Super Luigi Sunshine! Part 10; Aerial Perplexity!
Shine 5/6: Petey's First Flight!
A/N: This despite lesser formatting errors has been retyped.
^Day 3 around eleven at night - Bianco Hills^
Petey stood atop the windmill, the drugs had finished and now he could fly! Although it was very hard… Petey then saw something sparkle in the Moons glow, a glider was gliding towards the windmill, using it was Bowser Junior.
"Hey plant! I got the second shine for you! Don't lose this one so quickly! We haven't had a chance to steal Peach yet!" Bowser Junior yelled and landed the glider down next to the mutant. Bowser Junior then pulled the shine from inside his shell and held his small hand out, Petey took the shine and smirked.
"May I defeat Mario or do I have to stall and keep the Shine for as long as possible?" Petey asked using his translator.
"If you can, kill the bastard," Bowser Junior says.
"Such foul language from someone so young," Petey says.
"Just guard the Shine and kill Mario when he comes, oh and here are the papers explaining the newer Hellcourse, it is a lot different, and somewhat… amusing," Bowser Junior says smirking as he handed over a few sheets of paper, Petey examined them and his eyes widened.
"That…that's unfair! Do you not have any-" Petey starts but Bowser Junior glared at him.
"We need to make him suffer while we take Peach! This was the best idea so either comply or we'll make the Goopy Inferno actually damage you when you return to base after you get defeated this time!" Bowser Junior yelled and grabbed back onto the glider. "Throw me towards Corona!" Bowser Junior ordered and Petey picked up the glider and threw it towards the mountain, he 'misaimed' and it crashed somewhere near the base of said mountain.
"Maybe I should lay off the flying drugs, I feel funny in the head..." Petey groaned as he robbed his overly large head.
^Day 4 around seven in the morning - Delfino Plaza^
Mario was awoken by the noise of screaming, he grabbed FLUDD and painfully stabbed him on. He then quickly rushed out to see what is wrong. Outside of the house was Mario, holding Peach and a magic looking brush.
"MARRRIOOO!" Peach screamed and Mario ran towards the impostor, who looked exactly like him.
"Mario, I would suggest looking behind you," Emile says and Mario turned briefly, he then stopped running and looked behind him shocked for Petey was flying towards him!
"Oh no!" Mario muttered and then Petey screamed…
"HELP! I CAN'T YET LAND RIGHT!" He started to stagger downwards and Mario backed off against a wall, the impostor was next to him and looked very worried as well. Peach however just looked very pissed. Petey flew towards the four (FLUDD included) and then stopped. "I'm just bullshitting, start some awesome battle! I just wanted to get a closer look," Petey says and the clone of Mario threw the brush at him in anger, it missed and hit the Grand Pianta statue and created a portal that sucked the brush away.
"Damn-da brush!" The clone cussed sounding like Mario, the clone then quickly ran off with Peach hanging over its shoulders.
"Aww… where's the fight?" Petey asked feeling cheated.
"Hey Petey, do you have a shine still?" Mario asked.
"Yeah! Now come at me bro! I've not only been pumped full of drugs for flying but some stuff that's messed up my brain!" Petey states and flew off very quickly and entered the way too small portal surprisingly unhindered, Mario quickly followed…
^Bianco Hills^
Mario fell down onto the ground (on his feet) smoothly and looked around angrily, if Peach was involved things get serious! The clone was off a short distance hopping skilfully across the ground… without Peach, up above it was Petey… and Peach chained around Petey's neck.
"What is going on? Why are we not moving?" FLUDD asked Mario, he ignored the pump like usual. Mario quickly ran across the wet ground, noting that Mr. Shades was missing. He jumped across the logs and saw a shadow land under him, he looked up and saw a ball of goop.
"COUNTER ATTACK!" Mario yelled and swapped to hover nozzle, he back-flipped and mid-way through activated the nozzle, it fired two jets of water powerfully into the ball and propeller Mario into the river, the goop-ball exploded into water on impact. Mario climbed out of the river while changing the nozzle back to normal.
"Suddenly you seem quite smart," Emile says.
"Shut up!" Mario snapped and ran after the flying plant, as he did a Blue Slime flowed across the ground.
"I am B-JIA! FEAR ME!" B-JIA roared and a blue hand raised up and grabbed Mario's leg, causing the fat me to fall face first into the grass.
"ACTIVATING PROTOCAL BETA!" A female voice yelled and Mario looked up to see a flash of light, near him was a large crystal Phoenix, Mario could tell it was a Phoenix because the crystal wings were on fire.
