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If anyone takes offence to me using the word retard in this chapter, you can suck it up. Thing happen in this chapter that make the word retard seem tame. It is just a word. Also, Smoke Boom was not a mistake. I wrote that on purpose.

Story Start. HAPPY HALLOWEEN

The second the plane landed Naruto could already feel something extremely wrong in the air. The scent of iron was everywhere, and the scent of death hit him the second he and Tsubaki got off the plane. He could only feel a few souls inside the whole city, and that scared him a little.

"Tsubaki... close your eyes and turn into Giant Shuriken mode." Naruto ordered gravely as they walked through the nearly empty airport. She nodded and glowed for a moment before turning into the weapon of his choice and fell into his hand. They slowly opened the door that led outside and Naruto's eyes widened when he saw just what was outside. Dead bodies were everywhere, ripped savagely to shreds and Naruto could see very clearly that their souls had been eaten.

"What is happening out there?" Tsubaki asked, since she had been keeping her eyes closed the whole time. Though she opened then when she felt something wet hit her weapon form, and when she did the first thing she saw were tears flowing down Naruto's cheeks. A whole city of people dying was enough to both remind him of the war, and make him mourn the lost souls of those that had been eaten this day.

[Play - Rise Against - This is Letting go]

"We were to late Tsubaki." Naruto said sadly, before his instincts kicked in and he jumped out of the way just in time for a large hammer to hit the ground where he was. Looking at his attacker he saw that it was a large Kishin Egg wearing a bear mask to cover his face, and a cloak over his body. Following his weapon's hilt he saw that this Kishin was also a Weapon like Tsubaki.

"Uhhhh... You no suppose to move." The easily ten foot tall bear of a man said dumbly, and Naruto glared when the man reached into his pocket and grabbed a few blue souls and popped them into his mouth. His body got even bigger with the extra power of the souls he had eaten, and his hammer hand had grown to massive levels. "I take you soul to Sounga-sama now." The Near-Kishin said as he swung his hammer hand at Naruto again, but this time Naruto lashed out at the stone looking hammer with his leg and busted it apart.

"Suck on this you evil BASTARD!" Naruto yelled in rage as he threw Tsubaki as hard as he could right into the giant man's neck. His eyes widened though when she just bounced of this man's hardened skin harmlessly.

"Hehehe tickles hehehe." The man said lowly and Naruto shot his hand out as golden chain lept out and grabbed Tsubaki to pulled her back to him before the large man could try anything with her. Now that he could see this man's skin though he saw that unlike this mans hammer his skin was the color of hard steel like the handle of the hammer he used.

"Tsubaki! Smoke Boom!" Naruto yelled as he charged the man himself and Tsubaki turned into a smoke bomb mid-run. Tossing her on the ground black smoke went everywhere, but that was easily dispersed by the large man waving his hand and sending the smoke away. The bear mask he was wearing tilted in confusion at Naruto's disappearence. He looked around and could not see them anywhere, so sitting down the retarded giant tried to think of where the two went. He was alerted to where they were though when the sound of a screeching bell and white light was seen above him.

Standing on a nearby light post was Naruto with a ninjato in his teeth, while in one of his hands were a jutsu he had been famous for in his previous world. The only attack that had nearly always been an instant kill for any that was not S-Class or higher. The only attack he could use on his own that killed the very cells inside his opponents body and stopped them from being able heal in most cases. He glared down at the man that he had seen eat innocent souls and jumped from his place and ran towards the man.

There had not been enough nature energy in the city for him to gather, so he would not be able to throw his Rasen-Shuriken this time. Than man tried to his Naruto with what was left of his hammer hand, but Naruto just used it to jump off of and get even closer to the man's face.

"Rasen!" Naruto started as he pulled his arm back as far as he could, and with Tsubaki out of his mouth and back in his free hand, he finished yelling his signature attack. Hitting the man right in the face he yelled the attack that had even killed Kakuzu the heart stealer.

"SHURIKEN!"

Naruto grit his teeth in pain, no, pure agony at the backlash of his own attack shredding his own arm to pieces. He was barely able to prevent his own attack from cutting his own cell to pieces. The sphere of ultimate destruction expanded in front of him and fully wrapped the large man and a good chuck of the ground under them up. He pulled his own arm out of the sphere and jumped away as the attack calmed down. His face showed shock though when he saw the man nearly completely unharmed, except for the tiny cuts litering this man's body he was clearly not dead.

"Ouchie!" Man childish man yelled as his mask cracked away tp reveal a man with a thick beard and dark gray skin.

