A/N: OH my gosh I love you guys so much! I post a few chapters way late and I get three new reviews! You're the best. Here's the new rules, enjoy them(: I'm still working on requests.

Two things: 1, the dye in the last chapter was magical, only changed color once the robes were completely dry and it's nearly impossible to get out. 2, I think I'm going to pass on writing 31 and 32 for now cause I am drawing a blank (sorry Cat of Flames!).

-PJatOgirl

101. It is a bad idea to tell Professor Snape he takes himself too seriously. It is a bad idea to tell Professor McGonagall she takes herself too seriously

102. I do not have a Dalek Patronus.

103. "42″ is not the answer to every question to the O.W.L.'s

104. First-years should not be encouraged to befriend the Whomping Willow. Or build a treefort therein.

105. I will not use Slytherin and Gryffindor first years as Christmas decorations

106. If asked in class what the Avada Kedavra curse does, yelling "It Does DEATH!" may be correct but it is not the manner in which one should answer.

107. I am not allowed out of my dorm when visitors from the Ministry are here.

108. I am not authorized to negotiate a peace treaty with Voldemort.

109. I will not follow potions instructions in reverse order just to see what happens.

110. I am not allowed to refer to Susan Bones, Hannah Abbott and Justin Finch-Fletchley as Blossom, Buttercup, and Bubbles.

111. I will not sing The Badger Song during Hufflepuff-Slytherin Quidditch matches.

112. I will not douse Harry Potter's Invisibility Cloak with lemon juice to see if he will become visible wearing it and standing near the fire in the common room.

113. Bringing fortune cookies to Divination class does not count for extra credit.

114. My name is not "The Dark Lord Happy-Pants" and I am not allowed to sign my papers as such.

115. I am not allowed to make lightsaber sound with my wand.

116. I will not dress up as Voldemort for Halloween.

117. I will not wear my DEATH EATER AND PROUD OF IT! shirt to school.

118. I am not allowed to reenact famous battles of the Revolutionary War in the charms corridor.

119. I am not allowed to declare an official Hug A Slytherin Day.

120. I am not allowed to introduce myself to the first years as Tim the Enchanter.

121. I am not Xena: Warrior Princess and I shall not use war cries to signal my entrance into any classroom.

122. I will not steal Gryffindor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallways.

123. I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways.

124. I am not allowed to begin each Herbology class by singing the theme song to "Attack of the Killer Tomatoes".

125. I am not allowed to paint the house elves blue.

126. I will not dress up in a Dementor suit and use a Dustbuster on Harry's lips to get him to do what I want.

127. I will not start food fights in the Great Hall.

128. I will not scare the Arithmancy students with my Calculus book.

129. "To conquer the earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not an appropriote career choice -No, not even though you are a witch.

130. It is not necessary to yell "Burn!" everytime Snape takes points from Gryffindor.

131. I am not the King of the Potato People and I do not have a flying carpet.

132. Crucifixes do not ward off Slytherins, and I should not test that.

133. Neville is not my valet.

134. I am not allowed to ink my owl's feet, have it walk across a parchment, and sell the result as cheat sheets for Ancient Runes, even though Crabbe and Goyle keep falling for it.

135. I will no longer wear a hood, walk up to Harry, and claim to be his real father.

136. Sending rings to the nine senior faculty at Yuletide, with the return address "Voldemort", is not funny.

137. Despite popular belief, Hufflepuffs are not soft and squishy. Do not treat them as such.

138. I will stop sending Professor Snape forged love notes that appear to be from Professor Lupin.

139. I am not allowed to scare the first-years by screaming "I'm melting! I'm meeeeeeeeeeeltiiing!" while they are in the showers.

140. I am not allowed to say "Bless you" every time someone mentions Quidditch.

141. There is no such thing as the "Hufflepuff Marshmallow Man". -Even if I do conjure him up.

142. Do not... I repeat do not sing "Baby Got Back" when Firenze walks by.

143. Regardless of the beautiful irony, I will not hang a tempting piñata from the Whomping Willow.

144. The song "Ding Dong, The Witch is Dead" is never, ever appropriate. -Especially in reference to Professor Umbridge.

145. I am not allowed to ask Pureblood students things like, "If your parents got divorced, would they still be brother and sister?"

146. I will not attempt to graft a transplant from the Whomping Willow onto the Hogwarts Christmas Tree in Herbology class.

147. I will stop pasting happy face stickers on Lupin's office door.

148. I do not get any flying monkeys when I graduate.

149. Every time I see a dementor, I will not go, "Ssssssssshire...Bagginsssss". - or "The Shire/Frodo is That Way!" Every time I see Dobby I will not say something about 'master' or 'Precioussssss'. Every time I see Dumbledore, I will not say, "You will not pass!"

150. The boggart's first name is not Humphrey.

151. "Bibbidi Bobbidi Boo" is not a transfiguration spell.

152. I will not add 'according to the prophecy' at the end of my sentences to raise my Divination grade.

153. "Oo ee, oo ah ah, ting tang, walla walla bing bang" is not an actual spell.

154. Not allowed to dress exactly like Snape and ask him to call me "mini me."

155. There is no Interpretive Dance course offered at Hogwarts, and I should stop signing up for it every year.

156. I will not try to make a new basilisk for the Chamber of Secrets.

157. Professor Lupin is not addicted to chocolate and I will stop implying that he is.

158. Murmuring "I see dead people… " every time I see one of the ghosts is stupid and was never funny.

159. Making a slinky go from the top of the astronomy tower to the ground level is not an appropriate pastime. Especially while singing "everyone loves a slinky". Especially while singing "everyone loves a slinky" until the slinky hits the bottom. Especially while singing "everyone loves a slinky" until the slinky hits the bottom and starting the whole process over again whenever the slinky gets stuck. Apparently, not everyone loves a slinky.

160. Yelling "to infinity, and BEYOND!" was only funny the first time I took off on my broom.

161. I should not remark that "hell hath no fury like a woman scorned" when Snape gets angry. Ever.

162. Yes, the Great Hall is extremely large, but Quidditch is an outside sport.

163. Adding "-us" to the end of a word does not make it a spell. Neither does adding "izzle".

164. Shouting "beam me up Scotty" before disapparating isn't that amusing.

165. My "quill-flourish-note-taking-dance" is really unnecessary.