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Just a warning. I am going to be switching between calling Shinigami things like - Shinigami, Death, God of Death, and Death God.

Also, at the end of EVERY chapter I post I am going to be putting the Title of the next story I am updating. If you want to know what I am updating next then all you have to do is read that latest chapter of my last updated story and find out. No Offence to anyone, but I am tired of getting PMs asking what I am updating next.

Story Start.

"Good morning Naruto." Maka greeted the blond and she and Soul entered the room, but she looked like she had not gotten a good nights sleep like him. Though for a different reason. Soul followed right behind her, and unlike her he looked like he had not slept at all. Though Naruto was not in the mood to really care right now. He and Tsubaki had been awake all last night just to make sure Twisty never tried to slit their throats in their sleep. Naruto just nodded to Maka and the two teams sat next to each other like always.

"You look like shit." Naruto said before Tsubaki nudged him in the side for being rude. Naruto gave her a raised eyebrow and she shrugged at him. "What? She and Soul DO look like shit. You and me look better and we had babysitting duty all night." Naruto said and Tsubaki just gave him a harsh look.

"I agree they look bad, but you don't need to say it like that." Tsubaki said and both the other Meister Weapon team sweatdropped at her basically saying she thought they looked bad to.

"Well sorry for looking bad, but we were still freaking out about that Stein guy. That guy was haunting my nightmares all night." Maka said and she covered herself with a shiver. That guy was just to freaky to be considered human anymore. Naruto and Tsubaki had already met lots of weirdos so the stein encounter was just another tally to them, but it really shook up Maka.

"He seemed like a cool dude to me." Naruto said and he heard a rolling sound with his advanced hearing. Tsubaki felt Naruto stiffen next to her and saw him shaking in anticipation. Either a powerful opponent was on the way as the spoke, or he had done a prank when nobody was looking and it was about to be sprung. It could go either way when Naruto was involved.

"Hey Maka, you think you're dad is going to be teaching us again today?" Soul asked and Naruto chuckled ather expression. He found her annoyance at her father to be funny, but then again he had nothing against Spirit so the whole thing was rather funny to him. He himself was raised around a womanizer, many of them to be exact, so he could relate to what she was feeling on some level. Sure, he never had to deal with it being his parents but that was simply because his parents were dead. That, and even if they had been alive his dad would have been to afraid of his mother to even try it.

He would have been MURDERED... after having his nuts chopped off and forced up his ass of course.

"No... we are getting an interesting new teacher today Soul. Kekehe." Naruto laughed as the door opened and Stein fell backwards in the rolling chair he had been sitting in. The look on Maka'a face... Priceless! Soul looked like he was going to throw up, and even Black Star looked like this was not going to be fun. Naruto nearly died laughing when Maka muttered how she would have prefered her dad.

That was some funny stuff.

[A few Days Later]

"Morning Hero." Naruto greeted a blond haired boy wearing mostly white clothes. Naruto and Tsubaki were on there way to class, since surprisingly there had been low activity with Kishin Eggs, and Naruto saw one of his favorite idiots.

"Morning Boss and Tsubaki, no missions today?" Hero asked and Naruto shrugged, but this was a reason Naruto also liked Hero. He reminded him a bit of Konohamaru, both of them seemed to have infinite respect for him and called him boss. Tsubaki just smiled at the blond teenager, and wish morning greetings done they all went towards class and sat in there respective seats where Naruto did what he always did in class... sleep until Tsubaki told him something interesting was happening,

"Hey Tsubaki, have you seen Soul anywhere?" Maka asked in curiousity, and ignored Naruto's sleeping. He did it nearly everyday and nothing she could do would stop it. Before she could answer Stein came in with the usual thing that they would disect.

"Today class we are having another wonderful disection!" Stein said happily and most of the people sweat dropped, and Maka just had to point something out.

"Sir, we have done nothing but disections since you got here." Maka pointed out and Stein just gave a pleasent grin. Next to him was one of the rare bird of the world on the brink of extinction, and he was going to cut it up. It was what he did. He discected things, took them apart, put them back together wrong, and saw if they would still work. He was a scientist...

A MAD Scientist.

