"Stupid playboy, stupid Sephiroth, stupid shorts, stupid wind, stupid, stupid, stupid Joel and Robin with their bomb tricks!"

Anne stormed into her form room, with her bag with her school uniform in, in her athletics kit and drenched to the bone. Vincent eyed her and sighed.

"What's the story for today, Miss Lockhart?" he asked.

"Your son," Anne grumbled as she dropped her stuff by her desk.

Vincent blinked in alarm.

"That can't be possible," he frowned.

"Well he hired Robin to water bomb me so my shirt is see-through."

Her black sports bra was very obvious through her white shirt.

Sephiroth: 5

Anne: 2

Vincent cocked an eyebrow.

"Then change into your school uniform?"

"When Joel has stink bombed it? No way."

Vincent and Anne stared at each other long and hard.

"But you're too innocent to be hunted by Sephiroth," Vincent said in such a blunt tone which had the class roaring with laughter.

Anne pouted sulkily.

"Tastes change," she said moodily.

"…I will have a word with him when I get back home," Vincent nodded with a grunt "Don't sit down, you've already soaked the floor."

Anne huffed and folded her arms grumpily. Jade chuckled and threw her a towel.

"Here, honey," she said and helped Anne dry her hair "Let me help you."

Anne whined and grumbled as Jade carefully dried her.

"I hate Sephiroth," she whined for the seventy-eighth time.

"We know, dear," Jade sighed and squeezed the water out of Anne's hair "But really, he isn't that bad."

"You've been out with him. I don't want to go out with him."

Jade giggled and hugged her.

"You're just too cute~!" she sung "I can see why Sephiroth likes you."

"I'm too much of a virgin to even think of a boyfriend!" Anne whined and pushed Jade away.

"Aw, come on. You must have some crushes on some guys here."

Anne blushed softly and shrugged.

"Well…"

Jade listened intently as Anne whispered in her ear.

"I kind of like Sky."

Jade squealed and picked Anne up in a hug again.

"Oh, dearie why didn't you say so?!" she asked as she swung Anne around "I'll go and hook you two up right away!"

"Hey wait-!"

Anne watched as Jade dropped her, grabbed her stuff and shoot out of the classroom then sweatdropped.

Jade was one of those girls who was looking for love. She has tried every single guy that she's found and she seemed particularly interested in playboys. She's still a virgin though, so she isn't really labelled as the school whore. But she loves to be a matchmaker too, believing in that thing called true love which Anne was so against. The bell went and Anne marched out sharply with Jade's towel over her head, looking for Tifa.


"Hurry up, Sephiroth!" Lucrecia called as she placed her students' work in the car.

"Just give me a minute!" Sephiroth called over his shoulder before glaring at Cloud "I want to know everything about Anne."

"Why should I tell you anything?" Cloud folded his arms as he mirrored Sephiroth's glare.

"You're dating her sister now and there's the chance you'll get to know her if she'll be around her sister."

"Why not ask Genesis?"

"Genesis refused. And rather loudly."

Cloud folded his arms and held his glare.

"I am not acting as your spy," he said defiantly.

Sephiroth sighed and looked away until Cloud grabbed his arm.

"Look, I'm going to pass you to someone who might give you information about Anne because you seriously look like you need someone to calm you down," he said and leaned in "Why not try Zenna? She's one of Anne's closest friends. If not, just browse through the girls she's usually with. I'm pretty sure they'll be willing."

Sephiroth raised an eyebrow and smirked.

"I'll try," he said before walking off to the car, taking the back seat.

Vincent eyed him in his rear mirror as he strapped himself in his seat.

"Sephiroth, I need to talk to you," he said as he started the engine.

Sephiroth glanced at him then his eyes gleamed.

"Oh yes, Anne's in your form isn't she?" he smirked widely.

"Yes and as her form tutor, I'm going to talk to you about your…intentions at home," Vincent said as they left the school car park.

"Anne?" Lucrecia said and turned to look at Sephiroth "Anne Lockhart?"

Sephiroth nodded once and Lucrecia sighed while turning to the front.

"She's a shy one," she wagged her finger at him "Be sure to be careful with her. She's a delicate thing."

"He will not go anywhere near her," Vincent decided sharply "If you're going to have a girlfriend, you mustn't have one as vulnerable as Anne. I have enough trouble with her as her form tutor."

"You're no fun," Sephiroth sighed and folded his arms.

He leaned forward so that he could whisper in his father's ear.

"Or could it be that you're having an illegal relationship with her?" he murmured mischievously.

"Sephiroth Matthew Alexander Valentine, do not suggest such inappropriate things," Vincent barked sharply.

Sephiroth smirked wider and leaned back.

"Yes, dad," he mimicked in a childish voice.


"I don't want to be a practice dummy!" Anne whined as Tifa pulled her karate gloves on.

"Mum's cooking and Dad's busy," Tifa sighed and placed her hands on her hips with a frown.

"Well call Cloud round so he can be your practice dummy!" Anne shouted and stormed up to her bedroom, slamming the door loudly.

Tifa winced and sighed.

"Guess she found out," she muttered and pulled her phone out.

Anne, meanwhile, sat by her computer and began writing out her creative writing homework. The homework was a story which had to be at least a thousand words, the main character having to go through sibling problems. Anne felt her mind go into the clouds as she began to imagine her characters. She chose to make a girl named Florence who had three sisters and one brother. Anne closed her eyes and let her fingers tap away at the keyboard. Florence was twelve years old, at a new school and having problems with her elder sister, Jenna. Anne decided that she'd leave her homework at a cliff-hanger. She loved making her teacher jumpy and asking for more. It was fun. Sighing she leaned back and glanced at her note board. She had been selected to take part in the Saturday party this week and if she was going to play this dangerous game against Sephiroth, she'll flirt his socks off this weekend and score a few points for herself. What could possibly go wrong?