Sephiroth and Genesis sat at their usual table at the school bar, watching Flint and Dune, possibly the gayest boys in the school, dressed up as dames and entertaining the audience with silly jokes and stunts. Sephiroth snorted as Flint's ridiculously long flaming red hair accidentally got snagged in a piece of Dune's jewellery and they began to fuss and panic about their current situation. Genesis sighed as he sipped his Apple Glow when Dune began screaming at Flint for ruining his look and Flint began screaming at him for ruining his beautiful hair.

"Amateurs," Genesis scoffed as the audience laughed at the boys when they began slapping each other in a comical manner.

Sephiroth smirked at his best friend when Dune began tying Flint up with his own hair.

"Would you be a better dame?" he asked coolly "I haven't seen you in a dress before."

Genesis scowled and placed his mocktail down.

"I could be a dame if I wanted to," he boasted and tossed his auburn hair "I just haven't found the opportunity to yet."

Sephiroth grinned wider and sat back, picking up his Sorbet Lemonade Cooler.

"Why not volunteer for next week's party?" he proposed "I'm sure that will provide the opportunity for you to show off your…talents."

Genesis scoffed then paused when the audience clapped as Flint and Dune bowed after they ended their performance. He then smirked deviously and turned to Sephiroth.

"Alright," he said as the boys went offstage "I shall volunteer for participating in the next show, as long as you…" He leaned in and flicked Sephiroth's nose. "And three other lucky participants be part of my act." Sephiroth cocked an eyebrow, clearly not amused.

"I shall not dress up as a woman," he said sternly.

Genesis smirked and rested his face with his fist.

"I think it might score some more points with Miss Lockhart Junior," he said "She's a huge fan of yaoi, especially guys who dress up as dames."

Sephiroth paused and sighed as he thought about it. He wasn't doing too badly with the scores at the moment:

Anne: 4

Sephiroth: 9

Sephiroth chuckled as he remembered tripping Anne up in singing when she was wearing a skirt and got a nice glimpse of her childish polka dot underwear. She looked like she was about to cry when he complimented her choice in knickers and stormed off. He did get a scolding from Aerith who saw the whole thing and a lecture from Luna about Anne having Asperger Syndrome so she was more sensitive about her feelings.

"I'll think about it," he said after a while when Diana jogged out onto the stage with a list of the acts and a microphone.

"Well weren't those two beautiful elegant ladies quite a catch?" she grinned, making the audience laugh weakly "A spectacular start to our Saturday night too! Now, she's cute, she's pretty, she's surprisingly sexy and she's got an outrageous voice. You'd better hold onto your hats boys, and girls, she's the one to swing both ways…"

A few giggles appeared in the audience and Dianna sniggered softly.

"Give it up for Anne Lockhart!"

Sephiroth cocked an eyebrow and glanced at Genesis.

"She's bi?" he said.

Genesis shrugged.

"It appears so," he murmured as the lights dimmed and music began playing.

Anne opened her eyes as the spotlight went on her and began singing, arms spread out widely as she smiled warmly. Sephiroth and Genesis perked up when they saw what she was wearing. A pale pink dress that started above her breasts and stopped below her hips. It hugged her figure, showing her curves off and with every move she did whilst she was singing, Sephiroth kept on thinking that her dress would both slip down and show her breasts or ride up to get another glimpse of her knickers.

Sephiroth: 9

Anne: 5

"Sephiroth?" Genesis muttered as he himself discovered that he couldn't take his eyes off Anne "Are you feeling as uncomfortable as I am right now?"

"Yes, Genesis," Sephiroth sweatdropped as he felt really uncomfortable down south.

Sephiroth: 9

Anne: 6

"Oh no, she's going to tour the audience," Genesis groaned as Anne took off the microphone from its stand and got off the stage after the first chorus.

Anne smiled as she sat on the table that Angeal, Loz and Rude were around. She leaned in and began flirting with them slightly, giving Sephiroth a small jab of jealousy. He then began glowering properly when she moved to the next table with Zack, Aerith, Tifa and Cloud.

Sephiroth: 9

Anne: 7

Genesis scooted as far away from Anne as possible when she arrived at their table, having no desire to be flirted by a little terror like her. Sephiroth cocked an eyebrow at her challengingly as she leaned in and pouted softly while starting the second chorus. It was then that Sephiroth smelt her perfume. DKNY apple perfume, a personal favourite of his. The little vixen…

Sephiroth: 9

Anne: 8

Anne grabbed him by the front of his collar and pulled him onto his feet, hooking a leg around his waist and pressing them together. This didn't affect him so he grabbed her by the hips and pressed them together harder. Anne missed a note when that happened but kept her cool as a heavy blush appeared on her face.

Sephiroth: 10

Anne: 8

Sephiroth just didn't expect her comeback to be so…playful. The next thing he knew his nipple got twisted.

Sephiroth: 10

Anne: 9

Anne shoved her hip into him to push him away.

Sephiroth: 10

Anne: 10

Then she extended her leg so her bare foot was square on his chest and he was pushed back into his seat.

Sephiroth: 10

Anne: 11

And he saw that she was wearing nothing underneath so got a glimpse of her…ahem.

Sephiroth: 10

Anne: 12

Anne winked as she continued her song while the audience laughed at her little act. Sephiroth grabbed his drink and downed it to ignore the humiliation, cursing softly when he remembered that it was non-alcoholic. Anne had a devious smirk on her face as Genesis watched her dance a musical break with Mako.

"I have just realised that I have only been receiving the tame behaviour of Devil Annabelle Susanna Lockhart," he said as he cocked an eyebrow at her behaviour with the cold-hearted photographer.

Sephiroth glanced up at the performance and glowered at Mako who looked like he was simply devouring Anne.

Sephiroth: 10

Anne: 13

Sephiroth's hand twitched as he beckoned Hikari who was currently on waiting duty.

"Are you sure you don't sell alcohol?" he asked her discretely.

Hikari smirked and sighed while shaking her head.

"I'll get you something for free then," she said with a smile "You wouldn't want to get on Anne's bad side, I can tell you that."

As she walked off, Genesis leaned in.

"Anne had a bit of a freak out one time and Hikari was on the receiving end," he explained her words.

Sephiroth raised his eyebrows in alarm.

"So that's why she had two black eyes and a bruise on her neck when we met up," he said and Genesis blinked as the song ended.

"Hikari was going out with you when it happened?" he said tilting his head to the side.

"Yes, she didn't want to talk about it," Sephiroth murmured "I didn't know she was close with Anne."

Genesis grimaced.

"Yes, Anne has her phases when stress gets to her or if her hormones get to her. I think it's time for you to move target before you seriously get hurt."

Wait, why did Genesis care about Sephiroth targeting Anne? Oh yes, he didn't want his best friend being humiliated even further by being beaten up by a girl. Yes, that was the reason. But Sephiroth just shrugged him off with a knowing smirk.

"She," he said pointing to Anne as she bowed to the applauding audience and retreated offstage "is going to regret that she showed me what she has to offer."

Hikari came back with his free drink as he chuckled and Genesis pulled an unsure face. What could his best friend be possibly planning?