r/PettyRevenge
u/SwanSong350
Go around telling people I cheated on you when it was the other way around? Have your photo taken for a Herpes ad.
My ex-boyfriend, the one who fucked my sister (if you need more info see my post history), went around town telling everyone that I cheated on him and so he had to break up with me. I wouldn't really care, except that we live in a small town. So now, I can't even go to the grocery store without someone asking me how I could do that to poor precious Jakey, and saying how Jakey has loved me forever, and I am shameless showing my face around as though I didn't completely destroy the heart of their precious little golden boy.
I'm pissed. He's the one who cheated on me… with my own sister, no less.
So I did the only thing a girl could do in my position... I called him and acted all sweet; told him a coworker needed a model for an ad campaign they were doing. Said I recommended him because he's so hot. He ate that shit up. Took the job without even asking Angela what the campaign was for.
So now, he's the new, fresh face of the campaign for a new herpes medication. The billboard is HUGE, and I laugh every time I make the trip from Veneta to Seattle to see "one true love guy."
Yes, the same "one true love guy" from my original post. What can I say? He wore me down.
Comments:
u/Motherthing - Oh, thank God! Your true revenge is probably the best I've ever heard of! Remember, however, the real revenge is having a great relationship with OTL care of your heart but be open to a good man. He's worth is, donchno!
u/Paliia - Hahahahaha well done! He deserves that and more! Cheating bastard
u/astonmartin823 - Oh girl, revenge is sweet but it's sweeter when its 14 feet high and 48 feet wide.. Love it! Enjoy your "one true love guy"
u/twilight2 - The billboard is hilarious and I can't stop laughing . Great story!
u/starsmina - Your ex is shameless, and the herpes ad was a perfect revenge! Karma is a bitch, and her name is Bella and he deserves everything he gets. Also, on a sidenote, congratulations on the newest acquirement of a hottie in the name of Edward! You leveled up big-time.
u/EriCastelo - OMG! I can't stop laughing, seriously, you are an evil mind hahahaha I can imagine his face when he found out about the product
u/TwimomJen - You go girl. Fist bumps for a well executed revenge on the lies he spread. So glad you're with "one true love" guy. Maybe he's your lobster, not your boyfriend stealing skanky sister
u/mnnlisa - Brilliant move to put him on that billboard. Wonder why everyone believed him that she cheated. That's not fair.
u/Edwardgirl1985 - Hahah girl! You are awesome! Putting the ex on a Herpes ad is perfection. Beyond the cheating, this guy is clearly a dumbass. You dodged a bullet. And good for you for moving ahead w one true love! Soon that'll be his title for you, not for sister.
u/Zveka - Best revenge ever !
u/MidwesternAccent - Ha! You go girl! Fakey Jakey might not've learned his lesson but you did! Don't get mad, get even.
u/GorGirl - u/Swansong350 - I've told you before, you are my hero! What a perfect way to deal with a cheating twat-dog. You definitely upgraded to OTL!
u/NKubie - Good for you, u/SwanSong350! Jakey deserves to be associated with an STD! And I'm glad you're still seeing OTL. I think you may be MFEO!
u/musicdaydreams - Hell hath no fury. I'm LMFAO at the ad. The jerk deserves that and more! So glad you're seeing "one true love" guy now. You deserve this happiness. And the great sex. Does your sister know?
u/MssL - yes and yes! love that your and one turn love guy are still talking/ seeing each other. Also love that cheater is the new face of herpes!
u/mamacat20 - OMG! That billboard must be getting him all the attention he wanted. So happy to hear you and "the crush" are working things out.
u/2old4fanfic - Vane much? He deserves it!
u/Eternally Addicted - u/Swansong350 revenge is a dish best severed cold and his face is forever frozen on that ad! Glad "one true love guy" wore you down! Perhaps he'll be YOUR one true love!
u/DrivingEdward - OMGGGGGG I LOVE THIS SO SO SO MUCH !
u/Jacquesittaa - Now this is the type of revenge an egotistical person deserves! That's just hilarious. But I need more deets on your new guy! So happy to know you gave him a chance :)
u/princeselisa - u/SwanSong350. OMG, I'm dying laughing here. Good for you. That's so funny that you John Tuckered him. Sounds like you need a vacation to get away for a bit. I think you should go visit Mr Fuck Hot againI'm so glad you had fun. I'm going to have to look up that Rollercoaster
u/KDMCAM - uSwanSong350-u are BRILLIANT! I was thinking u should make shirt and wear it around town with Jakes picture with an equals sign then STD on the other side. JAKE-FACESTD, but the billboard is 1000x better! When people recognize him they will say "oh I know where I know u from, u are the herpes guy!" Hahaha that is HILARIOUS! Sounds like OTL GUY, has taken u to "wonderland"! Don't let him go!
u/exclusiverob - Best revenge ever! Classic. Thanks
u/JentheBaker - Lol! I bet "one true love guy" wore her down. Good for them both! And the ex? Boo Boo the Fool. A herpes medication ad is perfect for him!
u/Sunshine1220 - Petty revenge for the win! That was awesome! What he did to you—telling everyone you cheated on him—was not awesome. And if things pan out with "OTL" guy, I think it just might be time to leave small-town life behind and see what Seattle has to offer.
u/Mom23xx - Omg that is the best revenge! And you got the "one true love"
u/EdwarsFirstKiss - Cheater is bad enough, but add liar to it? Girl, what a great way to take that asshole down!
u/AnakinSmom - u/SwanSong350 you make my heart sing! A double whammy for the ex in a truly fitting way and you are giving "one true love guy" a chance. I don't think you will be sorry. Best of luck to both of you!
u/traceybuie - Hey u/SwanSong350 - I loved your revenge on cheater douche. I wish you could come u with some revenge on the towns folk who believe cheater douche instead of you. Ugh... You should move to the town with you OTL. -heart eyes-
u/banshee69 - "One true love" wore her down and wore her out. lol. Jakey has some nerve, telling lies about what happened. Dude needs to be taught a lesson, although the herpes ad is a good start.
u/Sarai Masen - Yes! You're heading towards a new life without that toxic people in your life, happiness and great sex await you!
About the ad, he deserved it, it's a shame he didn't actually get herpes from your skank sister, but we never know with the way he acts.
Enjoy your life, enjoy your man and forget about them all. All you need to care from now on is you and one true love.
u/LilCullen454 - So happy that you are giving Edward a chance! Jake is such a jerk! I would just put an ad in the paper about Jake and your slut sister!
u/biblepam - Revenge is so sweet!
Notes: Thanks again everyone for all your support! I know I say it every time but it's true. This story really wouldn't have worked without you.
Yesterday's update has all the comments people left so far. As I did not get to re-upload the chapter until late due to Wonderland I made sure to include everyone's this time.
Wonderland was amazingly fun. I am sore, I am tired, but I am extremely happy to have ridden "The Big Three" again.