Chapter 3: Busted!
A/N: Here's Chapter 3 everyone! Hope you enjoy, and I'm really truly sorry for my unexpected hiatus. Between family drama and wedding plans my writing (unfortunately) has fallen to the wayside. But things have calmed down a little, so I'm BAAAACCCKK! ;)
This chapter includes slash and the fic is in fact rated M. If you're uncomfortable or don't like it, simply don't read. This has been a public service announcement.
It had been weeks since Tony Stark had blabbed to the press about Victor von Doom's relationship with Loki and all Victor could think about was the disappointed and hurt look that had been plastered on Loki's face for the past several weeks. And it pissed him off even more to know that there was nothing he could do to make his lover feel better. 'Well," he thought "If I can't make Loki feel better, I know one way I can make myself fell better" Without a second thought he called his friend Norman Osbourne for a round of target practice.
"Uhm…Victor?" "What Osbourne?" "Remind me again why you had me steal one of Stark's Iron Man Armor?" "You'll see later." "Don't tell me we're going to start shooting THAT?" "No, that's for a personal plan. As for target practice, I've gathered all the papers from the past few weeks that have had the story of me and Loki." A look of understanding appeared on Osbourne's face. "Well Victor now that I know what we're shooting, I would like to know what we're shooting with." "That's simple." Victor replied as he neared his personal armory, "Rocket launchers." "What the fuck?! You want to fire rocket launchers in your own CASTLE?!" "Why not, I've done it before." Osbourne was quiet for a second before replying "Well that explains a lot." "Norman, if you don't want to get shot to hell in a million pieces I would stand away from the shooting area." "Oh right. So what do I get to shoot with?" Victor put down his launcher and handed Osbourne one just like it. "Remind me to never piss you off again Victor." "Noted. Now, commence firing." After about 20 minutes of shooting at the newspapers Victor put the rocket launchers back in their proper places and he and Osbourne decided to move the Iron Man Armor to Victor's lab. "Well Victor, it's been fun. I mean really fun shooting all those papers. But I really have to run, so many superheroes to destroy and so little time." "Alright, thanks for stopping by Norman."
After Osbourne left, Victor went up to his and Loki's room where his god had shut himself up for the past three weeks. Victor went up to the door and lightly knocked "Loki, I have a surprise for you please open the door." He heard Loki whisper a spell and the door unlocked to reveal a very disheveled Loki curled up on the bed, eyes puffy from crying and hair all messed up like he hadn't a care in the universe anymore. The sight absolutely broke Victor's heart. Loki sniffed and quietly asked "What surprise?" Victor took him by the hand and replied "I had an idea as to how to get back at Stark for his stupidity a few weeks ago." Loki looked thoughtful, "What did you have in mind dear?" Victor smiled under his mask and said, "We are going to have sex and cum in the helmet of the Iron Man Armor I had Norman steal." Loki outright laughed for the first time weeks "Victor that is a genius plan, but how in the hell are we going to get it back to him?" Victor chuckled "That's easy, Namor owes me a favor." Loki smiled widely as he and Victor entered his lab to commence with their evil plan of payback.
About 45 minutes after he left Norman Osbourne realized he had left the keys to his Lair at Castle von Doom. Swearing to himself he ordered the pilot to turn around back to Latveria, 'I hope Victor's in a decent mood now after shooting all those papers up. Still I wonder how he'll manage to cheer Loki up." When his jet landed back on the usual terrace he parked in, Osbourne tried the door into the castle and found it open, but the castle itself was silent. 'Maybe Victor went to his lab." As he neared the lab, Osbourne heard a rather unusual thudding. 'What the hell?" Osbourne opened the door "Hey Victor I left my….OH MY GOD!" "Norman get out!" Loki yelled. Osbourne quickly shut the door and went running in search of a trashcan. The image in his head was still very clear: Victor unarmored from the waist fucking the daylights out of a very naked Loki who sounded like he was enjoying himself for the first time in weeks. 'Oh God, so the reporters weren't speculating at all." As Osbourne finished emptying the contents of his stomach in the bathroom toilet he heard Victor come up to door fully armored again. "I found your keys, they're on the kitchen counter." Osbourne turned around to face his friend, "Of all the things I saw in that lab I only have one question. Why was the Iron Man helmet underneath Loki?" Victor smiled and said "Simple, revenge." Osbourne raised a quizzical eyebrow and finally understood. "Instead of having Namor deliver it, let me."
Osbourne's jet landed about a mile from Stark's mansion, and his pilot delivered the now re-assembled Iron Man Armor back to its owner. As the pilot put the armor back in its place he also placed a small camera alongside it, which transmitted to Osbourne's jet and Castle von Doom. When the pilot had finished his work, Stark tipped him generously "It was awful nice of Pepper to have my favorite suit cleaned." "Yes sir." Was the pilot's only reply. As he boarded the jet Osbourne invited him to sit on the opposite sofa and watch the reaction of the millionaire superhero. Stark had just finished putting on the helmet when all four spectators heard him sniff the inside of the helmet. "JARVIS? Why does my helmet smell like two guys had sex in it?" Stark pulled the helmet off and handed it to JARVIS for analysis. When the A.I. had finished Stark asked "Well what's wrong with it?" "Nothing sir, but your intuition was correct, two men deposited their genetic material into your helmet. The DNA matches Dr. Victor von Doom and Loki Laufeyson." "THOR! YOUR BROTHER FUCKED MY HELMET!" By now the four onlookers were on the floor dying of laughter.
A/N: And so another chapter comes to a close. Ideas for the next chapter or another fic? P.M. me or simply comment. So long for now my lovelies! ~ Freiness