We're Wizards, Not Warriors: What If
Volume 6:
Chapter 29: The What?!
5 weeks later….
We see Marek running after Chiquis, the two were playing.
Marek laughed as he chased his bird.
Chiquis chirped.
Marek kept giggling.
Chiquis chirped as they kept flying.
They looked back at Marek as they flew.
Marek kept running after his pet bird. He enjoyed doing this with the tiny bird.
Chiquis then let out a cry of pain as he crashed into a stop sign!
Marek gasped in fear as he quickly ran to his pet as they fell to the ground.
Marek said in a worried tone, "Chiquis! Chiquis!?"
Chiquis chirped in pain. Chiquis was shaking.
Marek whispered, "hang on tight, little guy. I'll get you some help."
Marek quickly ran back to the ship.
He used his Selphur abilities to get there as fast as possible.
"DADDIES! Help", Marek shouted.
His father's quickly ran to Marek
Sam asked, "Marek? Sweetie, what's wrong?"
Marek said, "Chiquis is hurt!"
Marek showed his father's his pet bird.
Sam said, "we better take him to the medical bay."
Sam picked up Chiquis into his hands. He carried the tiny thing to the medical bay.
Chiquis kept shaking and chirping.
Sam whispered, "it's okay you'll be all better soon."
Sam placed Chiquis on top of the medical bed.
Chiquis was starting to shake violently.
Marek began crying.
Sam said, "One-One. Do a quick scan."
One-One quickly scanned Chiquis.
Hordak held Marek, as he tried to comfort his son.
Soon the scan finished.
Marek whimpered, "is Chiquis okay?"
Sam said, "looks like he broke most of his bones. Best option to either bandage him up…. Or give him a transfusion."
Marek asked, "a transfusion?"
Sam nodded and said, "the same thing me and your aunt, uncle and grandparents went through."
Marek asked, "what is the chance of Chiquis living if he is bandaged instead?"
Sam said, "less likely."
Marek whimpered.
He said, "please…. Save him."
Sam pats Marek's head.
Sam said, "we'll do all we can. One-One, begin the transfusion."
"Yes master Sam", One-One said.
One-One hooked Chiquis up to a machine.
The transfusion began.
Marek watched in worry.
Hordak held Marek, as he comforted his little boy.
He hated seeing him so distressed.
"Chiquis", Marek whimpered.
Hordak said, "he'll be okay; I promise."
Marek hugged his father.
Hordak held Marek close.
"The transfusion is done", One-One said.
Marek quickly ran to see how his little buddy was doing.
Chiquis was still lying down on the medical bed.
Marek asked, "is he okay?"
"He's okay, he's just asleep", One-One said.
Marek sighed in relief.
"Thank you so much", Marek said.
One-One said, "it was no trouble, Marek."
Marek smiled.
He was happy that Chiquis would be okay.
Chiquis then began to wake up.
Marek smiled in excitement.
Chiquis chirped.
Marek said, "hey buddy."
Chiquis quickly stood up and bounced towards Marek.
Marek giggled in joy.
Chiquis chirped as they nuzzled Marek's cheek.
Marek smiled from ear to ear.
Marek picked up Chiquis and held him close.
He whispered, "I'm so glad you're okay."
Chiquis chirped in joy.
Marek giggled yet again.
The six fathers smiled at their son. They were happy to see Marek in a better mood.
Marek then went over to hug his fathers. They happily hugged their son.
"Thank you so much daddies", Marek said.
Sam said, "it was no problem, sweety."
Marek smiled in joy. He was overjoyed right now.
….
A few minutes later….
Sam and his husbands were in their room, sewing clothes for their kids.
They were exceptionally gifted at sewing.
Lucifer was crafting some new bows for the girls. The girls really seemed to love those bows.
Sam was sewing some dresses and clothes for the kids. Like cooking, he had immense skill when it came to sewing.
Sam hummed as he kept sewing.
He was smiling the whole time.
He was imagining his little babies in the clothes he was sewing.
It was gonna be so adorable!
Hordak asked, "do you think Marek will like the bow I made for him?"
His husbands all nodded.
"It's gonna look so cute on Marek", Prime said.
Lucifer said, "utterly adorable."
"I agree", Adam said.
"Me too", Alastor said.
Sam said, "as do I."
In a few minutes the six father's finished sewing.
The outfits all looked amazing.
The six father's took the clothes to their kids' rooms.
When they got there, they saw their kids were all taking a nap.
They smiled at how adorable they all were.
KeeKee was curled by Charlie's feet.
Chiquis snuggled up on Marek's pillow.
Gizmo was curled up beside Sasha's bed.
The kids were all hugging their plushies close as they slept.
The six father's placed their kids' new clothes on top of a drawer.
They smiled as they quietly left the room.
After making it back to their room,the husbands were in thought.
Sam asked, "so what do you wanna do my loves?"
Lucifer said, "well, we wanted to show you some memories from an incident we went through in Nevada."
"Then let's watch it! I have been wanting to know the full incident in Nevada", Sam said.
