Bonjour mon readers I'm BACK JACK! Yes I just wrote that and I would like to

say REVIEW PLEASE I NEED IT TO LIVE! I mean don't get me wrong but I can't

survive unless you review so... REVIEW GODDAMN IT! So with out further a due

ENGLAND!

Iggy: this is the disclaimer Elizabeta H. A. doesn't own a thing except for her OCs and-

Japan: the plot kitten *holds up cat*

Iggy: yeah *awkwardly holds cat*

me: I GOT AWAY FROM FRANCE! no flames please just read and review

to get virtual cookies or if you are spain churros!

Spain: *o*

The countries just stood there staring at us, just staring. "Uh, J (my nickname)

I think we broke Hetalia?" Sara asked me her 'all american attitude' replaced

with concern. I walked around the table to England and studied his face, his

eyes glued to were I was standing (honestly I think its because I am dressed up

like him with a guitar and a guitar pic painted with the british flag and my friend

looked like America with a guitar painted with the American flag) "Um Sara go

poke Japan if he doesn't respond then we have a problem." She quickly made her way to

the island nation "Japan sweetie," she spoke softly " I'm going to lightly poke you if you

have a problem with that speak to me." Japan didn't respond, Sara gave me a glance and

I nodded she poked Japan and no response. " MERDE," I yelled walking to the center of

the room "I KNEW WE SHOULDN'T HAVE PUT THE MIND-F*CK LEVEL ALL THE WAY UP TO

FRANCE!" I yelled in frustration and Sara nodded but then we had one of our telepathic

conversations.

Sara what are you thinking?

J you know damn well what I'm thinking!

Sara you are a lunatic but do you know your target I'm standing next to mine.

Yeah J he is right next to you and your target.

We nodded to each other as she stood next to Germany and I stated with a smile "One,

two, THREE!" I shouted and then I grabbed England and Sara grabbed Germany and in one

swift movement we both pecked our target on the lips and let them go. England's face

wow "OH MY GOD IGGY YOUR FACE LOOKS LIKE ONE OF SPAIN'S TOMATOES!" I laughed

making his face redder, wait is that even a word? America's face was in a grin and he

spoke "Yep there American!" every one broke out of there frozen shock, "Did somebody

say tomatoes?" Spain stated excitedly "shut up bastard" Romano growled "oi eyebrow

bastard how come two bella regazzas fell from the sky?" he demanded the answer from

England now it was mine and Sara's turn to blush as our cheeks were lightly dusted with

red, after all it's not every day a nation calls you cute! "ma chère why did you kiss

Angleterre instead of moi" France inquiered " after all I am a better kisser." I scoweled "I

would rather become one with russia then kiss you!" I stated sharply and then he frowned

and walked to his seat, Prussia and spain following not far after. "OOH PUT SOME ICE ON

THAT BURN!" America and Sara said at the same time pointing in the same way at France,

I burst out laughing cause well Sara was cosplayed as America. Germany was just silent

he's no fun, "BLOODY HELL WHY DID

YOU KISS ME!" England sputtered all manners aside "because you guys wouldn't react

hell Sara even poked Kiku and nothing happened!" I stated in a matter-o-fact tone and he

just rolled his eyes. "NANI? YOU TOUCKED ME!" Japan stated in horror his eyes shun with

fear, "Chill Japan-san it's ok it was a light tap on your shoulder!" Sara stated and Japan

looked relieved as he relaxed into his normal position.

*&(^(^(*)^)*) Random time skip cause there was just havoc and shouting questions I couldn't understand )(*&^#$ %$$% !**%$&^ :D

"EVERY ONE SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP!" me and Germany shouted my german accent and

pride shining through with good old fashoned german shouting. Germany glanced at me

and shook his head " Now zat I have everyones attention," Germany state and I rolled my

eyes, I knew what he was going to say and he faced me and Sara (by now we had our

wigs of and our color contacts out and I took off the eyebrows) "Vat are your nationalities

so we know were you can stay." and Sara being Sara went first, " Well I'm Chek, Native

American, Irish, Polish, French, Canadian, English, Romanian, Finlandish, Welsh, Israeli, German,

