Alice had of course in my absence gone overboard with the decorating but it looked fantastic. Music blared through the double glazing as i took Jasper's hand and lead him up to the door. The door knob was ripped from my grasp before i could even open it.

"HAPPY BIRTHDAY JASPER!" A chorus of voice's shouted as we walked through the door. I couldn't miss the slight grin that spread across his face as every one went back to dancing, a few of our closer friends coming over to say hello.

"Jaz! Welcome to the eighteen club! Only a few selected people make it to our level of awesomeness!" Conner said with a grin. He and Jasper man hugged whilst I and Jasmine just rolled our eyes.

"Conner babes i think Jasper is MORE than entitled to be in your club," Jasmine said with a wink at Jasper who rubbed the back of his neck whilst i sniggered. Conner simply looked confused.

"Now mate i know it's your birthday and you're not exactly local but...who the hell are they? Gate crashers?" Conner and Jasper's friend Matt said pointing over to a far corner. I turned to see Charlotte and Peter hovering in a far corner waving timidly. I almost had a heart attack, almost. Jasper calmed me before i started to panic too much and chuckled wrapping his arms around my waist.

"They're friends from when i used to live down south. They stopped in yesterday for a surprise visit," He said with a smile, "And Matt...you touch Charlotte and Peter will quite literally rip your head from your shoulders and drink your blood...no joke," They where in hysterics whilst me and Jasmine laughed nervously.

"S'cool mate...s'all cool! I'll leave this pretty lady alone" He said scanning his eyes around the crowd, "However...Lily is mine," He stalked off in his rapist paedo fashion after his prey.

I led Jasper over to Peter and Charlotte.

"Jasper...i didn't realize you had so many hu...friends from school," Charlotte corrected herself quickly a half smile. She was physically strained from the effort of restraining herself.

"Charlotte…relax…everything is fine," Jasper said working his magic as Charlotte let out a small hiss as someone passed too close.

"Don't feel obliged to stick around all night if you don't want too, you're welcome to step outside if you need too," I said with a smile, Jasper rested his chin on my head.

We danced to whatever music Alice decided to mix together. Soon I escaped from Jasper's arms long enough to steal a microphone. Alice cut the music.

"Hey everyone! I'd just like to thank you all for coming and making Jasper's birthday so special! Your support is much appreciated!" I said with a smile and a few of Conner's friends whooped, "But we all know that everyone who was invited is not here…Tom was an amazing friend to both Jasper and I and…well…everyone. People so loyal are few and far between…some may think this party is in bad taste but I would like to think Tom wouldn't want to ruin Jasper's special day over something nothing of us could control…" There was a murmur of applause and a lot of nodding in agreement.

"A toast! To Jasper…who deserves to have something so special celebrated with those who care for him…a wonderful friend, brother and fiancé," I said raising my filled glass of punch, a few of the boys wolf whistled childishly to which I raised my eyebrows. Everyone else bar Jasper raised the glasses Alice, Rosalie and Bella had distributed whilst I was talking. We all took a sip.

"Another toast…To Tom…who shall be dearly missed by all for he truly was a friend worth having close to you," We sipped our drink in silence with solemn faces. After a moment of silence I grinned.

"Now why don't we do something Tom was excellent at doing! Having fun! Music please Alice!" I said and the music blared again. The party guests whooped in accordance and went back to dancing.

I walked back into the crowd where someone caught my arm.

"Lizzie…thanks…for what you said about Tom," Tom's girlfriend Nikki had caught my arm. She looked exhausted but was smiling all the same. I gave her a smile.

"I should be thanking you for coming even under the circumstances," I said giving her a hug. She chuckled.

"If it where the other way around I'm more than certain you would do the same," She said with a shrug, "And I'm sorry to hear about your step-mum-to-be…how is she?"

"She'll recover…with my dad and Jasper's dad as her doctors she's getting more attention than a usual patient would," I said my face contorting slightly.

"That's good to hear…thanks again Liz," She said before walking back over to her friends.

