Sasuke, Kiba, Neji, Choji, and Karin(on Sasuke's lap) were sitting on a bench for Tsunade to call them on the village's government mail building. When they arrived at the village, they initially received medical treatment, and Tsunade initially dismissed asking any questions because she didn't believe there was anything useful to learn until Shikamaru mentioned the morbidly obese ninjas using jutsus. That she found to be odd enough for an interrogation.

And then she let them waiting. Kiba was already annoyed.

"What the hell that woman is doing there that we have to wait for so long? It's not like the village is on war or something, I bet the worst it happened was some gang fight that we're asked to stop".

"I dunno, I heard rumors about the Hokage and what she does to 'relieve' her stress" said Neji.

"She masturbates?" asked Kiba confused.

"Well, not quite that. I heard some young genins, well, they get a special way of skipping missions. By giving Tsunade 'massages'".

"Hmmm, I would prefer some meat" said Chouji.

"Oh, have no doubt Chouji, she is getting some meat" said Sasuke, acidly, making Shikamaru look at him with distrust.

"Really? Can I get some?" asked the fat boy, failing to grab Sasuke's sarcasm.

"I don't think it's of your taste Chouji. It's a very special meat, the kind only girls like." implied the Uchiha.

"It isn't even about the size of the meat for women, it's about how it's used" implied even harder Karin. She felt something get harder at her butt because of that.

"Hmmm, I wonder if there is a special meat for men" pondered the Akimichi.

"Well, I don't think Karin has a lot of that meat hahahaha" said Kiba, getting a death stare from the redhead.

The door opened a few minutes after, and indeed a little boy, 10 to 11, was getting out of the office with untidy clothes and a scared look on his face. The five dilated their pupils at it, but forgot it almost immediately after Shizune appeared on the door and told them to come in.

Tsunade made several questions about the morbidly obese guy's sizes, way of approaching, strategy, and level of chakra, making several annotations about it, and asking the same things from every member of the party separately, until they got tired of it. She then put all the information on a scroll and delivered it to an ANBU which left the room.

Shikamaru, already hungry, which was unusual for him, almost begged to leave.

"So that is it. We killed them all. You can pay me and the others Hokage. Unless you want to tell me the shape of those people's genitals".

"I have just one more, for Chouji."

"Ahn, me?"

"Did those guys seem familiar to you?"

"Hmmm no."

"Okay boys and girl, you're free to go. Karin?"

"Ahn, me?"

Tsunade pulled out something out of her first drawer.

Karin was shocked at seeing a Leaf's forehead protector.

"This was for saving Sasuke. I know you didn't do the Academy, but it was obvious you put yourself in serious risk for him, and for that bravery you deserve this. You truly deserve to be called ' a Leaf ninja'".

Karin took the headband from Tsunade's hand, but just kept staring at it, unable to what to say or do.

"Oh, and I would suggest to you to use it as belt like Ino. I feel it fits 'cute girls' like you two".

"Ahn ahn, ok" said Karin, suddenly becoming aware of herself, and wrapping the object around her waist, and doing a knot on her back.

The four men at the room were staring more at her ass while it happened.

When they were almost leaving, Tsunade called Sasuke out.

"And Uchiha..."

Sasuke turned around.

"I know the injuries you had may make it like it is a smaller of a problem, but I'm sorry to say we made no advance on Hinata's kidnapping case. Hiashi is about to explode. I'm not telling you to try to calm him down, but I heard she is your girlfriend, so I feel you need to know this. Don't worry, I'm sure she is alive, the Akatsuki don't would waste a good opportunity to ask for a ransom".

Sasuke nodded, but with not a lot of conviction. His head was feeling in pain again, just like after the fight with Naruto at the Valley of the End.

When he got out of Tsunade's office, in fact, it became sharper. It's like hearing he wasn't going to see Hinata again was bringing something out of him.

Choji, otherwise, was loudly singing about going to barbecue, though the lyrics basically resumed to "Bar-be-cue" being repeated over and over again.

"Hey Sasuke, want to go to the barbecue? I'm not saying this because I want to be friendly, you didn't realize but you lost a lot of weight because of your injuries, you went from scrawny to almost anorexic, c'mon man, you need to eat something" said Shikamaru.

Sasuke turned to the Nara, his eyes still flickering, but nonetheless he said "yes".

While he ate with the others, he couldn't stop noticing a curvaceous waitress' thighs, boobs, and ass. His eyes got lost sometimes between her and Karin. He cares less about the meat despite the hunger than that.

When the dinner was finished, Karin asked if she could go to his house with him. She was living with Sakura, but she said she felt Sasuke needed to be "observed" more. Sasuke was insecure about that and almost told her to go to Sakura, but then said "yes".

Sasuke didn't even notice, but Neji squinted his eyes after witnessing this.

After both entered his home, Karin asked Sasuke if he needed her to go the shower with him. He accepted.

When they began to undress, Karin asked Sasuke if he had some problem with her body. Sasuke looked at her from toe to forehead, smiled, and said it didn't matter what the size of her breasts were, she was still very cute. And then he kissed her in the cheek.

When she was almost moving her soap towards his genitals a few minutes later, however, Sasuke grabbed the soap and cleaned himself.

That day don't would be her day.