"You die now Mario!" The blue slime says and a clump of spit flew up from a devilish mouth and hit Mario's eye. Mario karate chopped the blue hand and followed up with a barrage of water, dissolving B-JIA for now. A shadow then appeared under Mario, who glanced up at a huge ball of goo flying towards him. He jumped aside and the goop smashed into a house destroying it.
"Tough luck Mario! We have you outnumber!" (Shadow) Mario says pointing the brush at Mario from the roof of a house.
"I have you lot outsmarted! I have a supercomputer!" Mario says smiling as he thought of FLUDD.
"I lied," Emile says and (Shadow) Mario laughed.
"Return all your shines and let us keep Peach!" (Shadow) Mario ordered.
"NO!" Mario yelled and sprayed at the impostor, Shadow Mario quickly darted aside (off the house) and signalled for his minions to attack, following the signal Crystal Spear swooped above Mario. This made it rain embers down upon him, the hot sparks lit the grass and Mario's clothes.
"I hate water, and Emile calls me stupid," Mario says and tried to aim at himself… failing quite obviously. Mario ended up running towards the river, he jumped in and a large ball of goop smashed down into the water caking the top. A Blue Slime then flowed across the dirty water and caused the water to freeze over, trapping Mario down there.
"Regroup at the Duo-Low-Clouds!" Bowser Junior ordered, still in his Mario disguise. B-JIA gave a thumbs up and Crystal Spear nodded, Petey just spewed a few more balls of goop at the river before flying off to the regroup spot…
The group of 'baddies' had teamed up at the 'Duo Low Clouds' and were resting on the somewhat solid clouds, out of safety Petey rested on a small pillar of rocks and dirt. They had named the clouds such because of their location (in a chasm) and because there were two of them.
"So you two, I don't remember dad telling me about you lot but the plan worked great! Petey still has the shine and Mario's probably dead or dying!" Bowser Junior says standing on the second cloud.
"Well, our master's master's master is Bowser," B-JIA says from the first cloud, Crystal Spear stood next to it in her default humanoid form.
"Quite… uh… interesting…" Bowser Junior says, he was risking a lot by not only working with these two but by being himself, if Mario lived and came up the mountain and over to the chasm he would see him for who he really was, if he lived.
"I'm tired, you lot go off to base and I'll handle things from here," Petey says while yawning loudly.
"I'll stay to fend off Mario if he returns!" Crystal Spear says, her main reason was for revenge against the humiliation he caused her.
"I must stay then, wherever Crystal Spear goes I must backup," B-JIA says.
"You'll probably cause our defeat," Crystal Spear sneered and B-JIA looked at her with its devilish eyes and satanic smirk.
"Quite possibly, but that'll be once all your have already lost!" B-JIA says, knowing that it would be impossible to counter that, since for him to cause the defeat he had to be the last one fighting.
"Crystal, what is that bird thingy you change into?" Bowser Junior asked holding his bib up onto his mouth to activate the form changer when ready.
"Crystal attack formation Beta, Crystal Phoenix," Crystal Spear says and Bowser Junior then jumped up into the air and morphed into it, only a darker shade to his allies since they saw him morph.
"I'll be back at the Plaza taking Peach, delay him for as long as you can!" Bowser Junior says sounding like the static-y voice Crystal Spear has when in that form.
"Can't we just kill him… if he isn't already?" B-JIA asked.
"That'll work fine, but stay just in case!" Bowser Junior ordered and flew off.
"I don't like that guy," B-JIA says.
"Same," Both Petey and Crystal Spear say… almost at the exact same time.
^Around nine in the morning^
"Hey Mario! Wake up Mario!" Someone yells splashing water on the unconscious man.
"Did it work?" FLUDD asked the Pianta.
"No, I'll try slapping," The Pianta says and slapped Mario, the slap caused Mario's cheek to go pink in the shape of a Pianta hand. The Pianta then slapped again but harder this time. Mario stirred and slowly opened his eyes to see a Pianta, it was the one he had once saved from goop. "Hey Mario, I was under the water when you fell in, I was lucky enough to be in a spot not frozen, so I dragged you out. I saw the whole battle! And I KNEW you were innocent!" The Pianta says backing off to give Mario room to stand up. Once he did he noticed that the whole village had gathered around. The lady that had attacked Mario with a ruler walked over.
"Sorry, I truly did think you were the one who did it," She says and walked off to the rest of the Piantas.
