A/N: This has been retyped blah blah blah...
Just so you know, when I type I know that !?/?! is wrong (and an Interrobang is wrong) but stories on here don't have to be formally written.
Super Luigi Sunshine! Part 2; The Setup!
^Mushroom Kingdom^
'Making a deal with the son was easy, but when I have to meet up with Bowser I better have some sly speaking ready.'
Luigi sat in a Taxi next to Bowser Junior as it slowly drove along the road, he was nervously twiddling his thumbs as they waited.
"So Luigi..." Bowser Junior started and Luigi glanced at Bowser Junior briefly.
"What?" He asked.
"When we get to Delfino what is your plan?"
"To make him have to do something that will take ages and distract him from the Princess, so we both get what we want. Me revenge, you and your father the Princess."
"But how?" Bowser Junior asked sceptical of Luigi.
"Well… once we confirm my truce with Bowser I will… {short pause} Meet up with an old friend who should be willing to help out, I also have a special ID card that gives me access to the MRS, from there I will get some creatures and then I'll make a phone call with a bud to help out with two last tedious tasks," Luigi tells the Koopaling.
"Explain more, we have time in this Taxi ride to the castle."
"Well, I know a scientist named E. Gadd who should be willing to make a special device that allows you to change forms, and a special magical brush that would allow you to make living graffiti, then I will use my ID card to acquire some creatures from the Mutant Research Station, then I will ring a friend to help me get all of Delfino Island's 'Shine Sprites', which I read about when I thought I was going to the holiday," Luigi says not realising he was trailing off.
"Seems... complex? But how does this stop or at least distract Mario?" Bowser Junior asked.
"Well, I'll draw a sketch of you after you use the transformation device to look like Mario. Then I'll get my friend to steal all the Shine Sprites. Then you graffiti the island. I then start spreading rumours that the island is losing the Shine Sprites because of the pollution Mario made, then Mario will arrive, get in trouble and then he should either go to jail, giving you time to steal Peach, or be forced to clean the whole island giving you time to steal Peach, now… the creatures I will get will keep some Shines, I will pay some Islanders to hoard them and… that's basically it," Luigi says to the Koopa not noticing that he as rambling a little loudly. The Taxi window in the middle of the vehicle slid open, revealing the Toad driver.
"If you plan on doing that stuff then take my advice," The Toad says in a deep American voice.
"What?" Luigi asks while Bowser Junior eyed the Toad suspiciously.
"Talk to Gonzalo," The Toad says, "He owns the only Hotel on Delfino Island, wonderful man but very greedy. Pay him some money and he should help you, oh and try getting the Tanooki family to help, they like Blue coins and tell them that each Shine is worth ten blue coins and that you lot are giving it to them for free."
"And why are you helping us?" Bowser Junior asked trying to figure out why the Toad would betray his kingdom.
"Because you lot are paying double price," The Toad says and closed the Taxi Window thingy.
^After the Taxi Ride - Bowser's Castle | Mushroom Kingdom^
Luigi walked nervously with Bowser Junior through the halls of Bowser's Castle, neither of them had remembered to ask how the Taxi Driver had a map with Bowser's Castle marked on it… but that was irrelevant to them at the time and still irrelevant now. A Whomp eyed Luigi as the two walked passed.
"Attention," A loud, dry voice says from the PA, "A recently acquired Beam Gun has been stolen, if you are or know of who did this then please either turn them or yourself in or give back the Beam Gun, thank you." A croaky voice announces through the load speakers. Luigi waited while Bowser Junior opened a wooden door. After he opened it the two walked inside. Inside the room was a throne with Bowser sitting asleep on/in it.
"Hey Dad!" Bowser Junior yelled waking him up.
"Huh? What is it son?" Bowser asked and then glared at me. "Luigi! Why are you here!?" Bowser asked standing up.
"Luigi agreed to help get Mama Peach back from Mario," Bowser Junior says.
"And why would he do that?" Bowser asked still glaring at me.
"I want revenge for not being taken on a month long holiday to Delfino Island {pauses} and if I get my revenge the way I intend then Mario will be too busy dealing with his own problems to handle you or your son taking Peach," Luigi says.
"Whoa," Bowser says looking at Luigi sadly, "that's a bit harsh… why wouldn't they take you?" Bowser asked sympathetically.
"Because Toadsworth wanted some toads and wanted just enough to fill the plane… without me," Luigi tells Bowser.
"So..." Bowser says smiling, "You two get to work capturing Mario and I'll set up the Delfino base's security perimeter!" Bowser says grinning,
"Once request though!" Luigi quickly and loudly says.
"What?" Bowser asked coldly.
"After this is done we still keep a slight truce, but secret of course! So if one of us needs some spy work or secret stuff we have someone to… {short pause} rely on, and I get access to your castle if I'm not there to cause trouble."
