"River." The Doctor ran up to her and embraced her. I left the two "love-birds" and walked to the base of the waterfall. I sat down in the shade and took in the immense beauty of this place. This part of the planet looked like back home, the pictures of Niagara Falls I had seen plastered all over the internet. It seemed peaceful and relaxing. I heard footsteps coming up behind me, so I leaned back to see the Doctor and this River, walking towards me in deep conversation. "Wow!" I remarked sarcastically, "You two look like an old married couple." I stopped grinning when the Doctor gave me a stern look. "Sorry. I didn't mean it like that…" I looked away, feeling pretty guilty with my last sarcastic comment.
"Anyway…" The Doctor began, "River, what exactly are you doing here?"
"Well, I was following the last coordinates of a star-liner, which of course lead me here." River explained.
"What were you looking for?" I asked, intrigued by River's story.
"I was actually chasing something." River replied, a smile creeping across her beautiful face.
"What now?" The Doctor reacted, "The Bogeyman?"
"Nice try." River smile kept growing. "There was something within that ship that I believe needs to be…" She continued to look towards the Doctor with affection. "Tamed."
"Stop it." The Doctor replied with a defining grin.
"Make me." River embraced him once again.
I looked on, making definite notes not to be in the same room as the Doctor when River was around. I cleared my throat and they separated instantly, realising that I was still standing next to them. "So…" I began, "What do we need to do?"
"You don't need to do anything," The Doctor stated, "You need to go and wait in the TARDIS."
"What?" I complained, "I thought this was meant to be a joint mystery, not just for one!"
"Sweetie…" River began, trying to draw the Doctor's attention.
"Kayla, back to the TARDIS, NOW!" The Doctor roared. I stared at him and never blinked. "Oh, alright." He shifted his glaze towards River. "Let's go."