"The whole village saw the fighting! Everyone here knows you're innocent! We tried to tell some Police but they won't listen, but we still need your help! The beast that lay sieged to the village now resides asleep up on the hill!" The Pianta who woke Mario says.
"I'll go get him! He also has a shine!" Mario says and noticed one person missing from the crowd… Mr. Shades. "What happened to Mr. Shades?" Mario asked.
"Who now?" Some Piantas asked.
"Doesn't matter, I-ah best be going to get-ta that beast!" Mario says and walked off, FLUDD still attached to his back… he stopped after walking for a bit. "Where is the hill that the beast is on?" Mario asked and all the Piantas pointed. "Thanks!" Mario says and ran off, happy that his hero status had at least been restored partly.
(Mario)
I reach the start of the awkward looking hill and jump up, I slide back down and land hardly on FLUDD. I switch the nozzles and jump up, I activate the hover nozzle and go high enough to grab an edge, I pull myself up and jump onto a slightly higher flat part, I continue jumping till a reached a large flat area, a single Pianta stood up here.
"Hey Mario," They whisper while signally for me to come over, I run over and look at them. "The beast is over there! Asleep! Watch out though, if it wakes up-" The Pianta whispers pointing.
"I'll do my best," I interrupt and look at Petey, he lay asleep on a small platform that was in a large abyss. I walk over to the fenced off edge and look at Petey, he was quite far away. 'could I knock him off with water or will that wake him?'
"Be careful, he doesn't seem like he has a straight mind anymore," Emile says robotically and loudly.
"Quiet!" I snap. I aim at Petey and fire, the water hit him but the stream then fell short quickly and then the sound of a duck came from FLUDD.
"Empty," FLUDD says while Petey woke up, he looked around while rubbing his large eyes, he then noticed Emile and I.
"You! You live! I'll beat you!" Petey roared and jumped up into the air, he flew over quickly and flew passed me.
"Where's he going?" I ask Emile while turning around, Petey was now above the village and was chucking (literally) balls of goop everywhere. The large crowd was now a panicking swarm, Blobs were also forming and attacking the villagers causing them to sink deep inside the goop until only their palm tree remained.
"Help us Mario!" The single Pianta up here yelled and threw a water balloon at me, it burst on contact and the water was quickly absorbed through my clothes and skin into FLUDD's tank.
"This time Petey! You've gone too far!" I growl and run towards the hills edge, I jump off and use FLUDD to land safely down into the village. (Just saying, the village in my story is a lot bigger then the actual one in the game) I run to a Pianta and spray off the goop, freeing them, I then run off without cleaning them, that they should be able to do themselves.
"Look Mario! A shadow!" Petey roared from far above and a shadow formed under me. I look up and see a ball of goop hurdling through the air directly down towards me. I jump aside and it bursts against the ground, splattering goop around it. Two Blobs start to slowly move towards me, eager to fight. I spray each once and they explode. A larger Blob then moves across the ground to me, I spray it and it exploded out water like the others. "Incoming message from Pete to Mars!" Petey roared and spewed a wave of goop down, the goop poured all over a house and the whole house sunk down into the ground. I jump onto a house and saw Petey fly over in front of me, he laughed and opened his mouth to spew goop at me. I spray a long stream of water into his mouth and he gags on it, losing momentum and falling down onto the ground next to the house, I jump down and slammed hard onto his small chest, he coughed up water and whacked me into a house in anger, I broke through the wood and got many splinters.
"Warning, I am at twelve percent filled," Emile says. I nod and leave the broken house through the door, after opening it a Blob jumped at me and it landed on my face but didn't explode, instead it latched onto my nose and begun pressing its goopy form against my skin, the goop burning like acid.
"HELP!" I scream and run off, I step on something slippery and fall face first into the ground, bursting the Blob into goo, I wipe my face clean after standing up.
"Transmission interrupted! A slight GOOP may be the cause!" Petey yelled and two balls of goop smashed down next to me, splattering goop all over me. The goo burnt against my skin so I run to the now unfrozen river and jump in, many villagers were in with me. I felt FLUDD refill and washed off the goop that dissolved in water, I climb out and saw a shadow form under me. "TAKE THIS MARS!" Petey roared and body slammed into the ground next to me. He looked at me dazed and opened his mouth and choked out three words; "I need support!" He shrieked before I poured water into his mouth, he gagged and stood up, quickly running away on his small leafy legs.
