/Appears/ Yes, friends it is I! I have returned from the realms of Drawcast!
Sorry that I've been gone for a while. It ish now time for the CHRISTMAS CHAPTER!
Moonstar walks up and places a flag. "I declare this Rainbowclan!" Looks around. "Where is everyone?"
Owlmind poofs nearby. "Thunderclan is having a Christmas party. Everybody is going."
"It's Christmas," Moonstar asked.
Owlmind looked at her with a know-it-all face. "Eve. Christmas Eve," He snorted.
(At Thunderclan)
Bramblestar stood on the party rock wearing a Santa hat. "Lionblaze, truth or dare."
"Dare," He looked up.
"I dare you to wear a bikini for the party," Bramblestar meowed.
Lionblaze puts a bikini on. "There. Happy?"
Pouncefire takes out a camera and starts taking pictures of Lionblaze. "I'm happy. Verrry happy."
"Stop it," Lionblaze growled.
Pouncefire slaps Lionblaze's face and a mark on his paw shows in the midday sun.
Sandstorm notices it for a quick second and rushes over. "Can it be?"
Pouncefire turns and looks at her. "What?!"
"Pouncekit, is that you," She questioned.
Lionblaze looks up while sucking his thumb. "I DONT KNOW? IS IT ME?"
Pouncefire and Sandstorm slap him.
"I'm Pouncefire..." Pouncefire replied.
"Wrong cat. I'm looking for Pouncekit," She walked away.
(Later, the sun is setting and the clearing seems pretty empty despite the decorations and lights.)
"I declare this party started," Bramblestar shouted. "As long as not too many cats come."
Griffinblitz types something on her phone. "Aaaand sent."
"Wait what did you send," Bramblestar ran over to Griffinblitz.
"I just tweeted that we're having a huge awesome party," She meowed innocently.
"How many cats are gonna see this," He stared.
"Only a few," She started. "Million."
Cats start proofing into the clearing until it's full.
"GRIFFINBLITZ," Yowled Bramblestar.
(5 minutes later.)
Bramblestar wakes up with sharpie mustaches all over his face. "Wha," He started, but as he saw everything in the clearing, he passed out again.
Sol ran into the center of the camp. "Santaclaws is coming!"
A pretty dark brown flew down from somewhere above holding an umbrella. "Did I hear Santaclaws? SANTACLAWS IS GONNA TAKE OVER THE WORLD!"
"Who are you," asked Dragonblaze.
"I am Fernshadow the powerful! Available on weekdays," she meowed.
All of the cats stood looking completely puzzled.
The background behind Sol changed to fire as he explained. "Santaclaws is a magical cat who rides around in a sleigh driven by reindeer as he drops presents on the clan below."
Bramblestar looked up with starry eyes. "Santaclaws is a Christmas legend! Maybe I can get presents!"
Owlmind rolled his eyes. "You, my friend are clearly on the naughty list."
"NOOOOOOOOOOOO! I must save Christmas," he whispered and faded away.
Starpaw flew across the clearing on a zip line dropping candy canes on the camp below. "Merry Christmas!"
Shimmereyes caught each one of them and flipped landing on the party rock.
Crystalfrost ran through the clearing. "Apocalyptic cheese!"
Bramblestar climbed the party rock. "Cats of the clans, you each need to do something to help the holidays survive! Lionblaze, Berrynose, Hollyleaf, Owlmind, and Firestorm will get the tree! Oceanfrost, Sugarclaw, and Jayfeather will bake the food! Griffinblitz, Crystalfrost, Nightmareclaw, and Winterclaw will get decorations!
The nursery explodes with noise as kits run out chanting. "Can we do stuff?"
Bramblestar looked at them. "No! You are WAY to young."
"Well, you're too dumb to be leader, but we made an exception." Smartkit snorted.
"Yeah, but I'm sexy," Bramblestar flexed his claws. "See, these she-cats know that they can't cage dis animal." He wiggled his eyebrows at the she-cats in the clearing.
The she-cats around the camp widened their eyes and tried to look away.
"IT'S SCARING ME," yowled Sandstorm.
"HIDE ME," screeched Oceanfrost.