"Fine! But you better be worth it!" Bowser says pointing at Luigi. "Now, are you two going to fit in the small- oh wait, of course you two can, you rode it here…" Bowser says and Bowser Junior and Luigi look at each other and Bowser glanced worriedly from his son to Luigi, "You did… {short pause} use the clown car to get here… didn't you?" Bowser asked.
"The clown car… uh… I kind of-" Bowser Junior starts.
"I'll tell him!" Luigi says and Junior looked at him. "Well {pretends to clear his throat}, Bowser Junior had flew over to the castle to get Peach but only found me there, so we decided to make a truce but on our way back to the castle a low orbiting, and I mean extremely low orbiting satellite flew into the Clown Car causing it to crash and explode, we were both okay and then got a taxi here," Luigi says with some hand gestures depicting his fist getting hit but another fist and then plummeting to the ground/his waist.
"Wow… I didn't know Princess Toadstool signed the satellite approval contract that was sent by Wario…" Bowser says looking slightly confused.
"So uh… can you take us there Papa?" Junior asked.
"Wait, I'll need to acquire some stuff before leaving," Luigi says.
"Then meet up at Toad Volcano lunch time in two days, if that's enough time for you Luigi?" Bowser says giving Luigi a dark look filled with distrust.
"Okay!" Luigi says and Bowser smiled.
"I think this is the beginning of a very annoying month... for Mario!" Bowser says chuckling slightly.
"Oh and the plane that Mario is on will arrive in seven days, so we better get started," Luigi says and Bowser nodded. Luigi then turned to leave.
"WAIT!" Bowser roared making Luigi jump before turning around just in time to catch a small ID card. "Use this for access to my troops, bases and whatnot. And also not to get attacked by my guards, troops, minions and whatnot."
"Okay!" Luigi says and ran off, not at all feeling sorry for what they had planned for Mario...
^11:23 Am Monday, Seven Days Until Mario Arrives - E. Gadd's Shed | Haunted Woods^
Luigi ran across the gravel track towards the place where the Mansion used to be, luckily he had kept the map with him or he would have had to trek through the whole woods. He finally reached the shack and knocked on the door and after he waited a few seconds the door creaked open enough for the person inside to see out but not vice versa.
"Luigi?" The old man's voice says in a questioning tone.
"Yes, I need your help," Luigi says and was let in.
^One large explaining segment later^
(E. Gadd)
"So what you're saying is, that you want a device that changes one's physical form and an item that allows for magical pollution in just two days? Well now, I may need your help getting these things ready. What are they needed for, hopefully not useless tomfoolery," I say while Luigi and I sat in the underground lab.
"Well, you remember my brother right?" Luigi states rather then asks. "Well… him and I were going to go on a holiday together but him and some others decided not to include me, so I'm getting revenge!" Luigi says.
"It doesn't matter anyway, you helped me with the ghost problem so I will help you out with your holiday problem, now… which of these items is more important?" I ask.
"The magic brush." Luigi says.
"Sure sure, now… the hard part is getting Magic to be allocated through and out of the brush tips and not explode… hmm…" I say mostly to myself as Luigi nods at me and ran off to do some other stuff… probably…
^2:07 Pm Monday, Seven Days Until Mario Arrives - MRS (Mutant Research Station) | Marble Zone^
(Luigi)
I walk across the grassy platforms that led over pits of magma and lava. Glancing left and right to make sure no creatures were stalking me I keep walking, eyeing the lava under the platform I was on. The ground rumbled and off in the distance one of the many volcanos erupted, spewing fresh lava everywhere while flinging molten rocks off in random directions. I hop over a gap in platforms and see a metallic tree up ahead, 'the bases hidden marker!'
I run to it but before reaching it a huge Bipedal machine appeared, 'did it warp or was it there guarding?', In the cockpit was a blue haired guy with a short beard.
"Wait!" I yell hoping to get loud enough to not just get over the erupting volcanos but loud enough for the sound to get through the protective glass covering the cockpit.
"State your name and business!" A robotic voice says from behind me and I turn around and see an armed (with arms not weapons), tall and robotic Goomba holding an electric looking sword and a smaller electric dagger in it's hands.
"It's-ah me Luigi!" I say quickly fumbling in my pockets for the ID card. I find a card and pull out Bowser's but mistake. At this the Goomba ran forward extremely fast and jumped up and, landing down in front of me kicked out tripping me. It then held the electric sword pointed at my throat.
"G09, leave him alone!" A loud, male voice yells. The Goomba pulled back the sword and stepped back just enough to allow me to get up. I stand up shaking. "Luigi buddy, what brings you here?" The voice says so I turn to see a tall red haired man, he had a golden cloak on and bright green pants, he wore extremely dark sunglasses that hid his eyes. He was also holding a large, long sword that looked like it had some sort of opal in the hilt of the sword.
"Markus! Thank you for saving me!" I say walking to him but the Bipedal machine quickly warped in front of him.
"M889, allow him to pass," Markus says and the Machine then warped away, briefly before warping away I noticed that the driver was fused with the machine. "Now Luigi, why are you here?" Markus asked while I walk to him.
