HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII, EEEEEEEEVVVVVEEEEEERRRRRYYYY YOOOOOOONNNNNEEE!

Annabeth: Did she have sugar?

Nico: No!

Annabeth: Well, we won't know until she sings Oppa Gangnam Style parodies.

Me: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEY SEXY LADY! OP OP OP, OPPA GANGNAM STYLE!

Nico: That was the real version, right?

Me: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY WEALTHY LADY! MITT MITT MITT, MITT ROMNEY STYLE!

Annabeth: WHAT KIND OF SUGAR DID SHE HAVE! *grabs Nico by shirt*

Nico: ...only a lick...

Annabeth: *faceaplms* You just put the world in danger.

Nico: *gulps*

Me: EEEEEEEEEY HALF-BLOOD LADY! PERC, PERC, PERC, PERCY JACKSON STYLE!

REVIEWS

IAmThatWriter: AWWWW, thanks! *blushes* Yeah, I thought that one was cute too! But the ending was HYSTERICAL, in my opinion.

MsEDarcy: Well, Daddy threatened to take away the iPad so I wouldn't be able to update if it wasn't friendship. *sighs* Yeah, he's the Roman version, too! THEY'RE GETTING MARRIED?! OMG! OMG! OMG! *faints*

BlueandSilverMarbleUnicorn: Can I call u BASMU for short? Anyway, the later chappies will be pretty romantic, indeed!

CaptainForkz: Thx! Glad you likey! =D

Thaluke: Don't worry, I'm working on a Silendorf chappie!

Flygrrl: It's not TOO romantic...

ATHENA, IT'S COLD OUTSIDE

(Athena's POV)

Hmph. Sometimes, I hated it when it was winter

It gets really cold when you're high up in the air. So Olympus gets really cold. And my library just happens to be one of the higher points on Olympus.

So, every Christmas, I was freezing my butt off, trying to save my books from the cold.

"Ugh!" I groaned, frantically rubbing the frost off an old Egyptian scroll, a present from my friend Thoth. (A/N: LOL. The wisdom gods are friends.)

"Whatcha doing?" a voice asked. I turned-and groaned.

It was Poseidon.

"None of your business!" I snapped, turning back around.

He didn't leave. "Saving your books?"

"Why should it matter to YOU?!" I answered.

"Well, books aren't THAT bad, considering the numerous amounts on the sea."

"Numerous?" I paused. "Since when did you know such big words?"

"Oh, since I read an encyclopedia on the ocean."

An ENCYCLOPEDIA?! Well, THAT was news! "You're reading ENCYCLOPEDIAS?!" I gasped, almost dropping my books.

"Well, yes. I also read one about the ancient Egyptians," Poseidon mentioned.

"Ugh. We don't need to get mixed with another race of gods again!" I groaned, remembering the incident with some Indian gods. I shuddered. Shiva was NOT a pleasant god.

"Well, they're probably not existing anyway."

"Hmmm..." I was the only Olympian who knew the truth.

"Interesting scroll." Suddenly, Poseidon was leaning over my shoulder, scanning the scroll.

"Stop that!" I pushed him away. "It's rude to read over people's shoulders!"

"Oh, c'mon, Theeny!" Poseidon complained. My heart thumped as he used my nickname. "You know you want this!" He struck a really ridiculous pose.

I cooly surveyed his sea green eyes, his tossled black hair, his loudmouth Hawaiian shirt (Seriosuly, where does he get those? I think he goes shopping with Dionysus), his Bermuda shorts, and his flip flops. "No. I don't," I answered cooly.

"I can get any woman I want, y'know," he retaliated, arching an eyebrow.

"Oh, really? That's so FASCINATING," My voice dripped with sarcasm.

"Theeny!" he mock cried, pretending to be hurt.

"Look!" I snarled, whirling around. I put my finger firmly on his chest. "You call me Theeny AGAIN, and you'll find yourself tossed off Olympus!" I shoved him.

"Okay, okay! Jeez. I'll apologize!" he promised.

Apologize?!

"Here." Suddenly, the radio switched on. A familiar song began to play.

Poseidon held out his hand. "Dance with me."

(Poseidon's POV)

"Dance?!" Athena scoffed. She glared at my outstretched hand. "No, thank you!" She turned back to her shelf.

"Dance!" I grabbed her arm, and swung her towards me.

"HEY!" But no matter how hard Athena struggled, she couldn't get free of my grip. Finally, she sighed. "FINE. I'LL DANCE. Plus, I like the song."

The familiar lyrics began to play. Me and Athena danced along, singing.

"I really can't stay..." She had a lovely voice.

"Baby, it's cold outside."

"I really have to go..."

"Baby, it's cold outside!"

"This evening has been-"

"Been hoping that you'd drop in..."

Well, the iPad is being SERIOUSLY stupid, so I'm skipping to the end of the song.

"Baby, it's cold outside!"

"Make it worth your while, baby!"

"Ahh, do that again..." Athena sighed.

"Again? All right!" The song started to replay.

"HEY! THATBWAS PART OF THE LYRICS, BASTARD!"

Whoa. Bastard.

"Okay!" I held my hands up.

"You've wasted ENOUGH of my time!" Athena pushed me towards the door. Just as it began to close, though, she stopped. "That was actually quite lovely."

"Yeah...can I tell you something?" I asked.

"Sure."

I grinned sheepishly. "I lied about the encyclopedias."

SLAM!

"Ow." Athena had slammed the door right on my face.

"HA HA HA!"

I turned to see the Stolls of Olympus, Apollo and Hermes, busting a gut.

"Hey! If you wanna torture someone, Theeny's right in there!" I jerked my head towards the door.

"GOOD IDEA!" they both yelled, then headed in.

(Athena's POV)

Poseidon. So irritating! The Seaweed Brain of Olympus!

"OHHHHHHH, A-THE-NA!" someone sang out of tune.

Oh, dear.

"What, Apollo?!" I snapped.

"WE CAUGHT IT ON TAPE!" Hermes danced around with his phone.

My face turned the color of a tomatoe.

"DON'T YOU DARE SHOW THAT TO ANYONE!" I screeched. Hermes and Apollo took one look at my face, and bolted for the door before my owls could attack them.

Insufferable.

(Normal POV)

"SEE?! She DOES like him! You owe me a taco!" Hermes declared.

"Fine! Don't get your winged shoes in a twist!" Apollo grumbled.

"APOLLO!" someone screamed. "THRONE ROOM. NOW!"

"Uh-oh. Sis wants me. Later!" Apollo jogged towards the throne room.

"You still owe me a taco..." Hermes grumbled.

Neptune: YOU OWE ME A TACO!

Me: HI, DADDY!

Neptune: YOU SAID IT WOULDN'T BE ROMANTIC!

Me: My definition of romantic involves kissing.

Neptune: *glares*

Me: Plus, this was POSEIDON AND ATHENA. NOT YOU AND MINERVA!

Neptune: *glares*

Me: FINE. *uses me AWESOME AUTHOR POWERS to summon a taco for Dearest Daddy*

Neptune: YUMMY! *gobbles it down*

Nico: You're off your sugar rush?

Me: SUGAR?! WHERE?! *runs off*

Nico: *facepalms* At this rate, she'll destroy the WORLD!

Annabeth: I think the Mayans predicted it...

Nico: O.o

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