Hey guys, a new story and a new chapter for you today. Hope you enjoy. Don't own either of the anime or manga bitches. I wish I owned Judas Priest… his is one of the only songs I will put in this fic.
"I'M A WHAT?!" Haru shouted, his new eyes wide and annoyed.
"Well…my technical kind of…slave" Naruto scratched the back of his head and cursed Kyuubi loudly in his mind for putting him in this situation.
"You've got a lot to explain, Naruto" Takashi decided to step forward and throw his opinion in.
"Later. First we need to get to the house and hole up for as long as physically fucking possible and see if we can get a window to escape" Naruto watched Shizuka drive and flirt at the same time.
"Sgt. Rose's one of the best damn soldiers I've ever seen. He saved my red-headed ass, that's for damn sure" Colin sat back in his seat and tried to place an arm over Saya's shoulders only to be elbowed in the face.
"Where's he from?" one of Shido's students asked.
Colin sighed," You see that giant American flag on his arm? He must be from fucking Scotland. He's a little slow isn't he? It'd probably take him an hour and a half to watch '60 Minutes'".
"Colin…are you always an Irish asshole?" Kohta laughed at the student's embarrassed face.
"It's not that the Irish are mean. It's rather that we have a wonderful lack of respect for everything and everybody" Colin stood and stretched his muscles before shooting Kohta a mock-glare.
"So what can you tell us about yourselves?" Naruto pointed to both Sgt. Rose and Colin.
"Well, I'll let the Sarge speak for himself but me…I'm from an ancient clan called the MacAteer, a spin off from the Ulster. I lived in Ireland until my parents got jobs here, then like all mysteriously handsome men like myself, my parents were killed a while back. Ask me what happened and I'll break your fucking lower jaw and wire it shut with your hair. My teacher took me in and fed me, kept me off the streets until all this shit went up in flames" Colin had a slightly sad look on his face before he snapped up and grinned.
The Sergeant cleared his throat," Name's Sgt. Kyle Rose, Green Beret and instructor to the Self Defense Force here in Japan. I don't really talk about myself all that much, I served in Iraq and Pakistan before I was transferred here. There's not much else to tell."
Rose shifted in his seat before looking away. Something was bothering him, but it wasn't their place to pry.
"Fuck!" Takashi yelled and pointed out the window towards a crowd of Them.
"Yay, more death" Naruto swung out of a window and onto the roof. Colin walked up to the radio with a USB cord and an Ipod.
"Please excuse me there, beautiful" he kneeled beside Naruto and plugged the cord into the audio jack.
Naruto leapt from the roof, sword shimmering with energy and .44 strapped to his thigh. His roar shook buildings and shattered a few windows as the allowed Kyuubi to take over for a brief few minutes. One infected leapt at him, attempting to sink its teeth into his forearm. It latched on, probably expecting to draw blood. Instead, Naruto flexed his arm and flared his chakra. The creatures jaw and eyes exploded like someone squeezed an egg.
Faster than a bullet
Terrifying scream
Enraged and full of anger
He's half man and half machine
Colin was head banging inside the bus, Kohta and Takashi following his lead. Who the fuck could resist Judas Priest? Kohta provided suppressive fire from his nail gun while Takashi leapt out to assist Naruto followed by a madly grinning Colin. Rose sighed and smiled before nodding his head to the beat.
Rides the Metal Monster
Breathing smoke and fire
Closing in with vengeance soaring high
"Get everyone off the bus! We'll use The Metal to distract them!" Naruto continued to slice through the horde with no signs of fatigue. The music was rebounding off the buildings and echoing throughout the city, most likely attracting every undead in the nearby fifteen blocks.
He is the Painkiller
This is the Painkiller
"Naruto! It's like this fucking song is about you!" Takashi chuckled and destroyed a zombie with his bat.
Haru was sitting in his seat, eyes wide and pupils dilated and fingers clenching the seat in front of him until he tore into the fabric," Must…Kill…Them."
Almost as fast as Naruto, he sprinted from the bus with a demonic laugh.
"Well, this could be a problem" Naruto watched as Haru tore into the undead with his bare fucking hands.
"Holy shit" Rose watched in awe before turning and firing his rifle into the horde in front of them.
