Bramblestar: Hello, Thunderclan! Join beneath the party rock!
Cloudtail: YAY! PARTY ROCK!
Foxleap: Party rock is in the the house tonight!
Bramblestar: We are going to Funlandia!
Squirrelflight: Funlandia?
Bramblestar: AHH! TALKING FISH! Get back into your hidey hole!
Squirrelflight: (Eyes turn red.) YOU GET IN TH HIDEY HOLE! (Pulls out can.)
Bramblestar: EEK! SHE'S GOT THE PEPPER SPRAY!
Later...
Bramblestar: Now, we are going to Funlandia!
All: (Follow.)
Bramblestar: Here we are!
(A weird place comes into sight. It has a crooked slide, tires, a messed up stand with crow food on sticks, vine swings, mud, and spider webs.)
Bramblestar: Amazing rides (Points to slide and swings.), cotton candy, (points to cobwebs), a water park (Points to the mud), vehicles (Points to tires), and a 5 star meal (points to the crow food on sticks.).
Squirrelflight: Really?
Bramblestar: Oh yeah! We also have a mascot!
(Lionblaze is dressed up in a fairy costume.)
Lionblaze: Hello. I'm Lio- um... Fairy beautiful
Cloudtail: I-it's amazing! Hi, Lioumfairybeautiful! That's a long name.
Lionblaze: Get a life kid!
Elsewhere...
Whitestorm: Can I go to Funlandia?
Lionheart: I wanna meet Lioumfairybeautiful!
Bluestar: (Rolls eyes.) Sure. Let's all go.
All except for Bluestar: YAY!
Bluestar: Hey, where are all of the kits from Starclan and the clans?
Mosskit: (On a stand.) Let's all go to Funlandia!
(Many kits are seen in front of him.)
All: YAY! For Kits Unlimited club!
Lionblaze: Back off, Cloudtail.
Leafpool: There's nothing to do here!
Bramblestar: Ride the magical fairy for ten dollars! Five cats at a time!
Cloudtail: ME! (Pulls out a coin that says in Bramblestar we trust.)
Whitestorm and Lionheart: Us!
Cloudtail, Whitestorm, and Lionheart: (Jump on.)
Lionblaze: MY BACK!
Cat: Really?
All: Who are you?
Cat: Glad you asked. Especially you, Rosepetal. I'm Pouncefire.
Rosepetal: Hi.
Pouncefire: You're sad, Lionblaze.
Lionblaze: You're the sad one!
Pouncefire: (Slaps him.)
Seedkit: I thought that he was called Lioumfairybeautiful!
Pouncefire: Really? Too bad.
Bramblestar: Why are you here?
Pouncefire: To tell you that this place is sad and that you should come to Wondercon!
Squirrelflight: How did you find us?
Pouncefire: Well...
(Flashback...)
Pouncefire: So what do you want me to do?
Shimmereyes: Go to the sad clan with a party rock.
Pouncefire: PARTY ROCK IS IN THE-
Firestorm: BE QUIET!
Starpaw: Listen to her. We can't have her belch Justin Beiber again!
Sugarclaw: Weren't you younger?
Starpaw: Um. (Hides time watch behind back.) No?
Oceanfrost: Can I have some of your paw sugar, Sugarclaw?
Sugarclaw: Later.
Shimmereyes: Tell those cats of Thunderclan to come to Wondercon.
Pouncefire: What's in it for me?
Shimmereyes: Another penny.
Pouncefire: (Gasps.) That's one penny more than yesterday.
(At the clans.)
Pouncefire: You're sad, Lionblaze.
(Flashback interrupted.)
Lionblaze: (Sees himself in the flashback.) THAT'S ME
Pouncefire in the flashback: (Slaps Lionblaze.) Quiet, fool.
(The flashback is over.)
Bramblestar: I know why you came, but you ruined the fun here. You are stealing my buying customers!
Squirrelflight: We weren't buying, only my sad cousin was.
Cloudtail: Teehee!
Bramblestar: I don't care what you think. You also made Lion- I mean Lioumfairybeautiful sad.
Lionblaze: (Looking down and sucking his thumb.) The nights are the hardest.
Bramblestar: None of my loyal warriors will go to Wonderbomb.
Pouncefire: con.
Griffinblitz: Except for my 2 billion followers on Instastar and Facecat.
Followers: Hey look. Griffinblitz posted something new on Facecat and Instastar! LETS GO TO WONDERCON! (Go to Wondercon.)
Bramblestar: Who cares. I don't need you. (Eats crowfood on a stick.)
Jayfeather: He said he didn't care. LETS GO TO WONDERCON!
All but Bramblestar: YAY!
Bramblestar: But you'll stay here, right, Lionblaze?
Lionblaze: No!
Bramblestar: But, Lionblaze. You're my man-fairy.
Lionblaze: Man-fairy? I don't even understand the fairy part! (Flies away with glitter falling behind him.)
Owlmind: My senses tell me that you accomplished the mission.
Pouncefire: I have one more penny than yesterday!
(Starpaw is seen playing some of the games. She misses a target and the arrow she shot falls.)
Starpaw: Aww. Too bad. (Pulls out time machine watch.)
(As Starpaw presses the button, lights flash around her. Finally, she appears with the last arrow in hand.)
Starpaw: (Hits the last target.) AWW YEEAAH! I got it! Hand over the prize!
Concession cat: Here. (Hands a plush cookie to her.)
