r/LegalAdvice

u/badrabbit15

I just found out I am in a herpes ad. I swear my ex-girlfriend did this to me on purpose. Can I sue her for defamation of character?

Like the title says... My ex-girlfriend set me up to be in a herpes ad. I had no idea when she said a coworker had a campaign going on that it was going to be for STDs. I never would have said yes. I feel like she tricked me on purpose.

I mean, I guess I didn't ask either, but I trusted her. She must have still been mad that I slept with her sister. But like… it's not like she didn't start talking to that other dude right away.

Anyway, can I sue her? Girls don't want to sleep with me anymore 'cause they see my face on that huge billboard. I even tried to sue the Angela chick, but she reminded me that I signed paperwork saying I understood it was for an STD ad. Like… she acts like people actually read what they sign or something.

Should I get a lawyer?

Comments:

u/kristysmom - Oh jackass please get a clue you brought this upon yourself your ex is a genius

u/AnakinSmom - Yes, u/badrabbit15, please call a lawyer and listen to them laugh their ass off while charging you $150 an hour.

u/ScottishRose1028 - Dude, you slept with her sister - that alone would turn most women off from dating you. If you ask me, being the new face of herpes is you getting what you deserve.

u/roxiegirl - Ha ha ha! You are DUMB!

u/Sara aka Nikki Black - u/badrabbit15 I don't think you can sue them especially after you signed the papers. Yes, everyone reads everything before signing. You should have at least asked questions of what exactly you were agreeing to before signing. You don't seem to be a bright young man. Good luck dating.

u/karo29 - maybe you should get a brain...and get another one for Tanya.

u/Annie Butts - You are a complete moron. I have no idea how you convinced 2 people to sleep with you. Please hire a lawyer and waste your money. You deserve it.

u/Eternally Addicted - u/badrabbit15- yeah and she trusted you not to fuck her sister. You reap what you sow, buddy! And maybe next time, pay more attention to what you sign!

u/Lady Moon Shadows - u/badrabbit15 - "Like… she acts like people actually read what they sign or something." What? You didn't actually read what you legally signed? Kinda like you ignored the rule to not sleep with your girlfriends sister? Seems to be a patterns for you.

Let this be a lesson to you to 1. Read what you sign. 2. Keep your dick in your pants. and 3. Grow up and stop blaming everyone else for your problems!

In case that wasn't clear - no, you can not sue your EX or the photographer or anyone else for this. You were more than happy to pose for pictures that would be made into a billboard. You were more than happy to ignore the waiver. Now you need to suck it up and deal with the consequences. Might be a sign from the universe to also get tested for STD's while you're at it.

u/katelyndc - Oh u/badrabbit15, you're supposed to read everything you sign. Did you receive payment? You can sue, but it will be thrown out. Per some other threads, are you sure you don't have an STD?

u/2old4fanfic - I hope stupidity isn't contagious cause this dude would infect the whole town!

u/KDMCAM - u/badrabbit15-u really are a douchbag! Just think you can now get more STD commercials or Ad work. Look for the positive things in life! Your ex that YOU CHEATED ON helped you get job and probably future STD work. You really should be giving her 10% of your earnings!

u/MssL - bahahaahahahahahahahhaha bro you fucked up.

in case the above wasn't clear, you have no case, dude bro.

u/EdwardsFirstKiss - Dude….you are screwed! And not in a good way. Are you a moron? YES! You should read what you sign, duh!

u/exclusiverob - That's what you get dude for not reading the contract, who in the hell does this anyway. This is called karma!

u/Mars32 - You're an idiot and deserve that billboard. Who just signs and doesn't read a contract? Please go consult a lawyer and tell us how hard they laughed at you. You deserve whatever karma has in store for you.

It sounds like the ex girlfriend found a real man.

u/mamacat20 - Attorney, HA. Once you signed that contract your became Angela's bitch. Go cry your eyes out to someone who cares. You'd only prove karma exists if your did have herpes and your dick fell of

u/GorGirl - u/badrabbit15 - Dude, that's hysterical! Your ex is badass. Obviously she knew you were too stupid and vain to read your contract. Are you called badrabbit because you don't give as much pleasure as a rabbit. Herpes and no pleasure - you sound like a real loser

u/Motherthing - No, don't bother. Any lawyer worth their salt would laugh you out of their office! You also didn't mention that you whined to the whole town that she cheated on you and you broke up with HER! If that isn't being the a**hole I don't what is. Take your medicine and leave her alone! She simply returned all of your actions in kind. You deserved it. Now take your toys and go home you miserable twit!

u/starsmina - You cannot sue her for your incompetence. No one told you to sign any paperwork without reading the entire document. The only thing you'll probably get is laughed out of court if you do try, which I'm pretty sure everyone would wanna see including me.

u/Zveka - Idiot !

u/tattedmomma - Hahaha Jake u muppet. U got what you deserve

u/astonmarting823 - Maybe if you stopped thinking with your d!ck and used what little you had between your ears you wouldn't be in this situation?.. Food for thought.. Dont hurt yourself pondering it. Have a nice day!

u/Mom23xx - Classic ignorance! You are one stupid douche. Go rub some cream on that itch you've got to try and sue.

u/EriCastelo - How old are you? I imagine you signed a contract and there was a payment. So?

u/Romana973 - Nope, you should get an education. You ever hear of the saying "you reap what you sow"? No, that probably just went over your head too.

u/StarryBlueEyes - Dude, you signed paperwork. You're screwed. Maybe move to a new city? Or if it's a national ad a new country? I get the feeling you won't be missed.

u/mnnlisa - You just admitted you don't read what you sign - why would any lawyer want to work with you? You reap what you sow.

u/gabbs119 - It's not defamation because she never said you had herpes. Next time look more closely at what your signing.

u/Sarai Masen - Dude, you should get your head straight and stop thinking with your dick! You did this to yourself. Grow up already and move on!

u/Powered by 23 Kicks - I just fell off my chair laughing.

u/Paliia - Lol you should have read before signing, bro. You don't stand a chance

u/Sunshine1220 - So, aside from the fact that you deserved some karma for screwing your (now ex) girlfriend over by screwing her sister, you willingly signed the papers, willingly posed for the shoot, and you think you have a legal leg to stand on? Silly rabbit

u/DMBSJB18 - Hahahahaha! What an actual idiot!

Notes: What more can I say? You guys are the best! Posting from work cause it's my in office day!