Planets devastated
Mankind's on its knees
A saviour comes from out the skies
In answer to their pleas
Saya and Saeko led the other students off the bus and towards a nearby alleyway while Naruto ordered all the others to follow. Haru looked at Naruto uncertainly until the blonde barked at him to move his ass and get out of the way.
Through boiling clouds of thunder
Blasting bolts of steel
Evils going under deadly wheels
"What makes you think you can handle all these bastards?" a tall student with a shock of blonde and brown hair called over his shoulder and wished to help the teenager who'd helped him.
"What makes me think that? I'm the motherfuckin' Painkiller!" Naruto surged forward and slashed a dozen walking corpses in half.
He is the Painkiller
This is the Painkiller
'Only a hundred more left' Saeko admired his butt when Naruto wasn't looking.
Naruto made hand seals until he yelled out," This is getting boring! Fire Style: Hellfire Inferno!"
Hell was released on Earth as white flames blasted from Naruto's mouth and quickly consumed the horde but left Naruto exhausted and vulnerable.
"Get him! Come on, the apartment is only a few blocks away!" Kohta grabbed Naruto's arm and dragged him along towards a building with a large metal fence surrounding it.
Faster than a lazer bullet
Louder than an atom bomb
Chromium plated boiling metal
Brighter than a thousand suns
Flying high on rapture
Stronger free and brave
Nevermore encaptured
They've been brought back from the grave
With mankind resurrected
Forever to survive
Returns from Armageddon to the skies
Even half-conscious, Naruto still smiled.
Why?
He was the motherfucking Painkiller.
He is the Painkiller
This is the Painkiller
Wings of steel Painkiller
Deadly wheels Painkiller
The group of fifteen survivors sprinted hard towards the safety of the gates and slammed them shut behind them.
"Well that was almost a clusterfuck" Colin breathed a sigh of relief and immediately started towards the house, snaking an arm around Saya and dragging her with him, much to her…'dismay' if you could call it that.
The others could only laugh and follow his lead before Rose produced a detonator from his pocket.
"Boom," he squeezed the mechanism and the bus exploded in a shower of flames and shrapnel, decimating the undead now surrounding it. The echo from the blast attracting most of the undead in half the city away from the house.
"Metal" Colin through up the horns and stepped into the house.
Naruto's chakra was beginning to replenish and he could now walk on his own, but not before Saeko got in an 'accidental' grope of his behind.
The inside of the house was spectacular as the group made themselves at home for the time being.
"So what do we do now?" asked a girl, now identified as Yuuki Miku directed the question at Naruto.
"Well…I don't know" Naruto answered with a perplexed look.
"How about we gather ammo, weapons, and supplies while Colin entertains the girls with his…'humor', eh?" Rose started nudging Naruto towards the door to the kitchen.
"Yeah, good luck Colin" Naruto snickered and left with Rose, Kohta, and Takashi.
"Oh, so I've got to entertain the lasses, eh? Alright ladies. An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants.
"Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?"
"Ach," says the Irish man, "it's drivin' me nuts!"
Colin stood in front of the ladies with his arms outstretched and a wide smile of his face.
Only Saya laughed, the others just looked at him like he had a weasel growing out of his ass.
"Oi, you ladies aren't any fun you know that?" Colin pouted and sat down next to Saya.
"Or maybe you just suck at telling jokes" Rei smacked him in the back of the head.
"Pfft, women" Colin snorted and laughed until he felt massive bloodlust from the girls next to him.
"What was that?" Saeko had a sweet smile on her face….too sweet.
"Not the face!"
The others could hear Colin's shrieks and the girls' evil laughter and shivered.
"Maybe we shouldn't have left him" Naruto felt guilty that he'd left the Irishman to such a horrible fate.
"Hell, better him than me" Rose turned and ripped open a locker with one goddamn hand.
Inside was a treasure that immediately made Kohta squeal and shove everyone else out of the way.
An Ithaca M37 is fitted with an Aimpoint Comp M2 scope, a Springfield Super Match M1A with rails attached for a Surefire M900 foregrip and an Aimpoint Comp M2/3 red dot sight, an Armalite AR-10 assault rifle with a 16X Telescopic sight, and a Barnett Wildcat C5 Crossbow.
Kohta soon fainted with a gun boner.
Hope you guys liked it, the next chapter will be a little lengthier and be on the lookout for my new story Dying 2 Live, a Left 4 Dead fanfic. Good? Good. See you later jabroni's.