After two hours more dancing it was time for Esme to come out with her massive iced chocolate cake. Jasper's face soured instantly at the though of eating human food. I gave him my best puppy dog face and he chuckled softly in defeat. Esme wheeled out the cake followed by my Dad as Carlisle had the night shift today. Edward winked at me from his piano and started to play. We all began to sing.

"Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, Happy birthday dear Jasper, Happy birthday to you!" We all cheered and clapped as Jasper blew out the candles. There was a whirring and a click as Dad snapped a photo on my camera.

"Thanks Daddy!" I said with a smile.

"No problem Elizabeth," He said with a smile. Esme handed her son a knife.

"Whats this for?" He said confusedly.

"Jasper sweety…you need to cut the cake and hand out the slices!" She said chuckling. Emmett's snickering only just drowned out my own as I watched Jasper trying to cut out even sized portions of the chocolate layer cake.

"Do I really have to eat this?" He said eyeing up the obviously smaller slice of cake before him. I nodded.

"Jasper…humor me on this ok?" I said with a smile picking up his slice of cake from his plate and holding up to his closed mouth. He slowly parted his lips and took a small bite from the cake.

"The smaller the bites you take the longer it'll take to eat it," I pointed out to him with an amused face. He grabbed my wrist and forced me to put the whole thing in his mouth before proceeding to lick my fingers in a way that got me hot under the non-existent collar. Edward's gagging noises resounded from behind Jasper. I shot him a 'shut the **** up and get out of my head' look and then grinned as a girl from my French class asked him if he was choking on his cake.

I was almost knocked flat as two arms fastened themselves around my waist.

"Please can I have more cake?" Renesmee said with a smile.

"What did your mum say?" I said with a smile.

"Yes!" She said grinning.

"Ask Jasper then…it's his cake…he might want to eat it all himself," Renesmee shot Jasper an accusing look before putting on the puppy dog eyes and fastening herself to his waist.

"Please may I have another slice of cake," He looked at her for a moment.

"One more slice…then teeth cleaned and bed…it's 10:30…" Jasper said with a smile, leading his niece over to the table with the cake on.

Soon the other's left and Alice ordered me off to bed.

"We'll tidy up…you go and relax…" She said shooing me and Jasper up the stairs. Once we reached our room I kicked off my heels with relief and grabbed my night gown.

"Hmm…I was thinking we may need to shower after all that dancing," Jasper said with a grin. I rolled my eyes.

"I somehow think Esme may implode if you say you need another sink," I pointed out with a chuckle. Jasper scoffed wrapping his arms around me with a smirk.

"On the bed then," He said pulling my top up slowly.

"Major Whitlock behave yourself," I said with a grin, "You're still not getting everything though,"

"Oh really? Well that's a shame because I was hoping to put Conner's gift to good use," Jasper said sarcastically pointing to the box of condoms next to the strawberry flavored body icing. I smirked picking up the icing.

"I never said we couldn't use this," I whispered pressed my lips against his.

"OH FOR GODS SAKE! I DON'T NEED TO SEE THIS!" I heard Edward's voice yell. I chuckled as me and Jasper crashed to the bed.

I slowly unbuttoned Jasper's shirt, kissing down the slither of exposed skin as I went. He growled softly pulling my tshirt fully from my body exposing my black lace bra which he skillfully unhooked.

"Behave yourself…" I whispered with a smirk as I unzipped his jeans. He frowned.

"I could say the same thing to you…" He said, quickly shutting up as I yanked his jeans and boxers off in one swift movement. I raised an eyebrow at his throbbing member.

"It doesn't take much to get you excited does it my kitty cat?" I said discarding my skinny jeans, leaving myself in my lace thong.

"I shall remind you that I haven't had sexual intercourse in a very long time…" He murmured clamping his eyes shut as I ran a finger along the vein, his hands clenching into fists.

