A/N: I don't know if these sorts of meetings actually occur within these countries, but you get the idea :P

Disclaimer: I don't own hetalia

D is for Ducks

(country names to start because the countries are kinda prominent in the start)

It was the time of year when Germany would host all of the other countries who spoke German as their official language at his house for a week of meetings. Prussia, Switzerland, Austria and Liechtenstein were often the only people invited, but in more recent years Germany's list of invitees broadened and this time Belgium and Hungary were also added to the list.

It was early morning and Vash and Elizabeta were sitting together downstairs; they were talking quietly about various things to do with the meetings. Vash was sitting staring at the window with a gun resting by the arm of the plush green armchair he was sitting in. Elizabeta was sitting cross legged in the one opposite him, her own gun sitting on her lap the way Vash normally held his. They were both sipping creamy hot cocoa from mugs as they conversed. The house was completely silent save from their quite speech until…

THUD

THUD

THUD

They both looked up to see Gilbert emerge from the bottom of the stairs, holding a sack filled with something.

"Oh, hey you two." He smirked, trying to hide the sack behind his back.

"Hey Gil-" Eliza began.

"What's in the sack." Vash cut through her and cut straight to the point.

"What sack? I see no sack!" Gil cried and the pair saw him shove it up the back of his shirt and then towards the front and ran out the door.

"TellLuddyI'mGoingOutToGetMapleSyrupAndDon'tFollow MeWithYourGunsKThanksBye!" he crowed as he darted.

"I don't know why you put up with him by choice. Ludwig has no choice as his bruder but you're his girlfriend so-"

"He's a dumbkopf but I love him." Elizabeta sighed, before standing up and making her way towards her coat, setting her gun and her cocoa on the table.

"Hey, he said not to follow him." Vash smiled small-ly as he stood.

"Well, he said not to follow him with our guns. Besides, if I follow him on my own I can probably find out what he's doing, seeing as I live with him and all."

"That's true. I'll tell the others where you two went." He frowned as he heard stirring from above. "If Gilbert woke up Lily I'll shoot his head off."

"Yeah but then you'd ruin Ludwig's carpets, and with his OCD he'll probably kill you." She smirked. "See you in a bit."

"Yeah bye."

She made her way outside and looked around. She saw him making his way down the hill towards the village. He was easily recognized by his hair which he had now put a beanie over trying to camoflague, but Elizabeta noticed Gilbird flying around him and pinpointed him easily. She silently looked around for any means of catching up to him, and saw Emma's bike leaning against the fence. Knowing her friend wouldn't mind, she slipped onto it and began to follow him down the hill.

She followed him towards the park and eventually saw him at the duck pond, breaking off bread and throwing it to the ever happy quacking birds in the water. Gilbird was pecking on his own piece at his owner's feet.

"Gilbert?" Eliza frowned. He tensed and turned.

"E-Eliza!" he yelped, his eyes widened.

"Why are you feeding the ducks?"

"Because the little kids won't let me!"

"Huh?"

"Their moms won't let me go near the duck pond because of my eyes or something. Also, they seem to think I'm a pervert, which is not awesome."

"Right." Eliza looked at her boyfriend.

"Wanna feed them with me? You were saying I never do anything romantic."

"Nope, we're going back so you can apologize for waking everybody up."

"But I want to feed the ducks!"

Elizabeta grabbed her boyfriends wrists and grabbed the bike and began to drag both of them up the hill. Some of the mothers from the village had arrived with their children, and were all of a sudden keeping their children close to them.

"I AM NOT A PERVERT!" he screeched to them as his girlfriend dragged him away.

"Well now you can't feed the ducks because they're here now."

"But the ducks-"

"NO!" Eliza frowned at him. They were almost at the hill that led to Ludwig's house.

"Fine, but I'll wheel the bike back for you. He sighed, dumping the sack of bread in the basket and Gilbird sat ontop of the sack, nibbling at the beach crumbs.

"Hope you can do it one handedly, I'm not letting go until we get back so you don't go terrorizing the village."

"But-"

"No buts."

"Aww."

They walked in silence until they were almost at the house.

"Why is Vash standing outside the house with his gun?"

"He said he'd kill you if you woke up Lily."