Disclaimer: I do not own 'Naruto' or 'Soul Eater'

Story Start.

"Damn that witch." Naruto muttered as they were forced to walk miles to the nearest city. Naruto could already understand why Tsubaki enjoyed his back rubs so much. Carrying these things on her chest was killer on the back. Naruto sweat dropped when he saw Tsubaki's hands running over his body in weird ways, it was weird to watch yourself feel your own muscles. Unlike her Naruto had actually turned into a girl multiple times so this was not nearly as bad to him.

"You know... this may be a good chance to walk a mile in each others shoes." Tsubaki said helpfully and Naruto sighed at the point she made. He was just glad that they had kept their positions as Meister and Weapon the same. Though Tsubaki in Naruto's body turned into a different weapon than in her own body.

"You say that now, but just wait until one of us has to use the bathroom." Naruto pointed out and Tsunaki stopped walking and a horrofied expression took over Naruto's body's face. That would be so humiliating, and the fact that Naruto seemed undisturbed by it made her question his sanity again. Then again, he was one of the most laid back people she knew, so this was not going to affect them when all they had to do was defeat the Witch to turn them back to normal.

"...How are we going to find the Witch?" Tsubaki asked after some silence, Naruto gave her a grin and pointed into the sky in the distance. She looked and saw a speck heading towards them at a fast pace, and raised one of Naruto's eyebrows.

"Remember, she is hunting souls of the people she makes switch places. It was obvious she was going to come for us anyway, all we had to do was wait long enough and she would do the finding for us." Naruto pointed out with a grin, while in the air they had a disadvantage, but with their feet firmly on the ground winning would be a piece of cake. Even in each others bodies they were still both trained as ninja to be able to adapt to any situation and since they new each other well they could still resonate souls. Tsunaki nodded in Naruto's body and with a glow Naruto saw his body turn into a Demon Windmill Shuriken instead of Tsubaki's normal Fuma Shuriken form. Naruto gripped the weapon by the ring and put his other hand inside of Tsubaki's Shuriken pouch and tensed Tsubaki's body in preperation to fight.

Naruto was hoping that the Witch was stupid because other wise this plan would never work on her.

"Oh goody that you survived, and here I thought you would have died." Twisty Hearts said in her playfuk voice when she got close enough to talk to them. Naruto grinned and noded to the Witch in Tsubaki's body. Raising his arm with Tsubaki he threw her at amazing speeds at the Witch, but she flew around Tsubaki.

"Missed me missed me, now you have to kiss me!" She said happily while the Kishin Egg holder shook his head from behind her and wished he had the ability to talk. The Witch put her hand to her mouth and blew Naruto a heart shaped kiss that soared at him and exploded when it hit the ground.

"Kiss this!" Naruto yelled as he three over a dozen regular shuriken at the Witch at even faster speeds than he threw Tsubaki earlier. Though that mattered little to the Witch who just flew around them, the shuriken kept going until the flew to Tsubaki's flew form. With a twitch of his finger Naruto had the ninja wire connected to shuriken go through the ring on Naruto's transformed body.

"Soul Resonance! Long Distance Shuriken Dance!" Naruto and Tsubaki yelled as one and the Witch looked at Naruto in a confused manner before her gaze shifted to a shining light behind her and she saw a extremely colorful glowing shuriken with lengthened bladed coming backl towards her and the Kishin Eggs holder. She was about to fly away before broom refused to move, looking down in panic she saw her belived broom had wire wrapped it.

Deciding that her broom was not worth her life she leaped down onto the ground right as the Soul Shuriken cut right threw her minion and her broom. The two broken pieces of the broom fell to the ground while the Kishin Egg Holder turned completely b;ack and his body disappeared to reveal the Red Stone covered Kishin Egg Soul.

"Smart you may be... but you have yet to play with me." The Witch yelled angrily as Naruto in Tsubaki's body caught the Shuriken and it turned back to normal now that it's job was done. Naruto smirked at the Witch at ruining her only advantage in the battle. Without that broom she was unable to fly away.

"Play with you I will, but I play to kill." Naruto rhymed as Twisty Heart lowered her hood to reveal pink hair and pink eyes shaped like hearts glaring at him. Naruto saw the Witch make a heart with her hands and pointed the open area of it at the two of them.

"Love Hearts Love Hearts, Loving Heart Bullet!" The heart Witch yelled as a pink heart shaped beam rushed at Naruto at high speeds. Naruto gave Tsubaki a mental command and she used Naruto's body to tranform into a smoke bomb with blond hair and a smiling face. Naruto raised it above his head and slammed it into the ground so that the area was covered in smoke.

'Tsubaki - Dummy Mode' Naruto ordered quietly to the standing vision of himself next to him. Tsubaki nodded and she was surronded by leafs until they revealed her tranformed into herself in normal form. This was her Dummy Weapon mode where she took on the apearance of another person. She nodded and felt glad to be back in her own body while it lasted and set to work on the plan. While the smoke was stil up the two seperated and went to different area's.