"Understood Petey!" A static voice yelled and a crystallised Phoenix flew above me, a blue slime dropped from one of its flaming wings and landed onto the goopy ground near me, it had a devilish face on it.
"Perplexed about things? Like what I am? Well don't worry! You'll be dead before you harm your small brain!" The slime growled flowing quickly towards me. It reached me and formed a large hammer that stood up out of the flat body of the thing. I grab the hammer and my hands sunk into it, "Whoa, you're stupid, I'm not solid idiot! You can't grab something made of liquid!" The slime says scoldingly.
"I'm smarter then you think!" I say and with my stuck hand made fireballs, the fire heated the slime and made it too runny for the hammer to keep shape.
"AHHH! I NEED TO COOL DOWN!" The slime screamed and flowed away quickly. The sound of smashing wood came from near me, I look over and see the crystal beast flying through houses towards me, wood burst apart and slammed into me just before the winger beast did, I grab onto the smooth but burning left wing and held on.
"This would be a good time to use water on crystal," Emile says and I slipped off the smooth surface, I fell down and landed onto Petey, he shrieked and we both plummeted towards the ground.
Mario stood off Petey dazed, he stumbled towards a burning house and felt a leafy hand wrap around his body and yank him back…
"I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!" Petey roared holding Mario to his bloodshot eyes, he opened his mouth and Mario saw goo building up inside of it, Mario sprayed at Petey and the water poured into his throat, dissolving the goo and running down deeper, he screamed in pain but only held Mario tighter. "YOU WILL DIE!" He roared with sap and/or blood splattered out of his mouth, most onto Mario… he was losing his goop powers.
"Not until I have restored my hero status!" Mario yelled and twisted around in Petey's tight grip, he swapped the nozzles with a press of a button and the two heads for the hover nozzle were now positioned facing Petey's open mouth, Mario activated the nozzle and two jets of water blasted into Petey's mouth causing the behemoth plant to let go of Mario in pain. Mario landed down and ran off while glancing back at Petey, he was withering around in pain while his skin melted away.
"HEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP!" He screamed and exploded apart, the blast knocking over many houses.
"THE SHINE!" Mario, B-JIA and Crystal Spear yell as the Shine Sprite lifted up out of where Petey once was and landed down on some random part of dirt.
"I wish you had a fast mover nozzle!" Mario tells Emile while running to the Shine, he was about to reach it when B-JIA wrapped around his legs tripping him, he fell face first into the hard dirt and watched Crystal Spear (phoenix) take the Shine and start to fly away from the village. "Not likely!" Mario growled watching the glowing object move further and further away from the village, he tried standing up but B-JIA quickly froze himself solid so Mario wouldn't get away. Mario then karate chopped B-JIA's edges and broke the frozen slime off of him and the ground, he lifted him up and spun around, swinging the frozen blue slime faster with each spin. Crystal Spear was almost out of the village when Mario let go and sent B-JIA flying through the air, the icy slime slammed into Crystal Spear and smashed off a crystal wing which caused the two to plummet towards the ground. Mario ran over and reached the two, they were arguing.
"I knew you would cause us to fail!" Crystal Spear yelled while B-JIA tried to defend himself. Mario threw a fireball at Crystal Spear and hit an orb, causing the beast to explode into its orb form and release the shine.
"You either get away or {tiny pause} you'll end up worse!" Mario sneered at the blue goop.
"I've had enough of this!" B-JIA stated and flowed away. As Mario walked to the shine he heard Piantas cheering.
"Maybe you should save the trapped ones?" Emile suggested. Sighing Mario left the shine and freed the others, while he did this Bastian -from a far off location that cloud watch the whole fight- pulled Crystal Spear towards him magically, ready to punish her.
'please master… it was because of B-JIA…' Crystal Spear whimpered.
"I don't take failure lightly!" Bastian says and electrocuted Crystal Spear with his mental powers. After Mario had finished saving the village he grabbed the shine and was teleported back to the Shine Gate…
Sightly edited A/N: That is the last you'll see of B-JIA just saying, unless I decide later to have him come back. And I'll just make note that Bastian is a play on words of Bastion, which basically means really strong supporter of somebody or something, that is why he is *****'s best minion.
People should also have figured out by now that I've been putting in references to real life people, and Feix/Fiex I didn't put Felix in as a "Fuck you" to you, I did it as a Reference to a YouTuber. There will be a prize if somebody makes a review saying all the references and who they refer to, but I've got one major hidden one that isn't so obvious as the others… Bye!