"LEAVE ME ALONE," screamed Briarlight as she dragged herself across the clearing.
"GET IT AWAY," Rosepetal yelled.
"Just look at me," Pouncefire purred to her.
Rosepetal ran from being to overwhelmed.
"HA," Lionblaze laughed pointing at Pouncefire.
Pouncefire glared at Lionblaze. "Want something to laugh at? Well, look in the mirror, bikini boy. Or should I give you something to laugh at?!"
Lionblaze stopped talking and cowered in the corner.
"I WISH I DIDN'T COME BACK FROM STARCLAN," Hollyleaf whined.
"See? They love me," Bramblestar said.
Smartkit rolled his eyes.
Bramblestar pointed to the entrance to the camp. "GO MY CHRISTMAS ELVES!"
The cats who were chosen to go muttered as they left the camp.
"How do we find the best tree," Lionblaze asked.
"Easy. We cut the trees down and measure them, then we take the biggest," Berrynose snorted flicking Lionblaze.
As they stopped at a tree, Hollyleaf looked at it carefully. "I don't know if this is right."
"Don't worry. It is," Firestorm said.
Lionblaze swings an axe at the tree only to make a tiny scratch in the trunk.
"Like this," Firestorm smashed a huge axe into the tree and cut it down instantly.
"So, who does what," Oceanfrost asked.
Sugarclaw looked around. "You scream orders and hurt Jayfeather if he doesn't listen and I'll go take a nap."
"I agree with my job, but why are you taking a nap," Oceanfrost questioned.
"I-um. I already have sweet stuff on my paws everyday. My job is done," She meowed.
Oceanfrost looked at her and shrugged. "Fair enough."
Jayfeather looked up waiting for instructions.
"Just put the stuff on the counter in the bowl and mix it," Oceanfrost said.
Jayfeather felt for flour and picked up a bag of sand accidentally. He poured the sand in the bowl and reached for some sugar, but got baby powder instead. Brown sugar was next, but he got leaves. Instead of eggs and vanilla, he got worms and soda. He got pop-its instead of chocolate chips and stirred it. When Jayfeather put it in the oven, he put it to 1,000,000 degrees. "Done!"
Griffinblitz looked around the clearing. "Decorations... What should we get?"
"Weren't there magical Christmas canes of candy," asked Crystalfrost.
Winterclaw looked around and saw millions of fishing hooks scattered by the bank. "Guys look! There are candy canes!"
Nightmareclaw examined one nearby. "What happened to the color," she asked.
"Maybe it faded. Or what if they lose color after they leave the North Pole," Crystalfrost suggested.
"Agreeable enough," Griffinblitz meowed. "Let's decorate the tree with them!
Nightmareclaw thought more about decorations. "We can use rocks for ornaments!"
"And spider webs for tinsel," Winterclaw agreed.
They gathered the spider webs which were still full of spiders and left.
It was beautiful sparkling lights, delicious treats, music, and more. Actually, it was the opposite. The cookies looked barftastic, the lights were going out, spiders, rocks, and fishing hooks were falling on cats below, almost every tree in the forest was cut down or chopped into pieces, and the only music was Winterclaw singing 99 piles of prey on the wall.
Winterclaw slaps walks over me. "Hey, I thought it was pretty good!"
Griffinblitz looked around. "What went wrong?"
"I THINK IT'S BEAUTIFUL," Thornclaw danced.
"I'm gonna puke," Bumblestripe coughed.
Bramblestar looked around the camp. Cats were running around as the "decorations" fell on them. Cats were barfing from the cookies, Winterclaw was slapping the narrator somehow, and Christmas was ruined. "I shall save Christmas!"
He ran through the forest and bumped into a sleigh near Windclan. "Hm," he looked it over. "I'm gonna need this."
That was part one of the Christmas special. I'll try to get the next part up soon. Ocs are still being accepted along with ideas. I'd gladly use suggested ideas and I'll give you credit for it. Crystalfrost and Dragonblaze are one of my friend's ocs. She never reviewed asking for them to be in the story like most of the others. I just want to make sure that everybody knows. They are NOT my ocs.