Maka then decided the effort of talking the teacher out of it was not worth it and decided to do what she had found an interest in lately. Looking at Naruto's soul, and trying to find out what was wrong with it. It was just naturally bigger than everyone around them, and unlike Stein she had been around Naruto to notice some things he had missed when he looked at Naruto. Around his soul seemed to be some kind of chains suppressing a truly staggering amount of size and power, and she could tell he did it to himself. He was holding back his power to the bare minimum and it still outclassed everyone around him. That and DEEP within his soul she could see another soul, this one was very easy to miss since it was the same color as Naruto's soul and it tried to remain hidden.

'It kinda looks like a... fox? With Nine Tails?' Maka asked herself as she gazed upon Naruto, and tried to use words to describe his soul.

Powerful. Kind. Godlike. Compassion. Love. Fun Loving... and the last word seemed to escape her.

"Stein-sensei! Soul and Black Star are fighting someone outside!" A random student yelled and Tsubaki nudged Naruto in the side. He grunted awake and gave her a look, but he got up and followed her, Maka, and Stein all the same when they started towards the door. He stayed a bit back and when he got outside what he saw would forever be ingrained into his head as one of the funniest things he would ever see. Even the time he had tricked Sasuke into dressing like a duck would pale in comparison to this scene right here.

"Lets break up..." Naruto heard Soul say to Black Star and everyone that had come outside had verying expressions. Maka looked shocked with Tsubaki, and like himself Stein was finding amusement in the whole thing.

"Wha... what do you mean? Soul?" Black Star asked with a worried look on his face, and Soul turned his face away from Black Star.

"When I am close to you like this... I... feel like I am going to end up hating you." Soul said and Naruto had to bite on his fist to keep from busting a gut laughing. Maka now looked plain annoyed, and he could see Tsubaki was conflicted with her Inner Pevert over this scene. Naruto also saw the Shinigami's son a smal. ways over holding two guns. Naruto had been forced to see enough baby pictures of Death the Kid, and the fact unlike others Naruto knew the secret behind Kid's 'birth' if you could call it that. His snesing abilities were to high NOT to notice it.

"Can I shoot them now?" Kid asked his two weapons, and Naruto was to busy laughing to here what the weapon said back.

"I see... can we at least still be friends?" Black Star asked and Naruto had to wrap an arm around Tsubaki to keep from colapsing to the floor in laughter. She had her arm around his waist to help support his weight and even she had to admit something... That was really gay.

"We'll awlays be friends Black Star!" Soul said loudly and the two shared a man hug... nope, just a regular hug.

"Soul!"

"Black Star!"

Naruto was thankful for when he saw two pinkish blasts of soul wavelength hit the two idiots in the head. Any longer and he seriously would have died from laughter, but it seemed that right after they decided to still work together they were getting their asses handed to them by the Meister/Weapon trio.

'The souls of those weapons... they seem to feel great admiration for Kid, and the same can be said for Kid and his feelings of admiration for them. This fact lets them resonate so well, and even excel passed what would be considered normal for such rare pairings.' Naruto thought, though he sweatdropped at the end of the fight when he saw Kid start spewing blood from his mouth at the fact Soul cut some of his hair off the left side, but not the right. That took OCD to a whole new level.

"That was some really stupid stuff... Can you really even call that a fight?" Naruto asked Tsubaki after he had recovered from his fit of laughing and let go of her.

"I don't think so-" Tsubaki started to say before she was cut off by a pink streak going under her vision and stopping in front of Naruto. There, standing in her usual prison jumpsuit was Twisty holding out a boxed lunch.

"I thought you might be peckish~, so here is some fried fish~." Twisty said in her usual sing-song voice as her pink, heart shaped eyes looked at Naruto in hope. Tsubaki was silently sending wished of death and pain at the witch as everyone else was more concerned about Lord Death coming to get his son. Naruto chuckled and took the lunch from her, since after living with her for a few days she reminded him of Bee from her rhymning and he could not stay catious around her. She was just so... perky?

"Naruto-KUN... are you sure you should be accepting food from the LITTLE girl that we are watching?" Tsubaki asked, and even she did not know that she was being rude. That had come out much more rude than she had intended it to come out, but she was annoyed that someone that had basically nearly given them both permanent sex changes was making food for her Meister. Twisty on the other hand looked down at her rather undeveloped body and gained a tic mark on her forehead when she compared it to Tsubaki's body.