Sam's husbands all nodded.
Prime brings out the control.
He said, "this is gonna be a wild one."
Prime presses play, and they begin to watch the memories….
….
We then see a base in the state of Nevada. It looked heavily fortified.
We then see some guards with some dogs. They were patrolling the area.
The dogs then started to bark. They heard something!
The guard then shined the Light on something and it turned out to be…. Another dog.
He whispered, "what the…."
The dog was just sitting there. And it kept staring at the guard.
The husky dog began to whine. He seemed afraid.
"Well, looks I better get this one back to the other dogs", the guard said.
The guard went towards the dog.
The dog whimpered, but the guard pets the dog to calm them down.
He said, "it's okay, boy."
The Husky Dog then tilted their head and then rubbed their head against the guards' hand.
….
The guard then places the Husky Dog inside a dog kennel, with the other dogs.
It looked around at all the other dogs.
The dogs all backed themselves into the corner. They were afraid of the newcomer.
The husky dog looked around. They gingerly sniffed the air.
The Husky dog laid in the middle of the kennel.
They seemed rather peaceful.
But then they overheard the guard talking with someone.
"Hey, I just found one of the dogs outside."
"Which one?"
"The husky."
"... there's no husky here."
The husky dog then began to shake, causing the other dogs to bark loudly.
Two guards came running over.
They opened the gate and shined the light right on the husky.
It growled as it began to take on the shape of a beast.
The guards stepped back in shock.
The beast let out a roar.
The guards aimed their guns at it.
The beast snarled as he slowly approached.
"Shoot it you idiots! That's them!"
Standing there…. Was a younger Belos!
The beast snarled as it jumped up onto the ceiling.
They roared again!
Belos grabbed his gun and began to shoot the beast!
The beast then grabbed a rock and threw it at Belos' balls!
Belos shouted in pain as he clutched his balls.
The beast let out a snicker and quickly ran off.
Belos growled, "after that…. Thing!"
The guards ran after the beast!
The guard asked, "what the hell is that thing!?"
Belos growled, "some sort of alien beast!"
As they ran, they couldn't see the beast anywhere.
It had seemingly vanished.
Belos took out his walkie talkie and began to warn the base to be on the alert.
He said, "red alert. There's a hostile creature in the base!"
The alarms began blaring.
"Put the base on lockdown", Belos shouted.
The various doors and windows began to lock up.
"Find that beast and destroy it", Belos shouted.
….
In another part of the base.
We see a younger Dooku in a room full of agents and guards.
He said, "this creature seems to be able to shapeshift. Thus, we will be doing a blood test to make sure none of us are the alien."
"I don't think this idea is good", Kikimora said.
"And just to make sure no one tries to escape, Maul will tie you all to the chairs", Dooku said.
Everyone in the room groaned as Maul smirked. Maul began to tie everyone down to the chairs. He kept grinning as he did so.
"This is stupid", Terra muttered.
After everyone was tied down, Dooku began to take blood samples from everyone.
Everyone was pissed off about the situation.
"This is stupid", John muttered.
Another agent named Carpenter nodded.
Kikimora asked, "how in the Hell will you know if one of us is an alien?"
Dooku held up a hot needle.
He said, "normal human blood won't react violently to this."
Dooku tested his blood first with the hot needle and nothing happened.
Dooku then tested Maul's blood with the hot needle.
Nothing.
Dooku then began to do the same thing to everyone's blood.
"This is dumb, this blood test doesn't prove a thing", Kikimora said.
Dooku said, "quiet. If you're human, you'll have nothing to worry about."
Dooku then held up both John and Carpenter's blood, as he moved the hot needle towards them…. It reacted violently!
Dooku jumped backwards in fear and shock!.
John and Carpenter began to shake violently.
Everyone who was tied up tried to shake out of their bonds.
The two aliens began to turn into their true forms.
"Burn them", Kikimora shouted.
Maul ran to grab a flamethrower!
They then began to merge into something.
Some twisted form!
The alien's two faces were merged.
Like they were split and fused down the middle.
Maul quickly aimed the flamethrower at the aliens.
He growled, "your move."
The fused aliens growled.
Their eyes glanced everywhere.
Then something fell on top of Maul!
A floor vent!
The fused aliens took the chance to jump into the vent.
Dooku yelled, "shoot the vents!"
"We can't, we're tied up", Terra said.
Kikimora yelled, "dumbass!"
Dooku groaned.
As did Maul.
We then see the fused aliens in the vents.
They groaned, "this is bullshit."
"Find them!"
The fused aliens looked down an open vent to see Belos.
They looked around and saw a hammer in the vent. They smirked and got an idea.
Belos was looking around to see if he could spot the aliens.
Suddenly, the hammer hit him in the balls!
Belos yelled, "FUCK! Who threw that!?"
The fused aliens quickly made their escape.
They heard the alarm had stopped.
They knew they had to be cautious.
"Alastor? Luci?"
The aliens looked up upon hearing their names.
They saw Hordak and Prime.