'What the FUCK this is guys skin made of!?' Naruto thought with a glare at the killer in front of him. He was sure that if he had been in sage mode that would have destroyed this guy, but there was not enough life in the city to full up even ONE attack, let alone an S-Class one like the Rasen-Shuriken.

"Naruto! Your arm!" Tsubaki yelled as her form was visible in the steel of the blade. She was able to clearly see the damage his own attack had done to himself as his own life-blood drained from his body. Naruto grit him teeth and looked down at her.

"Tsubaki... Chain-Scythe mode." Naruto said and she glowed before becoming the weapon he asked for. Naruto ground his teeth together as he used her chain to tie up his injured arm and stop the bleeding. He felt bad that his blood was trailing down her chain, but with his healing slowed by his own attack he would pass out soon if he did not do this. Then they were both doomed.

"Naruto, be careful." Tsubaki said as her form vanished from the blade. He nodded and looked around quickly for any advantages he could find. He grimanced when he saw that his attack had destroyed the airport they had started fighting at. He then flexed his injured and saw that he could still move it a little, but not enough to swing Tsubaki around.

'Okay, from the way those cuts are bleeding that did enough damage to at least slow him down even more. The fact they are bleeding means his insides aren't as hard as his skin or bones, so I would bet that if I can slip into his guard I can use them to my advantage.' Naruto thought as he channeled chakra to his legs. Sprinting at the man he ducked under his large fist and saw a shallow cut on his amr, swinging his partner at him he grinned when she sunk deep into the cut and made it larger. Blood squirted on his face and clothes and soon the fist fell to the ground with a thud.

"AHHHHHHH!" The large hair man said as blood shot out of his cut off limb.

"Tsubaki!" Naruto yelled with a serious look, and her image nodded in the blade of the chain-scythe.

"Right!" She yelled as they started one of their techniques they made for unique soul resonance. Every mode she had used a different special skill or even many skills. The blade of the chain-scythe in his hand glowed a rainbowish blue, and her blade extended into the shape of a cresent moon and grew even larger. All in all it looked similar to the Witch-Hunter Maka and Soul used, but on a smaller scale since she was a smaller weapon. Naruto jumped back and held her by the chain, and then he started swinging her in a large circle so fast that she started to look like a full moon.

"Resonating Moon-Flower!" Naruto and Tsubaki yelled in unison and he swung her at him eight times at high speeds before pulling her back and catching her in his mouth. Naruto charged the man one last time and disappeared just before he was in front of the enemy and reappeared behind him. The large man stopped moving and the ground under him glowed in the shape of a Tsubaki (The Flower), before his figure turned jet and disappeared and was replaced by a red stone covered stone soul. Naruto walked up to the soul and Tsubaki turned back into her human form and grabbed the soul, but before she could absorb it her usual way Naruto gave her a look.

"Tsubaki... I want you to EAT this soul." Naruto said with a dark look. This soul had eaten so many others that it would not feel right for it to be absorbed , and he kinda wanted to see how she would eat it.

"Okay?" Tsubaki said before using the little tail of the soul to hold the squirming thing above her head and lowering it into her open mouth. Naruto watched with wide eyes as she placed the soul on her tongue and closed her jaws around the red soul. A little droll rolled down the side of her mouth as she chewed a few times, before she seemed to realize that it would not do anything and just swallowed. Her throat bulged a little and Naruto was able to follow it down her neck before vanishing when it went into her chest.

"Urp." Tsubaki gave a small burp and blushed when Naruto chuckled. The reason she did not like eating souls was because when you ate the the old fashion way they made most people burp. Her people one of them.

"That was a pretty sexy display Tsubaki, you should totally eat souls that way from now on." Naruto joked even though he knew now was not the time to be cracking jokes with Tsubaki. This was only the first Kishin-Egg in a whole group of them, and they still had to deal with the leaders of the group. Who would no doubt be stronger than these two, and adding onto their problems was that Naruto's arm was cut really and the whole thing was bruised purple.

Naruto grunt and held him arm in pain for a moment before Tsubaki was instantly at his side and forcing his arm from his body. She grasped at the purplish limb, and immediantly reached into her medical kit for some bandages to wrap it up with. This mission was already off to a bad start, and she just hoped that this was the strongest guy of the group. Naruto grunted when she finished wrapping it and tied it tightly, but moved it around a bit to see if he had full control.

'Not broken, good, so that means I avoided the worst of the damage.' Naruto thought with a grin. This means they were still good for battle, even though it would be harder to pull off. The only reason this guy lasted so long was because of his tough skin, and even that was not powerful enough to let him win. Naruto's injuries were because of a mistake using his own attack.