Starpaw: If only it was a real one.
(Elsewhere at the carnival.)
Tigerstar: HAHAHAHA! I have returned! Now to win the pinball game and get that My Little Pony Doll! Pinkie Pie completes my collection!
Darkstripe: I need a Dora doll! MLP is dumb!
Shredtail: I NEED A BARNEY PLUSH TOY!
Tigerstar and Darkstripe: NOBODY CARES WHAT YOU THINK!
All: (Start fighting.)
(Near a taco truck.)
Mapleshade: Now to complete my dream! Get a taco! (Walks up.) One taco- (Sees Crookedstar coming to the truck.) AAH! CROOKEDSTAR! (Puts on those glasses with a nose and mustache.)
Crookedstar: Can I have a taco. (Waiting.) Hi random mustache cat. You look familiar.
Mapleshade: (Starts to worry.)
Crookedstar: Yeah. You look like... MY UNCLE JIMMYBOB!
Taco cat: Here you go.
Crookedstar: (Leaves.)
Mapleshade: (Takes off glasses.) One taco please.
Taco cat: Sorry, no.
Mapleshade: Why not?
Taco cat: (Giggling.) Fur no service.
Mapleshade: That other cat had fur!
Taco cat: No taco then.
Mapleshade: (Sighs. Shaves her fur off.) There. Happy?
Taco cat: Very.
Mapleshade: How about that taco!
Taco cat: Can't.
Mapleshade: Why not?!
Taco cat: No clown makeup and fairy wings, no service.
Mapleshade: COME ON!
Taco cat: Wanna taco, or not?
Mapleshade: (Gulps and puts it on.) NOW GIVE IT TO ME!
Taco cat: No singing no service!
Mapleshade: (Starts singing.) ?LALALALALA! LALALALALA! NOW, GIVE ME THE TACO!?
Taco cat: (Laughing hard.) Can't No-
Mapleshade: ?Why don't you just get all of your stupid rules out already!?
Taco cat: No tutu, lipstick, mustache, fake mohawk, derp face, rainbow painted skin, huge shoes, spinning, banana in your ear, frilly collar around neck, unicorn horn, cape, and underwear no service.
(Later... Mapleshade is seen with everything needed and ready to get her taco.)
Mapleshade: ?NOW GIVE THE TACO OR I ATTACK!
Taco cat: Can't.
Mapleshade: (Tensing and growling.) ?WHY NOT?
Taco cat: No Macarena no service.
Mapleshade: Ugh. (Starts doing the Macarena.)
Taco cat: (Takes out camera.)
Mapleshade: NOW HAND IT OVER BEFORE I OBLITERATE YOU!
Taco cat: Can't.
Mapleshade: WHAT IS IT THIS TIME!?
Taco cat: We're all out.
Mapleshade: ... (Explodes.)
(At the clans.)
Jayfeather: Ohm. WhereisYellowfangshepromisedtovisitmythoughts.
(In Starclan.)
Firestar: (Has a head set and is sitting by a computer just like a bunch of other Starclan cats.) I CAN'T REACH HIM!
Flametail: WHY NOT?!
Firestar: BLUESTAR WAS THE ONLY CAT WHO KNEW HOW!
Leopardstar: WHERE IS SHE?!
Longtail: I DONT KNOW!
(At Funlandia.)
Bluestar: Is this the place?
(In Starclan.)
Stonefur: IT WON'T START!
Feathertail: I CAN'T REACH STORMFUR OR MISTYSTAR!
Dappletail: WORK MACHINE WORK! (Punches computer.)
Computer: ERROR ERROR ERROR! (Sets on fire.)
All: (Scream.)
(At the roller coasters.)
Blackstar: So, Tawnypelt. Where are we going?
Littlecloud and Tawnypelt: Rocket Mountain Rider!
Blackstar: (Sees a huge roller coaster that goes into space and comes back at 1 million mph.) EEP. (There's a huge line.) I can't go on. (Runs to a tiny roller coaster.)
Kit: That was boring. I'm going to that huge one!
Blackstar: (Gets on kiddie ride. His weight causes him to fly off and land in a roller coaster for Rocket Mountain Rider.)
Tawnypelt: Welcome back, Blackstar! Ready?
(They take off through tunnels and lights flash. Then, come flying down from space. The ride explodes.)
Lionblaze: Come on with me Griffinblitz.
Griffinblitz: Why?
Cinderheart: Lionblaze, come on with me.
Hyperkit and Funkit: (Trip Lionblaze and he falls on with them.)
Lionblaze: So. You're Hyperkit and Funkit?
Hyperkit: Uh... Yeah.
Funkit: (Sighs.)
Both: This is boring.
(The roller coaster came down and Funkit hit the speed lever.)
Lionblaze: AHHH! TOO FAST!
(The roller coaster came off and destroyed Wondercon.)
All of the cats at Wondercon: Guess we HAVE to go to Funlandia.
Bramblestar: YOU CAME!
Pouncefire: More like Wondercon was destroyed.
(Rumbling.)
Griffinblitz: What's that?
(All of the kits come from all sides running to Funlandia.)
Kits: FUNLANDIA! FOR KITS UNITED!
Bramblestar: See. Someone like it here.
About the new clan name. I'm not announcing it yet, but I will in the next chapter or two. So far, Rainbowclan is in the lead. The last chapter names the options vote today. (You can only choose one, though.)
-Griffinblitz