New chapter for you guys today, as of now the pairings are uncertain. Someone reviewed and he had a point that I was making this too vanilla in the way the plot progressed. I plan on remedying that. I don't own either animes. I also plan on adding an OC or two.

"Where the fuck is the front door?" Naruto hissed quietly. He felt like they'd been walking in circles for hours.

"It'll just be a few more steps, Naruto-kun" Saeko tried to hush the blonde shinobi.

True to her word, the front door lie in front of them, the only problem was the massive fucking horde of zombies that had decided to gather there.

"Really? Just fucking really?" Naruto stomped towards the group of forty and up zombies with steam coming from his ears.

"Naru-!" Rei began to yell before Saya slapped her hand over her mouth.

"Get the fuck out of my way you rotting, skin sucking, marrow guzzling, undead pieces of horse shit!" Naruto bellowed and charged forward with his sword, blue energy dripping from it. It was like a switch had been flicked on in his head as he mercilessly cut through the undead.

"My God, what the Hell is he?" Kohta's jaw dropped at the display of pure power and skill.

Strings of curses floated through the air and made every girl blush; his tirade was vulgar and raw as he was genuinely sick of dealing with these monsters for today.

"Fucking putrid, limb biting, slowly rotting, poorly dressed, moaning, slouching, motherfuckers. I'M GONNA SEND YOU ALL TO HELL!" Naruto's blue energy had been dyed purple from the blood mixing with the blue.

"Should we hel-" Takashi began.

"No" was the group's answer.

*Twenty Minutes Later*

"Got a one?" Shizuka asked.

"Go Fish" Saya stared at her cards and tried to tune out the roars and squelches that accompanied Naruto tearing the bodies apart.

Saeko was watching in fascination and slight arousal, Takashi was vomiting, Rei was copying Takashi, and Kohta had wet himself a little.

"I think he's almost done" Kohta saw his history teacher's head fly past him and slam into the wall hard enough to chip the concrete.

It took a few more minutes but finally the sounds of death quieted down to Naruto breathing heavily out of his nose and mouth.

"Let's get to the bus, eh?" he smiled and skipped out the door.

"I swear he's fucking bi-polar" Takashi scratched the back of his head in confusion.

Shizuka, in her busty glory, bounced her way towards the bus while jingling the keys merrily. That image alone made two of the three boy's 'soldiers' stand at attention.

'Down! Down I say! I command you!' Takashi mentally yelled at himself.

'Oh, not now!' Kohta cried silently.

The bus rumbled to life as Shizuka started the engine. She was about to drive away when Takashi yelled for her to stop.

"There are people coming!" Kohta began laying down covering fire with his nail-gun.

"Shido…" the name left Rei's mouth like an acid. She ordered Shizuka to drive. Now.

"No, we save all we can!" Naruto barked and began firing his revolver.

The group was getting closer when a student tripped and went down, rolling his ankle. He howled in pain and reached his hand out for Mr. Shido in hopes he would be helped up.

"The weak have no place in this world" Shido raised his foot and brought it down, hard, on the poor teen's face.

Glass shattered and entered his eyes, his nose broke, and the plastic of his frames stuck in his cheek.

Naruto saw every last moment and his blood began to boil. With a roar, he launched himself from the bus with enough force to almost flip it on its side. He appeared beside the boy and grabbed his shoulders.

"I've got you" he whispered in his ear before grabbing Shido and dragging him to the bus.

The boy was crying with pain, blood mixed with the tears and that further added to Naruto's rage as he threw Shido into the side of the bus.

"YOU FUCKING COWARD! HOW COULD YOU EVER FUCKING DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT?!" Naruto got in Shido's face, sword cutting a line across his cheek.

"I-it's sur-survival of the fittest" Shido whimpered like a scared child.

"Well then why are you here? The ruthless always die, killed by the people they stop on and over to get where they want to be" Naruto cut a deep gouge in Shido's lip.

"I'm trying to preserve our species survival" Shido tried to act like a holier-than- thou, white knight but Naruto wasn't going to buy it.

"What's the point of saving the human race if you lose your humanity in the process? Without that…we're just hollow people" Naruto released Shido, but not before promising death when his usefulness was all used up.

The poor student's cries had been reduced to muffled sniffles as glass fell from his ruined eyes and face.

Naruto sighed,' Kyuubi.'