They smiled in relief when they saw them.
The two quickly unfused.
Lucifer and Alastor crawled over to their lovers.
The four husbands kissed.
They were all relieved to see one another.
The four husbands broke the kiss.
"We gotta get outta here", Alastor said.
Hordak said, "we can all agree on that."
"Thankfully, I made a call to One-One before we got captured", Prime said.
Lucifer said, "thank God. When will he be here?"
"He should be waiting outside the base, he said he sent someone in to help us escape", Prime said.
Alastor said, "that's a relief."
Some beeping was heard and the group turned around to see a small droid.
They all said, "Lola?"
Lola beeped as she flapped her wings.
She floated over to her alien owners.
Lola landed on Prime's hands and she beeped.
Prime asked, "really? You managed to hack into the base?"
Lola gave a small nod.
"Then let's get out of here", Alastor said.
Lucifer said, "lead the way, Lola."
Lola beeped. She began to do just that.
"Before we leave…. Let's leave Belos one last surprise", Lucifer said.
The others smiled and smirked.
….
Belos was growing more angry as he searched the Hallways.
He growled, "where! Are! They!"
Belos then enters a room and finds a strange box in the middle of it.
He whispered, "what the Hell?"
Belos walks over to the box.
A crank on the box began to wind up.
Belos' hand went to his gun.
He was ready to shoot.
The box then opened…. And a fist hit Belos in the balls!
Belos shouted, "WHY!?"
He collapsed onto his side.
….
Outside….
We see Lola leading the baeliens to the cloaked ship.
Lucifer said, "we're home free!"
"Hopefully we never see those jerks again", Alastor said.
The others all nodded in agreement.
The four husbands then get onto the ship….
Prime said, "let's get the Hell outta here!"
"Roger", One-One said.
The ship began to take off.
….
"Woah, that was quite an escape, you four had", Sam said.
Adam nodded in agreement.
"Well the fun part was we got to hit Belos in the balls various times", Alastor said.
All of them nodded.
"Well after that, we moved to Lakeshore", Prime said.
Hordak said, "and the rest is basically history."
Sam and Adam smiled.
Adam said, "well, we're glad it all led to this moment."
Alastor, Lucifer, Prime and Hordak smiled.
They each gave Sam and Adam a kiss.
Sam and Adam smiled into the kisses
It was heavenly.
….
Sam was looking on his phone, all the updates on Humans and the Selphur's have been getting along.
That was good.
Sam loved to watch videos of the Selphur's reacting to movies from earth.
It was quite funny.
"Hello Little Imp."
Sam turned around to see his husbands carrying bags.
Sam asked, "what's in the bags?"
"New dresses…. And new lingerie", Alastor said.
Sam grew hard in an instant.
"And to make it even more fun…. Let's all try these dresses…. While fused together", Prime said.
Sam said, "I'm game."
Sam jumped towards his husbands.
They began to fuse together.
At first there was a slime blob, but then it slowly formed into Sadastordakrime. They smirked as they looked in the mirror.
"Gorgeous", Sadastordakrime whispered.
They then made sure to lock the door.
Now…. Dress up time!
Sadastordakrime then picked up the first dress.
It was a sparkling red dress.
Sadastordakrime then quickly puts on the dress.
They smirked as they gave a sexy pose.
Then they quickly shapeshifted into their female form.
They looked even BETTER!
Sadastordakrime giggled as they touched their hips-
They cocked one and winked at the mirror.
"Let's keep trying our new dresses on like this", Sadastordakrime said.
And that they did.
This went on for a while.
Then they got to the lingerie.
All sorts of skimpy pieces of lingerie.
They tried each of them on.
Then they got to the last Lingerie.
A purple corset with a black bra and panties.
Sadastordakrime smirked.
They said, "I look HOT in this."
Sadastordakrime then cocked a hip.
They said, "imagine how many young men would beg for a piece of THIS."
Sadastordakrime giggled after they said that. It was funny but true.
Sadastordakrime danced seductively in front of the mirror.
Like an erotic belly dancer.
They placed their hands on where their breasts are.
They were oh so sensitive.
Sadastordakrime laid down on the bed as they kept touching their breasts.
They moaned lightly.
"One day we have to try to pleasure ourselves while fused like this", Sam said in their shared mind.
The others in their mind all agreed.
"Well, on our world, there are certain objects and tech for when a Selphur wants to pleasure themself", Lucifer said in their mind.
Sam wasn't quite into that though.
He said in their mind, "do we really need that kind of stuff? The sex is already amazing. I don't think it needs improvement."
Prime said in their minds, "Sam's got a point. Plus…. Selphur sex toys aren't all they're cracked up to be when we shapeshift our bodies to do pretty much anything."
"I agree with you two", Hordak said in their minds.
Lucifer said, "it's fine. Just a suggestion."
Sadastordakrime then picked up a blanket to cover themselves.
They snuggled up under it.
Then they fell asleep.
A perfect way to end the day.
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Reviews:
SuperSentai199: same here. Such a fun chapter to write.
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