"Love Hearts Love Hearts, Spinning Roses!" Twisty Hearts yelled as a tornado made of rose petals blew away the smoke around the area and she laid her eyes upon the girl's body that had been causing her so much trouble. "Love Hearts Love Hearts, Broken Heart Surprise!" She yelled and rasied her hands above her head as a large black heart formed and then she made a throwing motion and it soared at Naruto.

But then in a glow the Naruto in Tsubaki's body was proven to actually be Tsubaki in Naruto's body tranformed into Tsubaki as she glowed and turned into a smoke bomb and covered the area in smoke once again.

"Love Hearts Love Kyaaa!" Twisty yelled as she felt hands grope her boobs from behind, but before she could respond with female powered violence Naruto put magic cancelling handcuffs on her wrists then added a metal choker that connected to the handcuffs and stopped her from moving them. Once the smoke cleared the first thing Naruto and Tsubaki noticed that without her magic the two had switched back into their real bodies... and that Tsubaki was still groping the Witch.

"Eep!" The girl squeeked as she jumped back with her hands off the Witch that had been causing them trouble. Naruto reached into one of the shuriken pouchs at his sides and breathed onto the mirror. Using his free hand he wrote 42-42-564 on it and the mirror changed to show Death and Spirit standing in the image of the mirror.

"Naruto reporting in old man... Morning Spirit, hows Maka doing?" Naruto asked and the red haired man whined before curling up into a ball. Death looked at his Death Scythe in annoyance and gave him a Reaper Chop to the head and Naruto just had to grin at what he caused.

"How are ya doing Naruto, did you complete the mission yet or did you run into some trouble?" Death asked in a show of concern for one of his top Meisters. Naruto smiled and nodded to both questions.

"Yes, the mission is completed, but we ended up falling out of the plane on the way to the last seen location when the witch attacked the plane we were on. The Kishin Egg has already been collected by Tsubaki putting us at 90 Kishin Eggs, but I question what you plan on doing with the Witch?" Naruto asked and the Shinigami's eyes turned into triangles to show his anger on the subject.

"She will be spending the next ten years in prison or will be under the watch of one of my best operatives. Though I was wondering if you need a ride back from your current location. Since from what I can tell the nearest airport is over 300 miles away." Death said and Naruto paled at the distance they would be walking if they did not accept the ride.

"Please send something to pick us up." Naruto asked as Death made an exagerated nodding motion. He sighed in relief and put the mirror back into his pouch and made his way back to Tsubaki.

"Death is sending something to pick us up, so we are stuck here for awhile. So we might as well just sit tight." Naruto said as he brushed off the glare Twisty was giving him. Suddenly an idea came to him, moving over to Tsubaki he whispered something into her ear and she smiled at him with a nod.

"Please stop whispering, I want to know where I'm going." Twisty said in her usual sing song voice that she did no matter what. It was bad enough that she was going to be put to death, or made to become the last ingrediant of a Death Scythe but them mocking her was adding salt to the fresh wound.

"Don't worry about that, you will be well taken care of in the prison you will be spending the next ten years in. After all, you have been killing a lot of people just to feed their souls to the Kishin Egg. But don't let that bother you, I am sure you will have a lot of fun spending so much time alone in a dark prison cell and only your own insanity to keep you company... Actually you should start worrying now." Naruto taunted with a grin that made the Witch gulp in fear. She was starting to regret trying to make a Kishin now.

"Naruto, please stop taunting Twisty-san." Tsubaki reprimanded gently and Naruto nodded with a frown. He rather enjoyed taunting people that were going to jail, since a lot of them deserved it.

"Spoil sport." Naruto said with a childish pout that made Tsubaki look away so as not to give into him. She had to stay strong like she did when she was denying Naruto ramen, though that usually ended up in a small fight which Tsubaki usually lost... accept that one time she hit in him the balls on accident. That one had Naruto ignoring her for the rest of the day.

[One Week Later]

"Hey Naruto, and Tsubaki, how are things going with the two of you?" Naruto and Tsubaki heard a female voice say and wehn they looked they saw Maka Alburn and Soul Eater heading towards them.

"Things are going great, just nine more Kishin Eggs and we are good to go for making Tsubaki a Death Scythe. How about you two, how close are... you?" Naruto asked as they got more and more depressed.

"Are you two okay?" Tsubaki asked at the depressed team. Naruto laughed when he remembered a rumor he heard.

"Wait... Did you two go after a Witch and find out it was not a Witch until after Soul ate her and you got all your souls taken by death?" Naruto asked as he dodged a book aimed at his head from Maka. Naruto brought his fist up to his shoulder and hit an oncoming Black Star in the face. Looking down at the teen he grinned. "You know, the best way to surpass a god is to actually land a hit on one." Naruto stated helpfully as Black Star shot up and grinned at Naruto.