"Does it hurt anymore?" Tsubaki questioned, until she saw Naruto giving her a deadpan look and slapped her own forehead. Of course it still hurt, and that was a really stupid question. Naruto blinked before he look up at a nearby building and saw a dark shape running away, and he wondered how this person had managed to get away from his sensing skills.

"Lets get to higher ground before we decide on what to do next." Naruto said calmly as the two of them jumped into action and started to hop up the building. Using the wall in Tsubaki's case, or sticking to the wall for Naruto.

"Naruto, should we call Lord Death and request back-up for the mission?" The ninja woman asked her Meister before she heard him chuckle. It was kinda creepy to hear for her, but when she saw Naruto frown she knew he was going to explain it to her.

"Tsubaki, is there anyone else that can HANDLE a mission of this level? The only people that MIGHT be of use are Death's son, and possibly Sid. Kid will only be a drag on the mission, and Sid is out doing a mission for Death in Canada. Maka and Soul aren't strong enough to pull this off, and no offence to Black Star, but he would just charge in head first and get killed." Naruto told her and she shifted nervously. The way he put it made a lot of sense to her, and he had basically told her they were on their own. If that was the truth then, this would be a lot harder than capturing a Witch. At least Twisty had depended on the Kishin-Egg to power her up for the most part.

The only challenge about her was that she could fly around.

"This is very bad." Tsubaki said with a small panic filling her voice. Naruto raised and eyebrow and wrapped an arm over her shoulders and rubbed the other side of her arm. She perked up at the intimate contact, and smiled at how he was trying to comfort her. They would be just fine, because they were a team of ninja.

[Somewhere else]

'How many more of these WEAK souls will it take to become a Kishin!?' A red haired girl shouted in her own mind as she ate another bright blue soul. Over half her face was covered by her long red hair that easily went to her knee's, except for her bangs which stopped under her nose. Her hair parted just enough for one shining silver eye to be seen. It was easy to see the insanity in her soul. She looked about 15 years old, and she wore a black shirt that cut off right bellow her B-cub breasts in a ragged way that had no sleeves. She wore baggy pants, and on her wrists were red wristbands.

The thing that stuck out the most was that she was sitting on a pile of dead bodies without heads. Next to her was a girl sleeping on the floor with shoulder length silver hair, and she wore a red dress that went down to her ankles. Her D-cup breasts puffed out with each breath she took.

Out of the shadows a woman clad in pure black clothing that showed only her gree eyes. She bowed deeply to the red haired girl and took a knee.

"Sounga-sama, as you have predicted Death had sent a powerful Meister and Weapon to come and get rid of us. The male's appearance is that of a seventeen year old male with spiky blond hair and blue eyes, with whisker marks of his face. Three being on each cheeks. He was strong enough to break Iwaken's hammer hand with his leg alone, and he has an extremely alluring soul that screams of power. His Weapon showed mutliple weapon forms, and I believe that she is from that Ninja Clan of Weapons. Her soul must be powerful as well." The black clad girl said with her forehead touching the ground, and the red haired girl named Sounga smiled and showed her spiked teeth.

"Strong indeed. Iwaken had the toughest skin out of my Seven Elites. Whisker marks you say? Anyway, I want him defeated and brought hear on his hands and knee's. If you have the chance kill him and his partner, but bring his soul HERE! You can do with his partner as you will. Tell the remaining Seven Elite about this assisgnment." Sounga said with a sneer, and the black clad girl nodded before sinking into the shadows under her. Once she was sure that the girl was gone she turned to her partner and kicked her in the side.

"What!?" Her partner shot up in a rage and glared at Sounga.

"The Rare soul is in the city Margaret, and if we can get our hands on him we can finally KILL Death AND unleash the Kishin and kill him too." Sounga said, and Margaret blinked a few times before smiling.

"Can I have sex with him before you eat his soul? I saw a picture of him, and he is really CUTE. I bet we would make the cutest baby in the world, and I could teach that baby the wonder of cute things! Then we will be one step closer to making the world a cuter place!" Margaret exclaimed with a happy smile.

"Dumbass retarded Cute Fanatic. If you did not have the skill and power to wield me I would have left you behind years ago." Sounga said, and her partner shrugged off the harsh words from the smaller girl. She was used to her partner saying those kinds of things, and knew she did not mean them.

[With Naruto]

"FUCK!" Naruto yelled as he curled his arm. The adrenaline from his battle had run out and he was finally feeling the FULL pain of tearing your arms to shreds. He took a calming breath before reaching into his back pocket and stabbing his own shadow. Tsubaki gasped when the form of a black clad woman appeared out of the shadow with a knife in her hand, before the woman turned black and her body vanished to reveal her own red soul.

