young girl with flax-colored hair(Blame the wiki I don't even know what that means) a chestnut-haired pallum and a red haired man walking down the street.
This is the Hestia Familia, well more or so as only one of them is in the Familia as the pallum and red head are in different Famillias and are just in her party.
Their names are Anna Claes, the only member of the Hestia Familia. Liliruca Arde, the pallum a member of the Soma Familia and Welf Crozzo a blacksmith from the Hephaestus Familia.
Currently, they are making their way downtown, walking fast as faces pass and they are homebound.
Dun, dun, dun, dun, dun
They are staring blankly ahead, just making their way, making a way through the whole crowds.
Dun, dun, dun, dun, dun
And they need you.
Dun, dun, dun, dun, dun
And they miss you.
Dun, dun, dun, dun, dun
And now I wonderrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, wtf am I doing?, why did I do this stupid bit, can we just reset this right now, if I could just do ittttttttt.
Dun, dun, dun, dun, dun
Take 2:
Two-thousand on thermometers
Two-thousand surroundin' us
Travel two-thousand kilometers
To hang out with us
What's up, danger?
This doesn't even make sense, I guess the Author is just hyped for the new spider-verse.
Take 3:
So their on way home from a fruitful day from diving in the dungeon, until Anna spotted a familiar blonde haired girl, carrying also familiar white haired boy.
And without warning Anna sprinted towards, startling her companions.
"Ais-san! Bell-san!"
For some background information that I should be doing cause it's hurting the author to think.
Anna was saved by the Astraea Familia well saved by Ryuu, Lyra and Bell and was inspired to by them to become an adventurer and stand by them she then joined the Hestia Familia and during her first week she was caught in a minotaur stamped and was saved by Ais, who later offer to train her which she gladly accepted and after 2 month she became the current record holder of lvl up in Orario and the rest is... have you watch or read the series?. This killed the Author he is now resting let's wait for awhile...
"Anna?"
The one who greeted was Bell, as Ais just made a small smile and a little wave as they looked at the lively girl.
"Bell-san? Are you ok?!"
Anna frantically panics, wondering why one of heroes was getting a piggyback and looked like he was dying(in a cute way, idk how just imagine like cute sleep deprived person) as she asks what's wrong with the rabbit, both her friends went towards them.
"Anna-sama, please don't bolt up like that."
"Yeah, you started to run like a crazy person when you do that."
Both her friends said as they finally catching up with their leader of the group.
"Hm? The Sword Princess carrying ,Starlight Rabbit? What happened?"
Welf said, revealing the title for Bell which the Author might change but might not cause this title works for this version of Bell.
"Sorry guys, I was just excited."
Anna said bowing her head to her companions who just sighed and giggled at the girl.
"Hehe, it's nice that you have great friends Anna."
Bell said with a smile as he watches the interaction of the trio, but then began to sneeze.
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"Are you sick?!"
"I didn't know high level adventures still get sick."
Anna then became more increasingly worried, as Welf and Lili just stand by and wonder about the number derf... What? we're you expecting a logical story with good humor and wholesome moments that makes sense? Well I don't know who lied to you but you ain't getting it here.
"Yeah, but don't worry I'll be back to normal sooner."
Bell said reassuring the concerned girl as he pats her head causing Ais to pout her cheeks.
"Hehe, B-but you're sick, I got to get you to the Blue Pharmacy!"
Anna said as she tried to snatch Bell.
"I don't think that's necessary."
Ais said in a matter of factly tone as she holds Bell tightly.
"Don't worry Ais-san, I can take care of him."
"No it's fine."
"But in insist."
Both girls stared at each other, a weird tense tension was appearing out of nowhere .
"Ne lil ol' Lili, you think we should run for it?"
"Welf-sama, that's completely cowardly,... let's go!"
Before they could witness to what could be a fight, both blacksmith and supporter ran for their lives.
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Narrator:
We're still not going back to Astraea Familia's Pov but I'll give short a summary again, while Anna saw Ais and Bell, The Astraea Familia was in a particular situation or more so Alise was a she was surrounded by her Familia included Lyra I guess she was forced to join and some of the high members from the Ganesha Familia and are those the Hostess girls and some Loki Familia members as well? ... Yeah it looks is gonna be a tough time for Alise... Anyways let's go with the main event.
Currently our rabbit was walking, well walking is a little generous he's technically crawling, when Anna and Ais were having there deathly stare down, Bell decided to hop off and go by himself as to not disturb Anna and Ais even more but bunny boi is so sick he fell down.
Right now the rabbit's current plan was to get to the Dian Cecht or just hope he'll bump into either Miach-sama or Naaza or Airmid or Heith or anyone he knew that can help him.
But dude before he could crawl even more he fell unconscious, I mean he was crawling for dear life on the streets and if you're wandering what the people we're doing, there minding their own goddamn business. Which same.
"Bell?"
Woah, in a total fashion of "luck" Airmid was just walking down the streets, wow it's totally not the Author being too lazy to write more.
Well as the Author doesn't want to write more he's gonna do a little speedrun.
Airmid saw Bell deduced he needed help and brought him to the pharmacy.
Give him around of applause with doing a whole scene with 13 words.
"You have a really high fever."
Airmid said as she puts a towel above he's head, she then stared at the rabbit's cute face which was painted with red.
(So C-cute)
The thought of the healer as she then quickly looks at her surrounding after confirming no one was near she then reached out her hand to his hair.
But before she could caress his head, a loud crash interrupted it.
"BELLLLLLLLL!"
"GET BACK HERE ALISE!"
"Nii-san!"
"I wish I could have just stayed at home."
"Bell-nya"
Shouts from multiple can be heard outside the room, with their footsteps getting louder to the room, the loud noise was very disturbing for the sleeping bunny.
The door then opened revealing multiple faces but they we're all met by a very angry nurse.
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Narrator:
And after all the chaos Airmid was able to make everyone get outside the room and let Bell have some peace and quite. So he can finally rest and recover from his sickness.
And after a full day rest and some medicine and a secret lap pillow from Airmid, The rabbit was no longer sick, Can't say the same about the Author as he continues to cough.
Well that's the end of this chapter.
Until we meet again for some more hijinks and bad jokes the Author has done, but preferably when the Author is not sick.
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Author's Notes:
Hola Señors and Señoritas but mostly Señiors because I know it's mostly the boissss reading this.
I am currently dying, my body both feels hot and cold and my throat is killing me and I've been in bed for the entire day with just my phone and laptop, I can't even play or write without getting a headache. And if you're ever gonna do a long trip, bring some medicine.
I did say I was gonna put a description of this version of Ais but my head hurts soo much, but basically this Ais and Bell's relationship is a sibling thing and not the one you guys want.
Originally I wanted to write this a bit more longer and wanted to add the Freya Familia to the mix but I think just mentioning is good enough also It hurts so much to think and the only reason I'm writing now is because I'm so bored staying bed.
Anyways I hoped you enjoyed the chapter which I defiantly did not get from someone else.