Hello my lovelies! yes I'm alive ...well...sorta anyway- this is the next chapter
there was an error on the last chapter were it said "i bit down the urge to
smile." it was supposed to be squeal not smile I'm sorry for the idiocy any
way...AMERICA! *no reply* ? America! *still no reply* *le sigh* god, WHAT ARE
WE TEAM?
america: *burst into room* WILD CATS !
me: good now DISCLAIM FOR ME!
america: OK DUDETTE HERE DOESN'T OWN ANYTHING BUT THE PLOT
KITTEN!*holds up cat* hey this looks like England's cat. why?
me: uhh ummm well HOW DO YOU KNOW WHAT HIS CAT LOOKS LIKE!
AMERICA: no reason oh well REVIEW PLEASE BIE!
me: THIS IS NOT OVER!
Juliet's POV
I held back my urge to fan squeal at the sleeping form of chibi iggy "better" I breathed as
I got back to my seat and gave sleeping Iggy to America "here hold him I need to pick up
what I spilled in the hall way." they looked at me like I grew a second head, " one
acronym," Sara stated "OCD" Germany agreed with me by nodding his head " FOOD!" she
groaned which I returned with a quick "SHUSH, IGGY!" I said pointing to England's
sleeping figure and walking out. I looked down...how the hell "I didn't spill anything, DA
FUQ?" I said picking up the perfectly fallen items seriously is my OCD that bad without
me even trying? "oh well." I picked up the food and tea and brought it back in the room.
"nice priorities sara." I said handing her the food that started this and sat down. " and
you got me tea sweet!" before Germany could even get up I did it for him " ok listen up
continue the meeting if you shout you will be smacked all you need to do is talk in a
REASONABLE VOLUME" i emphasized that and shot a look to america who pouted
indignantly "remember the child in your presence, Oh and nobody can hang this over his
head if you do...well." I cracked my fisted knuckles grabbed the pocket knife I had and
threw it, the knife sliced right through Romania's hat and embedding itself and the hat
into the wall, I winked " capishe?" I said walking all nations nodded vigorously and I saw
Romania shaking like he was Latvia and me being the sadist I am I turned around swiftly
at him " Unless you wana end up like Romania's hat." said country glanced at his hat then
his eyes rolled back and he fainted, not a country dared laugh. "gutless swine" I spat
keeping up the murderer facade, I walked over the the hat and my knife grabbing it out of
the wall and placing the hat gentily on Romania. "I'm just messing with you.' all nations
breathed out and russia smiled again " oh my god..., I like you!" I turned around to see
who speaked and was now stifling giggles, and I grinned " Ciao Hungary I like you too,
and I thought you would like that." I turned to se something so cute I almost got a nose
bleed... Chibi iggy was on america's shoulders partially asleep but listening intently, "dear
god." I stated emidiately taking a pic before iggy could register what I did. " Ya know
what Sara?" I said to her " what J?" I looked her head in the eye and said " F uck pride."
Sara's POV BEOTCHOES!
" F UCK pride." thats all Juliet said until she fainted over cuteness overload "It's ok just
cuteness overload is all." I said getting up to drag my friend back too her seat between
me and America AND GODDAMN CHIBI-ENGLAND! " you are too cute iggy ya no that." I
said cooing slightly "well they didn't think so." he said in a sad pout aaaaanndd France
fainted. "that was unexpected." i questioned "oh well" he sang walking now on the table
what he was like 2.5 ft tall chibi hight and sat down, then the door burst open " OI,
WERES OUR LITTLE BROTHER ENGLAND?" a scottish man shouted as Iggy was quickly
diving under the table, north and south stepped forward " I wana see iggy as a chibi!"
south scoffed " lil sis no you don't" north looked uh.. little slightly mad " yes I do brother!
Then Juliet woke up... sh*t gona go down. " Bloody hell!" she shouted propelling up "Ive
got to stop fainting!" *this is all with an accent* when did her hair have a bow in it? holy
crap her and north ... " It's like looking into a mirror." North said there hair were red and
styled with only a bow on top and they were both wearing something England would wear
"Awesome you guys here to see chibi iggy?" Whales stepped forward "But who are you
and your friend first?"