"You're going to have to wait a little longer for that but…I'll relieve you every time you feel the need," I whispered taking him into my hand. He groaned louder than he expected as he slapped a hand over his mouth. He bit down on his knuckles as I moved my head closer to him after a minute or so of teasing him, running my hand in a slowly increasing pace along his length. I closed my mouth around the head, continuing my hand up him slowly, bringing my mouth down to meet my hand. I glanced up as I swirled my tongue around him to see his back arch as I flicked my tongue across his slit. I grinned to myself and moved my mouth and hand in rhythm, slowly picking up pace until I abandoned my hand completely, deep throating him at pace. Soon he let out a ripping growl and released. I swallowed running my tongue along his still slowly twitching member as I brought myself up to lie next to him.

Before I knew what had happened he was kissing me passionately his fingers hooked around my thong before he tore it from me and then proceeded to slowly trace a finger up and down my clit. My eyes rolled as he pressed against it gently, one finger tracing my lips. He sniggered at my reaction as his fingers thrust into me.

"J…Jasper…you tease," I breathed as he latched onto one of my nipples, flicking his tongue over it as he pumped his fingers in and out of my, abusing my clit as he went. I grasped handfuls of his hair into my fists as my back arched. His hands where so skillful, and I had never masturbated before the growing aching in me was too much, tying knots in my stomach I moaned loudly, biting my lip.

"Jasper…so…good," I breathed as he sucked on my sweet spot, my bare breasts pressing against his bare chest as I arched. My walls clamped around his fingers in a mind blowing orgasm, coating his fingers in my body's lubrication. I watched dazed as he withdrew his fingers from me, slowly licking the creamy fluid from them.

"Lizzie is a very very naughty girl," He hissed against my lips, kissing me passionately, making me taste myself as he tasted himself. Mixing our juices with our dancing tongues. Our games did not end there though.

I awoke the next morning, virginity still intact yet still able to taste strawberries. I hopped down the stairs two at a time.

"Morning Lizzie sweety what would you like for breakfast?" Esme asked once I reached the kitchen.

"Anything as long as it doesn't involve strawberries…" I said with a smile. Esme face bore a look of confusion, seeming to decide it was best not to ask. Edward couldn't seem to make eye contact with me when he entered the kitchen closely followed by Renesmee. Esme placed pancakes in front of me with golden syrup before leaving to go shopping.

"Uncle Jasper?" Renesmee said munching her own pancakes.

"Yes Nessie?" He said turning from the coffee maker to look at her.

"When is my cousin coming? You and Auntie Lizzie where making babies last night weren't you?" Edward's head turned exorcist style to look at his daughter. My jaw dropped and Jasper's face darkened.

"EMMMETT!" Jasper roared exiting the kitchen as Emmet's booming laughter faded into the distance.

"Nessie sweetie…Uncle Jasper and I haven't been…making babies," I said delicately. Although Nessie was physically more mature than her age, and mentally more mature in some areas she was just as clueless as any other five year old in the area of adult physical relationships. Nessie nodded slowly.

"Where do babies come from anyway? Is it like a kit you get?" My mouth opened and closed a few time and I looked to Edward. He looked as hopeless as me.

"Well…you know a chick comes from an egg and a plant comes from a seed? Well people are special as we come from both. The mummy has the egg and the daddy has the seed? And well…they give each other a very special cuddle and fit together like…puzzle pieces...and the daddy gives the mummy the seed and puts it in the egg in the mummy's tummy…and then a baby grows…" I said slowly and then nodded slowly, "Yep…that's how a baby is made," Nessie nodded slowly.

"How does the daddy put the seed in the mummy's tummy? Is there a little door?" Nessie said after a moments thought. Edward quickly silenced his daughter.

"Go brush your teeth…enough questions for one day," Edward said as Bella walked in looking confused.

"Why is Jasper kicking Emmett's butt on the front lawn?" Bella said as her daughter skipped past.

"Emmett told Nessie that Liz and Jaz where making babies last night so she asked when her cousin was coming…" Edward said. Bella's face darkened and she turned on her heel heading towards the front door.

"EMMETT CULLEN YOU ARE A DEAD MAN!" Me and Edward just laughed to each other.