'Hmm? What do you need, Kit?' his inner fox rumbled in his deep voice.

'I want to help him' Naruto stared at the wounded boy. A certain feeling of kinship echoed through Naruto's subconscious as he too had been almost blinded as a child.

'It won't be easy. You'll be out of it for a few hours. Then again, Kami wants to have a word with you' Kyuubi began gathering chakra into Naruto's fingers.

"What is your name?" Naruto lifted the boy's face.

"Haru Usagi" the boy whispered through torn lips. Naruto looked him over, black hair that almost covered his eyes, a decent build, and bloody eyes that looked up at him sightlessly.

"Haru, I'm going to fix you…but there may be some…alterations" Naruto placed his hand over Haru's scalp.

"Please, I just want to see" Haru begged and pushed against the hand.

"As you wish" Naruto unleashed Kyuubi's chakra into Haru's own. Crimson energy swirled like an angry Thunder God and surged into the wounded boy's system.

A few moments later, Naruto heard Kami's voice.

'Sleep, my champion.'

Naruto did just that.

*Plain of Eternity*

"So you've finally arrived" Kami's voice tinkled like delicate glass.

Naruto groaned and opened his eyes to see he was back in that field of flowers.

Naked.

Again.

"Is this just a fun thing for you to do? Other people read or put together puzzles. You strip me naked" Naruto sat up.

"It's a fun hobby, not like you're complaining."

"What did you need?" Naruto sat up and tried not to blush as he stared at Kami's naked form. He cursed his perverted sensei for corrupting a part of his mind.

"Konoha's fate lies in your hands" Kami opened a window to view his universe.

His village looked the same, save for the group of ninja gathered around the gallows. Danzo, the old war hawk, looked on in a malicious glee. Today he would be rid of multiple pains in his ass.

The Rookie 9, Anko, Kakashi, and Tsunade had nooses around their necks, the rest of the shinobi in the crowd looked on in tears. All felt helpless that they could do nothing to stop Danzo; every attempt had cost the lives of shinobi that had gone to do battle with the tyrant.

The civilians cheered as Danzo went on with his list of 'crimes' the condemned had committed against Konoha.

"Do you destroy them, or do you spare them again?" Kami gripped Naruto's hand.

"Save the shinobi…get them to Suna, somehow. I don't care how…I want to be the one who destroys it" Naruto shook with rage. He had defended them, allowed them to continue existing. Now that was about to change.

In a flash of white, Kami appeared in front of the crowd and scowled deeply.

"Pereat morbi filios et filias. Lorem ipsum, et percute manu Dei nunc!" she shouted and brought her hands together. Flames danced around the stage as the shinobi disappeared and the civilians remained.

"Today, today Konoha burns!" an angry voice called from the sky.

"What was that?"

"Where are the ninja? They're supposed to protect us!"

One by one, the fear began to seep deeply into the crowd. A blue supernova erupted above them, growing bigger until it began to burn deep into their eyes.

"THIS VILLAGE IS NO MORE! Fuck You Style: Great Kami Bomb Rasengan!" Naruto rocketed from the sky fast enough to break the sound barrier.

"It's the demon brat!" Danzo tried to use his Sharingan to control him, but failed miserably.

"Judgment Day is here, motherfuckers! And you failed!" Naruto's swirling chakra buried itself deep into the ground, rocks taking out people in the crowd.

Pure fucking anarchy soon followed.

The earth itself began to twist around the chakra, tearing great chunks of land off and hurtling them into the sky.

"Kami bomb, break!" Naruto snapped his fingers and grinned when the energy split apart and sank farther into the earth.

Magma erupted from deep within the crust of the earth and poured towards the crowd. Konoha's fall had finally come as the chakra finally detonated, more powerful than anything since The Sage of Six Paths had battled.

Blue chakra destroyed Konoha and every person in it. Men, women, and children. That fact hit Naruto like a house. He had sacrificed the children to finally wipe this scourge of humanity out. He would reflect on that later, now was the time to escape as Konoha was torn apart molecule by molecule.

When the attack finally died off…all that was left was a crater. No grass, trees, rocks, homes, bones, blood, organs.

Nothing.

Konoha was finally gone.

Good? Good. See you later bros.

(Pereat morbi filios et filias. Lorem ipsum, et percute manu Dei nunc!)

"Perish, sons and daughters of disease. Your time is up, and the hand of God will now strike!"