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"Glad thats over with I need tea!" Juliet said trotting to her bottle of iced tea "Oi Iggy I
promise they wont hurt you!" (I had also explained iggy's mind set and predicament to
them already) "Please come out!" and with that the small blond peaked out from under
the table and when he spotted Juliet he sprinted to he clinging to he leg, what do you
expect England's worth fear is Russia and Juliet saved him it's only natural for a kid
"scotwand?" England questioned, whoa chibi mode activated! "SO CUTE!" Juliet squealed
as she picked up the chibi nation in her arms "no I don't wana be held!" Iggy said pouting
"yet you clung to my leg like a life line?" Juliet questioned, iggy face palmed and gestured
to the celtics and russia "Good point little dude." I put him down, England eyes narrowed
" don't call me dude!" England pouted again " Even as a chibi he's strict with grammar,
wow." north said stifling a laugh, England saw this crossed his little arms and raised a
brow, oh my god that is just" HAHAHA OH MY GOD THAT BUAHAHA!" I laughed loudly as
Juliet joined in with the celtics "HEY!" Juliet's loud voice boomed "THAT'S ENOUGH
BEFORE HE BLOWS A GASKET!" she exclaimed pointing to England who was shaking with
anger from where he stood you saw the makings of a murder ora Juliet saw this and
quickly when to calm him down " CRAP! FMB COME HERE NOW AND BRING TINKER
BELL!" she shouted loudly and soon enough two figures a flying mint bunny and a yellow
fairy came in the nick of time getting the fuming chibi to giggle and smile all the countries
except for the celtics, norway and Romania *he is awake now* looked freaked out and
Juliet face palmed "Ugh me and Sara can see them 'cause I'm part irish, whelch,
and, british and she is part Irish, Romanian, and Welsh all of which are nationalities that
can see mythical creatures." everyone's mouth formed an 'o' " AAAHHHHH!" a loud yell
resounded from above.
Juliet's POV HELL YEAH!
I heard a scream similar to Raquel pierce the air I looked up...
BAM!
For the second GOD DAMN TIME TODAY MT HEAD WAS SLAMED TO THE GROUND, and
this time I know why " ZERO GET THE HELL OFF!" Zero aka Raquel Korman and all her
french bastard cosplay glory has just entered hetalia " IMA SORRY MON CHERE!" I rolled
my eyes "cut the france act out get off me and LOOK THE F UCK AROUND THE ROOM!" A
weight was lifted off me " HOLY ROMAN EMPIRE WERE IN HETALIA AND IGGY IS A DAMN
CHIBI!" this is gona take a while "yes welcome this is were we diss...were's anna?" I said
worriedly " WERE THE HELL IS OUR CANADA!" Sara yelled and as if the god answered her
question our Canada, Anna vinny fell from the heavins into the arms of ...Oh my f ucking
god ...france "EEP!" she squeaked "ohonhonhon mon petit mateu is a girl now?" she
shook and I took pitty " FRANCE!" I growled " DOWN NOW!" he gave me a look "but why
mon chere?" he said oh no perv mode " why? because I can CHOP OFF YOUR BALLS AND
FEED THEM TO YOU!" I shouted imbeding the knife i had earlyer into the wall a half an
inch from his head by throwing it. "GAH!" he shouted dumping Anna on the ground to hid
"OK, OK, MERCY MON CHERE!" I breathed in "you are forgiven " FRANCYPANTS!" all of us
rolled our eyes except for the france fan girl " Here we go!" I said visibly annoyed, said
fangirl glomped the scared figure of France "zero please get off of france before he raeps
you."
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"Now scince we have all of our band here..." I began and we all dove under the table and
came back up in our cosplays me with my Union Jack electric guitar, Sara with her
america bass guitar, Zero with her french flag mike and Anna with her canadian flag snare
drum there crap came down with them too, " we are the FACE of heta." Sara started in "
The name is disigned so we could dress as our favorit characters of Hetalia!" then zero
steped up " And it so happened to be the FACE family a canon of the family of, in order
of the acronym, France (me), America (Sara), Canada (Anna), and in varying forms of
regular and punk, england (Juliet)!" now it's Anna " and the "of Heta" part is because the
FACE family is from hetalia and now." Sara spoke again. "TADA! AND NOW ANARCHY IN THE UK!" my mouth dropped and England fainted into america's arms"WHAT OMG I HATE YOU!" I shouted with a sigh I put down my guitar and took off the jacket and had on a shirt that said "your next" on it and it looked like it was blood, "happy?" i grumbled to sara " VERY!" i rolled my eyes and picked up my guitar and began "Ello every one this is a song by The sex pistols! If you wankers dont like it BELT UP!" and so we sang,
Right now ha, ha!
I am an anti-Christ
I am an anarchist,
Don't know what I want
But I know how to get it.
I wanna destroy the passerby
'Cos I wanna be anarchy,
No dogs body
Anarchy for the UK
It's coming sometime and maybe
I give a wrong time stop a traffic line.
Your future dream is a shopping scheme
Cause I wanna be anarchy,
It's in the city
How many ways to get what you want
I use the best I use the rest
I use the enemy.
I use anarchy
'Cause I wanna be anarchy,
It's the only way to be
Is this the MPLA
Or is this the UDA
Or is this the IRA
I thought it was the UK
Or just another country
Another council tenancy.
I wanna be an anarchy
And I wanna be an anarchy
(Oh what a name)
And I wanna be an anarchist
(Again, I'm pissed, destroy)
The room erupted in cheers and shouts and multiple glances at the passed out form of Iggy.
Yes Sex Pistols is a band it's awesomely punk! please review! and check out my new story it's UsUk. Umm *grabs Sara and drags her over*
Sara: UGH! see you later and umm we *grabs me*
me: are gonna watch some UsUk yaoi BIE! *both take off*