A/N: Heey, so I figured that I'd better write something before B and M get mad at me and (insert horrible torture here). So this is the first chapter I've written for this fanfic so don't kill me if it's really bad or awkward seeing as I am also known as Ivan
Disclaimer: I don't own ANYTHING! (But I wish I did! The stuff I could do to Snape or Malfoy…..mmmmmmmmmm)
In the first few days at Hogwarts I was enjoying myself. I really liked the grandness of the school and the teachers didn't bother me when I didn't show up to class. I was strolling down the hallway to one of my classes, deciding whether to attend or not, when I saw a strange blonde man walk down the hall with much swagger with two bumbling boys following behind him. He walked up to me like he was the most important person in the world.
"I'm Malfoy, Draco Malfoy" he said, "and this is Crabbe and Goyle."
"Ivan" I responded, "Ivan Braginski."
"Do you want to be my friend? I would make a powerful ally" he acted like it was already decided but I had other ideas.
"So you want to become one with Russia, da?" As soon as I said this he blushed a dark red and looked down at the ground.
"N-no that's not…" he broke off abruptly when he felt my aura darkening.
"You will become one with Russia," I said, not giving him a chance to decline. I grabbed his hand and dragged him to the Great Hall. His lackeys were following behind us yelling absurd profanity as they tried to keep up. They quickly lost sight of us as I zipped through the corridors with Draco in tow. I walked into the Great Hall and headed to our house table when a boy with a scar on his forehead was in our way.
"Harry," Draco said as he sneered in disgust at this new arrival.
"Malfoy. I don't have time to start a fight with you right now. Have you seen Hermione?" Harry asked, trying to annoying the piercing glares from Malfoy.
"Last time I saw that mud blood she was with some students from Ravenclaw," Malfoy spat out at him. Malfoy turned around and walked to the Slytherin table and I followed him. We sat down next to each other in silence for a bit before I started laughing.
"You make this school fun. I think you will be a fun subordinate to have, da?" I said with a smile.
"Yes well…" Malfoy broke off with a gasp sounding almost like he was in pain. I quickly followed his line of sight only to see Harold? Horny? Harry! He had dropped something and bent over to pick it up showing a bit more of his rear end to Malfoy than he wanted. I smirked knowing that this could be my chance.
"So you like that Harry boy da?" I questioned him, trying not to laugh at his expression.
"Well it's not exactly like that" I could tell he was trying to convince himself more than me so I decided to offer him a deal.
"Tell you what; since Toris isn't in Slytherin I am in need of a new pet. I will not tell anybody about this…incident and in return you will be my slave, da?" I was really hoping he would agree but if he didn't, well I always have my trusty pipe.
"WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE!? I am NOT being your slave!" this last part was whispered so nobody else would hear it.
"I advise you to take my offer after all, eventually all will become one with Russia" I knew I had him when I saw his face.
"Alright I'll do it…just…don't tell anybody about it okay?" he looked so nervous I chuckled.
"I promise" was all I said; this was going to be a very interesting situation.
A/N: So like it? Hate it? I had to write something otherwise Canada was ready to bash my brains in with a hockey stick (no lie, plus m sits behind me every day, not a very good place to be with snapped Canada behind). Ummmmmmm…constructive criticism is welcome, flames will be used to make s'mores 3