"How did you know she was there?" Tsubaki had to ask, and Naruto smirked through the pain.

"I have been friends with a person that literally used shadows as his weapons before. I can spot a shadow user from a mile away. This woman is an good, but not good enough to stab ME in the back." Naruto said with a smirk, and he watched Tsubaki eat this next soul with a smile.

Only seven more souls to go, and then one witch and she would be a Death Scythe.

"That is really impressive, but we should move to a safer location and think of a new plan." Tsubaki said, but Naruto chuckled and shook his head. He was not the only one as dual chuckles could be heard and the duo saw twin adult men wearing prison jumpsuits that connected their right and left wrists together.

"It figures that-" The one on the right started.

"Iwaken and Kageken-" The one of the left said.

"Would be the first to go!" They finished together with insane grins. Naruto examined these guys closely, and then he saw their souls. One was red hot with fire coming off of it, while the other flowed like water.

'Iwaken had a stone-like soul and body. This Kageken girl used shadows and had a shadowy soul.' Naruto thought as he saw a pattern in names and powers. The two in front of him possessed elemental affiliated souls as well, so he would go out on a limb and say they were called Hoken and Suiken.

"Why did your group KILL all these innocent people!?" Naruto heard Tsubaki asked with anger in her voice. The way they were talking about their comrades dying must have made her remember the dead bodies in the steets bellow.

"They were in the way of-"

"Sounga-sama's goal!"

Naruto discreetly started to touch Tsubaki on the butt while the two ranted on and on about how the people they killed were weak. Naruto would tap her a few times, and then wait for her to respond with eye twitches. They had made this from combining code with distraction.

If anyone saw them they would just think Tsubaki was getting annoyed with Naruto being a pervert. The both nodded and Tsubaki turned into her Smoke Boom form. She understood his plan completely. The twins coughed before the smoke cleared and they saw the two in the exact same positions as before.

"You two sure are stupid-"

"For not running away just now!"

The two men charged at them when Naruto grabbed his arm in pain, but they missed the smirk on his face when he placed his injured hand on the ground. Chains sprung from the roof under them and wrapped around the feet of the two charging them. Tripping both of the twins, just in time for Tsubaki to turn her ponytail into half of her chain-scythe form and cut both of their heads off.

"You two are the filth of the world. Never abandon you friends." She said as the bodies turned into souls. She grimanced at the hot and wet tasting souls, but ate them none the less. Naruto gave her a look and she smiled.

Five more to go, and one witch.

Tsubaki hoped they could use Twisty for that part.

"I think that these people have elemental based powers." Naruto stated after a thoughtful moment. Tsubaki nodded with a hard look at the spot where the bodies of the men she killed just were.

"The first man, Iwaken, had metal and stone related powers. The girl, Kageken, used shadows, and these two guys had souls that tasted like fire and water. So maybe Hoken and Suiken. That would mean there would be three more people out there, and this Sounga person they all mention. Wind, Lightning, and Light are the only main elements left on the elemental chart left." Tsubaki said as she tried to think of ways her forms might be able to counter any elemental techniques.

"That, and unlike Iwaken, the three we just fought and killed had weaker powers than average. Maka and Soul could have beaten these two, but then again we did not see their strength. I think these three were the weakest of the group though." Naruto said as he showed a rare moment of high observation skills. She nodded to that, since the first guy was really strong, but very stupid, and this girl seemed very smart, but very weak. The twins on the other hand were most likely in the middle of both.

"I agree, but we should really move out now." Tsubaki stated with a look at Naruto's injured arm, but he waved off the look and nodded. He agree'd to that, since right here they would be at a disadvantage to anyone with light or lightning powers. Naruto would easily overpower anyone with wind based powers, but Tsubaki might get hurt.

"Agree's, but now WE bring the fight to THEM!" Naruto stated with full confidence, before he looked at Tsubaki with a grin.

"Yes, let's Naruto." The long haired girl agree's with a gentle smile.

Naruto and Tsubaki, were oing to go on a war path.

Chapter End.

The reason Naruto could not gather Sage energy was that he is in a city of technology with almost no life at all. The energy there was really weak, and also. I was not originally going to kill everyone in the city, but then I noticed that I would be posting this chapter on Halloween so I made it a little darker.

Margaret and Sounga are OCs made by Bakuto Masaki and Fairy Tail Dragon Slayer [Me]. Bakuto Maskai, if you have any other ideas for OCs your ideas are always welcome. This goes for EVERYONE that wants to give me ideas. You just have to give me a name and physical description of them over PM. Also, if you have read my other fic than you will no about my Questions Omake. If you have a question for a character feel free to ask. Rules about questions will be on my profile.

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