Author's Note: Betcha thought you weren't going to get any more Emma Rae Jones antics, didn't ya? Sorry for disappearing for forever. It's a long depressing story I'm not going to waste your time with.
#7: Seamus Finnegan is not "After me Lucky Charms"
I dashed over to the line of brooms, which we were not supposed to touch without supervision. I grabbed the first one I could, and pushed off the ground with gusto. Madame Hooch came running after me, shouting for me to land. I couldn't though, couldn't, because Seamus Finnegan was on the ground.
I woke up in the hospital wing, Madame Hooch and Professor McGonagall standing over me in anger. "Me…me Lucky Charms." I mumbled. How the hell'd I gotten here?
I guess I'd wondered aloud, because McGonagall answered. "Madame Hooch had to Stun you to get you off your broom and back on the ground. You have detention tonight at seven with Filch. And as I'm sure you've prepared a characteristically pitiful excuse, you may now tell us." She sighed.
"Seamus is after me Lucky Charms, an' he was comin' and I can't let 'im get me Lucky Charms! They're me Lucky Charms!"
Madame Hooch threw her hands in the air and stalked away. She'd reached the point that many of the other Hogwarts staff have reached, the point where she gives up on me and simply doesn't want to deal with me anymore. Professor McGonagall has reached that point but she has to deal with me, as I'm a Gryffindor. Her frown simply deepened. "You'll have detention with me, instead, Miss Jones."
Hippogriff muck.
to be continued...