The Fate of the World Rest's in Wha? BY: maxfightingkari

Alright welcome to 'Are you crazy or stupid' huh dammit wrong show again .

Welcome to 'Soul Society Spoons' where we'll stalk the soul reapers and the arrancers in their petty attempt to win spoon wars.

And as we said before we DO NOT OWN Bleach!

And no pairings. ( well maybe if I feel like or if it fits the occasion)

Well this weeks episode the soul reapers and arrancers just found what they are fighting for in the war and their not will zoom in the life of one of the contestants in are little game of 's look and see.

Chapter 2 : Insomnia

In the quiet palace of 'Los Noches' everyone is getting ready to settle down. Nnoitora has stop trying to spoon Nel(Yep she's in this, they gave her an offer she couldn't refuse word food.)Szayelaporro has finally come out of his lab yelling something like"I've done it that show off mad soul reaper will get was coming to him.".Ullqurrira was just finished butt kissing Aizen and is now off to bed.(After he's done doing is nightly offerings to Aizen shrine.)

All is quiet as they get ready for bed excepted for a usual sound coming from the Primmra espadas . .Stark was pacing back and forth."Why can't I get any sleep!?"Stark has been asking this question for seventy-two hours,forty-four minutes,and thirty-one reason for this was a conversation he heard a few days ago between two low ranking arrancers.

"Hey Have you heard the news?", "What?"

"Well apparently the espadas and the fraccion are in this sorta spoon war with the soul reapers."

"Yeah I heard about that Omaeda somebody got tag out by Baraggon's fasted fraccion's Vega then when Vega was to busy boasting Soul Reaper Captain Sui Fon tagged him out."

"It's sounds like its going to be a fun and competitive competition, I bet everyone's participating well except for Stark that is."

As they were talking Stark passed the other end of the hall.

"Yes I can finally go to sleep after that little fiasco.", apparently Stark was there for the Vega fiascos . "Wow really!"

"Yeah he said it last evening when I was serving Aizen his tea."Stark was thinking about his comfortable pallet on the floor when."What no way their going to make them do what!?"

"That what I said their going to make them run around Los Noches with a purple wig and dress ,not to mention the make up, singing "I'm Sexy and I Know it."

"Is that a human song?"

"Yep!"

"Wow that got to be embarrassing."

"Yeah so Stark better get his butt moving if he doesn't want to be embarrassed."

As they passed down they Hall, Stark had unfortunate for him been listening,and as he been standing their with their words playing over and over and over in his head .

"That what I said their going to make them run around Los Noches with a purple wig and dress ,not to mention the make up, singing "I'm Sexy and I Know it."

"Wow that got to be embarrassing."

run around Los Noches with a purple wig and dress ,not to mention the make up, singing "I'm Sexy and I Know it."

"Wow that got to be embarrassing."

with a purple wig and dress ,not to mention the make up, singing "I'm Sexy and I Know it."

"Wow that got to be embarrassing." embarrassing.

embarrassing

embarrassing.

"AHHHHH!"

And everything went dark.

As Stark woke up with a headache and in the hospital, he tried to recollect what happened.

"Huh why am I here?"

"Oh your awake Mr. Stark it seems you suffered a syncope attack probably from shock or lack of blood to the brain."

"Hmm."

Stark head was still in a daze when nurse left after that he fell asleep.

Stark was walking to the Throne room for a meeting as always he's the last one sitting."Okay now does every one has there tea?Good now lets start the meeting."

Author's note:I don't want to write a meeting period okay now on to the flashback (which is a long $$ flashback but hey it's anime )

"Now does anyone want to add to the meeting?"

It was silent for a minute,but the Stark thought about what the low arrancers said.

"I have something I want to add."Stark spoke up.

Everyone was wide-eyed with surprise Stark never really sayed anything at meeting, nor does he stay awake for the meetings this was a huge change.

"Yes Mister Coyete Starrk well its about this Spoon war thing."

"Ah yes the spoon war I hope every one is doing okay?"

At this comment Barragan turn away pretending to be picking bugs out of his tea.

Grimmjow gave a huge grunt because he tried to tag Ichigo catch Ichigo but that was one slipper Substitute soul reaper.

Szayelaporro gave a huge creepy grin on his face.

You couldn't see Aaroniero with Harribel.

Stark bit his lip.

Ullqurrira looked at every body."Your all trash. I finish that person Yesterday."

Everybody was about to kill the boot licking cuatro espada.

"Lord Aizen it's about the Spoon War well I heard that your going to make us going to make them run around Los Noches with a purple wig and dress ,were make up, singing "I'm Sexy and I Know it if we don't spoon are person."

"All the Espadas said in unionism "What!"

Aizen looked amused ."Yes it's true."

Everyone looked an around for a second , then all you saw was a dust of speed from the Espadas

Aizen looked at the empty room for a second."This will be a fun battle." than sip some of his tea.

To be continued...

Alright earthlings I know this chapter is short but again this a anime fanfiction.

So please is now please review.

And there will be spooning next chapter.