"Just what I would expect from my rival to god-hood. If you did not shine at least as bright as me you would not be a very good rival. When I surpass god I will make you my second in command!" Black Star yelled and everyone present rolled their eyes at the blue haired teen.

"Yeah yeah, you should just worry about finding a partner. It will help you get stronger much quicker." Naruto stated and Black Star laughed much like how Naruto did when he was younger.

"Hah! I am Black Star, and I will surpass gid without a partner to hold me back!" Black Star yelled as the group went to the classroom. Once they all sat down in their seats Naruto leaned back in his chair and decided to take a nap for the rest of class. Tsubaki lowered her head in shame at her Meister's antics, but did nothing to wake him. Before falling asleep he noticed that Tsubaki had forgotten her scarf today so her cleavage was showing, he filed that away in his 'awesome' section of his brain.

"Hey guys did you here about the attacks on the students here lately?" Soul asked and those awake gave him curious looks. Naruto barely opened an eye to gaze at him, while Tsubaki tried to remember what Naruto said about the subject. From what she remembered death had told naruto something about not going towards kock cemetary, since it was not his mission or something like that. She considered herself lucky to have a Three Star Meister, since she got nearly all the dirt that one and two star meisters were not given.

Naruto dozed off again until he felt something smash into his head.

"MAKA CHOP!"

Naruto got up and rubbed his head to see Maka with her arms crossed and an annoyed look on her face. Looking down at the teacher he saw the cause of her anger was that her dad was the teacher today.

"Maka... that was a bitch move. I was having the perfect dream where I was being fed ramen by hundreds of cute girls wearing nothing but aprons." Naruto stated and he dodged another Maka Chop, but got a shuriken to the forehead from Tsubaki. Naruto just continued to describe his dream in vivid detail and men around the room started taking notes, and even spirit was drolling.

"And then the police came and sent me to jail, but I killed all the other prisoners and smoked all their cigerettes while digging a tunnel with a spoon." Naruto finished as everyone looked at him like he was insane. Tsubaki was begging for her life to end out of embarrassement, and even had anime style tears going her face.

"... That sounds like an awesome dream." Black Star mumbled as he tried to think up and idea to have an even better dream.

"Pretty cool man, you should not have made him wake up Maka." Soul said while Maka's temper boiled over.

"BUT WE WERE ASKED TO GO TO SEE LORD DEATH!" Maka yelled in frustration while Naruto chuckled and got up, he and Tsubaki started towards the Death Room with a slow walk while the others followed once they realized that Naruto and Tsubaki were leaving.

[In The Death Room]

"Hell No!" Naruto yelled to Death as everyone looked at him strangely. What was he yelling for?

"Well... hello to you too? I didn't say anything though." Death stated and Naruto crossed his arms.

"Okay then, what were you going to say?" Naruto asked with a smile.

"... I was going to..." Before Naruto interupted again.

"WRONG!"

"I was going..."

"SCREW THAT!"

"I was go..."

"WRONG AGAIN!"

"I was..."

"HUNGRY!"

The two of them stared at each other for awhile as everyone sweat dropped at the way the two talked to each other. Lightning shot in between their eyes as killing intent filled the area, but it soon disappeared and was replaced with screaming at the Shinigami's next words.

"You are all taking remedial lessons."

"Nooooooooooooooooo!" Naruto yelled comically before being forced to dodge strikes from both Maka and Death.

"Please stop being overdramatic Naruto. I know you don't care." Tsubaki said and Naruto stopped his yelling and gave her a nod with a smile. He just felt like annoying the hell out of Death and the others today.

"Sir? Aren't remedial lessons for dumb people?" Maka asked and Death went into lecture mode that all adults and teachers had.

"Nope, as Meisters your job is to collect and feed your weapons 99 Kishin Eggs and 1 Witch soul in that order. Aside from Tsubaki and Naruto you and Black Star have collected... Zero Souls, and Black Star has no partner period, somthing we need to change. Naruto and Tsubaki are only taking this test because Naruto's last test score was Negative 5." Death said and Naruto grinned proudly at scoring the said to be impossible negative numbers. "If you fail this lesson your punishment will be..."

"Being Expelled from the DWMA."

Chapter End.

I just want to say one thing before I start, yes Twisty Hearts was a Witch I created out of my own insane head. I am thinking of making Black Star and OC for his weapon partner. Tsubaki is the only person other than a Death Scythe that is able to tune to Naruto's soul wavelength.

Naruto Uzumaki - Three Star Meister

[Partner] Tsubaki Nakatsukasa - Two Star Weapon

Maka Alburn - One Star Meister

[Partner] Soul Eater - One Star Weapon

Black Star - One Star Meister

[Partner] None

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