"I need some creatures, preferably untamed but still able to follow commands," I say.
"Alright then, follow me into the base," Markus says and walked off to the tree. He pulled out his ID card and slid it through a crack in the tree, the hidden scanner scanned the ID card and the tree's highest most branch fired an azure laser at Markus which caused him to be teleported away.
"Forgive me, I was just doing my job," I hear the Goomba guard say while I approached the tree. I nod without glancing back and slide my card through the crack, it scanned it and the laser fired at me.
After a brief couple of seconds of flashing lights that would cause seizures in some people I appeared in a small metal room with a guarded and pass-coded metal door. The two guards were mutated Goombas, they looked like the same G09 models the last Goomba guard was. I walk forward and the two pointed their swords at me, I hold up my card and the step back. I look at the number pad, was the code… 666? I put in what I remembered it being and the door slid slowly open. I walk in and see Markus.
"Good to see you made it through. Now follow me and I'll show you the creatures that are able to follow commands but are still classed as untamed because of their wild actions," Markus says walking towards another locked and guarded door.
I follow and decide to ask him something, "What happened to the G08 models?"
"The Two headed fire breathing Goombas?" Markus asked with a laugh, "Well we learnt that they weren't fireproof." Markus opened the door and we both enter. Inside were huge metal doors that were big enough for a three-hundred foot high (really big skyscraper's height) and very wide creature to pass through.
"Do you want scary looking, weird looking or awesome looking?" Markus asked.
"Whatever would survive a beating," I say and Markus walked to a door and walked through the metal. All these doors were made of metal that allowed non-mutants to pass through… they also served as a way of checking if a test subject had been mutated or altered before. I walk through the door and see a bunch of creatures roaming around, some were carefully watched by squads of twelve G09s.
"How about Petey?" Markus asks from near a mutant. "He's not very smart and can't speak any known language but is very loyal and strong," Markus says pointing at a large mutated Piranha Plant, it had arms and legs and a huge head… and was holding a small metal device. I walked to it. "Petey! You willing to help out Luigi here for some reason he hasn't disclosed and could possibly be not right for mankind's safety and the good of our bases hidden experiments?" Markus asked putting it so evilly.
"I just want revenge against someone…" I start but was jut off, the creature jabbed the metal device into its right eye and opened its mouth to probably roar but instead spoke;
"Depends," It said in normal English, the thing had a strange robotic voice, probably from the device.
"On what?" Markus asked.
"Can I get C02 med pack?" The thing asked excitedly.
"Hmm… Luigi, do you want it to have the ability to fly by using it's fingerless and handless arms?" Markus asked.
"Sure why not," I say.
"Well, it takes in-between seven and eight days for the meds to activate…" Markus says.
"That's fine!" I say.
"Alright Petey, you've been recruited by Luigi. Luigi here is the K25 canister!" Markus says and a Guard handed him a small capsule like canister with a blue button and a pointy top. Markus then handed it to me.
"This wasn't invented when I was last here…" I mumble.
"When you were here we were still using the K23s, but we learnt that some dude had a design similar and was threatening to sue us so we made the K24s... but they blew up after an hour of use so we now use these newer modules. With these you aim at any mutant and press the button, then they get struck by a harmless azure coloured laser that makes them burst into Life Force and fly into the canister, press the same button to release them," Markus says. I aim at Petey and press the button, Petey exploded into blue dots that flew into the canister, causing it to glow.
"Now, what about Iglimar?" Markus says pointing at a huge shelled creature that was asleep, the spikes on its shell were randomly and very frequently firing out small arcs of electricity..
"Umm…" I start not really impressed.
"I see," Markus says cutting me off, "Well… how about…umm…Phantamanta?" Markus says pointing at a paper thin but huge Mantas.
"What can it do?" I ask.
"Electrocute people, split itself into more then one body, swim, fly and of course; freak people out!" Markus says.
"I'll take it!" I say and was given another small canister, each canister was the size of a normal sized T.V remote. I point and press the button and absorb the creature.
"Now, do you want Mr. Wiggler?" Markus asked gesturing to a huge Wiggler.
"Sure," I say and was given another canister.
"Now… how about…"
After going through a few different containment areas and getting some stuff I now had: Petey, a gigantic Piranha Plant with arms and legs. Phantamanta, a paper thin Mantas that could split forms and electrocute people. Mr. Wiggler, a gigantic Wiggler that knew how to speak French as a second language. Six large Cataquacks, a huge Gooper Blooper, a weird failed attempt at making a King Boo to tame Boos, a huge Eel, A Monty Mole with the ability to use cannons and a weird thing called Iglimar that I decided to take just in case I need some huge fat thing to sleep somewhere while firing out arcs of electricity randomly from its shell.
"Mario…" Luigi hissed to himself as he approached a teleporter to leave the base, "you better watch out now! Because here comes Dark Horse Luigi!"