"What is wrong with that. She knows that if either of us die before the time limit is up the collar on her neck with take her magic away for the rest of her life, and then shock her to death." Naruto said and Twisty looked at her skull collar in shock. She had NOT known that little fact about the collar before then. Apparently Tsubaki had not known that either since she was just as shocked as Twisty was. They saw each others shocked looks, and those looks soon turned into glares, and those glares sparked lightning between their eyes.

'I will have Naruto-kun for me, you dirty little flea.~' Twisty thought, and her eyes said everything to Tsubaki. While Naruto just left to go talk to the Shinigami. Tsubaki on the other hand showed that even if she was a VERY nice girl, even she had things she would not give up.

Naruto being one of those things.

'Naruto is my... Meister, and I won't hand him over to a witch like you.' Tsubaki thought as the pink haired girl and herself pressed their foreheads together. The rivalry between witch and Weapon was formed, and the unknowing object of their affection and desire to protect was unknowing to their internal fighting. While this was going on Naruto had already started talking to the Death God.

"Yo old timer, so this is the famous Kid you brag about eh?" Naruto commented before hopping to the left.

"REAPER CHOP!"

"... You know that is almost never going to hit me right?" Naruto asked and the Reaper became catoonish once more.

"Oh dear me... I would never dream of hurting one of my prized Three Star Meisters! That would be insane of me." Shinigami said in that ever goofy voice, and Naruto, as well as the two blonde weapon girls partnered with Kid, all gave him sarcastic looks. Though Patty giggled with childish glee.

"I call bullshit. Age must be getting to you old man, because you just tried to chop me buddy." Naruto said casually, and both Maka and Stein wondered how the hell Naruto was able to get away with talking to THE Shinigami like that. Unknown to either of them, if Naruto was to compare Obito and the Shinigami as much as he hated to admit it Obito would DESTROY the God of Death in one on one combat.

'I really must disect that boy and see what makes him tic.' Stein though as he twisted the bolt in his head a few times. Naruto was the most interesting anomaly he had ever seen before. What Maka did not know was that Stein also saw the things about Naruto's soul she did, but he decided not to tell about it.

'I wonder...' Maka thought as she gazed deeply at the Shinigami to attempt to see what his soul looked like. She gasped in shock when she could not see his soul. She had been able to see Kid's, so why not his father's soul? What she did not know was that his soul was so large it covered the whole city, or that if Naruto's soul was unchanged it would be about the same if not larger. There was a reason Death was only able to use Death Weapons, and if Naruto let his soul loose he would have the same problem.

Only a Death weapon could channel so much raw power through it, any other weapon would be hurt by the power flowing through them unless they had near perfect... no perfect syncronation. Tsubaki was lucky that she was both in perfect sync with Naruto, and that he was restricting his soul for her well being. Once Naruto made her a Death Weapon though he could stop holding back, and they would be the strongest team to ever exist.

There was no doubt about it.

[Next Day]

"I fucking hate travelling by plane." Naruto said as he felt a brat kicking the back of his seat. He was about to snap and yell at the parent before he felt Tsubaki put her hand on his. He was calmed down somewhat by her soothing presence.

"How else are we suppose to collect the Kishin Eggs in Tokyo if we don't take the plane to get there?" Tsubaki asked and Naruto placed his hands under his chin in a thinking position.

"Do we have some toothpaste, a rubber band, and fourty miles of robe?" Naruto asked and Tsubaki told herself she did not want to know. She really didn't want to find out what in his head told him that.

"No... we don't. Anyway, the report said that a small group of Kishin Egg holders has started to terroize the citizens of Tokyo. There is also the fact that there have been a Meister and Weapon working WITH them." Tsubaki said and Naruto looked annoyed at that fact.

Would they ever have a normal mission?

Chapter End.

Sorry for the later update on this, but I was hit with a severe case of writer's block. This next mission will be a two part, just to let you know. This chapter was a transision into his mission, and for those that wanted Naruto and Kid to meet this chapter... I am saving that for a funnier moment. Kurama is still inside Naruto, he is just DEEP inside his soul.

Naruto the Dragonkin, and then Naruto the Copy Sekirei

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