Greek, and Italian!" she stated it all from heart and now my turn, muahahaha "Now I'm

(pause for dramatic affect lol) English, Irish, Dutch, Danish, Welch, Italian, Sicilian,

Neapolitan, American, Canadian, French, German, and Ukrainian!" We looked at each

other and spoke as one "AND WE BOTH ARE PRUSSIAN AND RUSSIAN!" They just gawked

and then I said "Now technically I'm Prussian Royalty." Sara face palmed "J you shouldn't

have that." I just smirked and said "warum nicht? Ich selbst spreche fließend Deutsch!"

(why not? I even speak fluent german!) then I realized and I pailed and withing a second

I was glomped by a certain Prussian. "OH MEIN GOTT A DECENDENT OF ZE GREAT

PRUSSIAN EMPIRE," I squeaked in the begining of the glomp but then I smiled "PRUSSIA

GET OFF BEFORE I HIT A HOMERUN WITH AMERICA'S BAT AND YOUR HEAD!" I kneew I

was intimidating but what he said shocked me "NEIN YOU NOW HOW LONG IT'S BEEN

SCINCE I TALKED WITH SOMEONE OF PRUSSIAN DECENT OF ROYALTY?" I groaned he

realy wanted me to get pissed did he? "PRUSSIA I WILL GIVE YOU TO THE COUNT OF

THREE TO GET OFF ME OR I WILL GET SARA TO PIN YOU DOWN SO I CAN RIP OFF YOUR

VITAL REGINS AND SHOVE THEM DOWN YOUR THROAT!" by then I had a murderous ora

around me and Prussia had the sense to get off of me "Sorry frau I got carried away."

I lightly scowled "just don't do it again" I got up and dusted my self off. "Wow J a little

carried away there with the threats don't you think?" Sara asked and I just smirked

"Nope!" I said popping the "P" I saw Germany roll his eyes " Now zat zat is over," he

glared at prussia and smacked him up side his head " OW VEST!" Prussia complained but

it was promptly ignored " Girls were do you vant to stay out of all your nationalities ?" he

looked at us quizitively "NOT FRANCE!" me and Sara said in unison and the countries

snickered except for france he face desked. Me and Sara talked it over and I said "we

need to think about it ok?" Germany nodded in understanding " Ja that's ok." then out of

the blue Norway yes Norway I kid you not brought out something what, wait, no way

"COOKIES!" me, Sara, Denmark, America, Sealand, and Italy shouted in unison, yes

Norway brought cookies. "Yes cookies," Norway remained emotionless as he continued "I

made enough for everyone surprisingly, I thought some would break so I made more," he

began to pass them out "don't eat it yet I want you all to try it at the same time, ok?"

Norway asked " Yes (da,ja,hai exc.)" we said in unison. So Norway passed out all the

cookies and we began to nom. "NORWAY THESE ARE AWESOME!" Sara shouted happily

and everyone agreed giving Norway there own praises. "Now that everybody is eating a

cookie I have something to say," Norway smiled, WAIT BACK IT UP NORWAY... SMILED!?

"in one of the cookies is a potion that will turn you into a chibi but your brain and

memories will be the same." My reaction I spat out the cookie and smashed it to the

ground "SWEAR TO GOD NORWAY IF I TURN I WILL KILL YOU!" I breathed heavily oh no I

will not be a chibi if I turn into one Norway will get it "Hush now it will happen in five

seconds!" Norway giggled slightly "Four, Three, Two, ONE!" A large puff of smoke let out .

Aaaaaannnnnnddddddd CLIFF HANGER MUAHAHAHAHAHA!

Sorry I know I'm evil but tell me who you think will be changed into a chibi and

if you guess right you get a shout out in the next chapter and influence the cover

choosing you know if anybody ACTUALLY ENTERS SERIOUSLY JUST A LITTLE PM

WITH THE LINK OR A REVIEW WITH THE LINK COME ON I'M DIEING OVER HERE!

So Without further adue ITALY SEND THEM AWAY!

Italy: VE~HASTA LA PASTA!