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This chapter is the end of a full week of Twin Tails and Top Meister. Next week is Silent King and Host to Monsters. Also, I caught some kind of bad cold and I really don't feel like writing very much. I feel like shit right now. Next time I update whatever I update will be at least 4,000 words hopefully.

Story Start.

Naruto and Tsubaki walked through Death City hand in hand with small smiles on their faces as they came back from their last mission. They had just finished dropping Twisty off with the new person watching her. Death had told them that since they would be gone on missions most of the time it was a bad idea of his to place Twisty with them. That was why Twisty was now in the care of Spirit.

That would either end with a dead witch, or a confused spirit.

"So are we a couple now?" Naruto asked with a light blush on his face. Even back in his home he had never had a girlfriend before, so this was all new to him. Tsubaki squeazed his hand and smiled at him.

"I think we are... So what now?" Tsubaki asked, but Naruto had no more experience that she did.

"Maybe we could... go on a date or something?" Naruto suggested with an awkward look. Tsubaki nodded, but for the life of her could not think of any place she would want to go that she and Naruto had not been before anyway.

"We could take your motorcycle and go for a nice ride." Tsubaki suggested back to him, and Naruto thought about it for a second.

"We could do that, but the date will need to wait anyway. Maka and Soul have that party planned this afternoon anyway, and if we show up late for that it would be an insult to them." Naruto commented to the sighing girl. There was also the fact that they had not been able to use the motorcycle in a long time that made her want to take the ride on it. Naruto had a point though. They could not neglect their friends, just because they wanted to go do something.

"I guess that could be fun. When does it start?" The long haired girl asked with a smile.

"In like an hour or two I think." Naruto said simply, but Tsubaki took on a more thoughtful look than happy.

"Do you think we should bring something with us?" Tsubaki questioned, and Naruto shrugged. He was sure that Tsubaki would talk him into bringing somehting anyway. It was best to just agree with her and avoid the thirty minute arguement that would follow.

"Why not? I am sure that we can go buy a few family sized bags of chips. Lets see, for a party the best kind of chips are Doritos and Lays." Naruto commented as he made a mental list of the best kinds of chips. Tsubaki nodded to him as they walked.

"Is that cat looking at us weirdly?" Tsubaki had to ask when they noticed a cat wearing a witches. Naruto stared at it for a moment, and for a split second he was reminded of that woman that had been working at the hostess club Spirit had taken him to.

"Weird cat aside, lets just get the chips and get to Maka and Soul's place." Naruto stated blandly. The hungry look the cat was giving him was starting to get creepy, and it was reminding him WAY to much of that cat-like lady from the hostess club that had almost mollested him.

That was a secret he was taking to his grave.

[A few Hours Later]

"Ah MAN that hit the spot!" Black Star yelled with a smile as he gave his stomach a big pat, and burbed loudly. Naruto gave the blue haired annoyance a grin at his rude behavior, but otherwise said nothing. Tsubaki giggled awkwardly, while Maka sent Black Star a disgusted look.

"Gross. I am glad all of you could come though." Maka stated with a smile, despite how she was still annoyed by Black Stars rudeness.

"Thank you for inviting us Maka." Tsubaki thanked the twin tailed scythe Meister with a bright smile.

"No problem! I am sure you needed a break from cooking anyway." Maka commented, and Naruto just had to roll his eyes at Maka for that snide dig.

"Don't worry about that. I actually really love cooking and cleaning. It had always been a hobby of mine ever since I was little." Tsubaki admitted. Maka did not look like she completely believed her, but shrugged it off. To each their own, and Tsubaki was what many men would call the 'perfect' woman it would seem. Good looking, kind, quiet, and she actually liked cooking for others.

"You must like her cooking then Naruto, eh?" Soul asked with a nudge to Naruto's ribs. Naruto sent the white haired boy a look and he smartly backed off.

"I like her cooking, but she is not very good at making the one dish I have been craving for about a year now." Naruto said with what one could describe as a hungry, no, starved look. Kid sent Naruto an interested look and pulled out a notepad.

"What is this dish? It must be something very extravegant to have a perfect being such as yourself loving it." Kid asked with a strange look on his face. Liz leaned in as well, since she might be able to find a boyfriend if she could make a popular dish.

"Ramen! I remember my very first bowl of ramen as a young boy. The texture was perfect, the flavor was a rainbow of amazing tastes. The softness of the noodles, and broth to kill for. Nothing is better than a nice warm bowl of ramen!" Naruto yelled with a look of near orgasmic pleasure on his face. Kid was writing down every single word Naruto had said with a determined expression.

"-nice warm bowl of ramen! That is all very good to know." Kid said as he clicked his pen and put them in his pocket with the paper.

"Now I want some Ramen. Some Rameeeeen!" Patty yelled childishly, but the idiotic grin on her face showed she was joking around. That or she was very stupid, and she was not joking at all.

Nobody really knew when it came to Patty.

"Ramen sounds good and all, but the best food would have to be sushi. The way cold fish tastes, and the chewable texture far surpasses ramen." Soul said, before he was lifted up in the air by his collar.

"I have had this arguement with a person before, and now they are to eat through a straw. Now, what food is better?" Naruto threatened, and gulps could be heard around the room. Let it be known Naruto was NOT a fan of sushi, and found raw fish to be very disgusting.

"R-ramen?"

Naruto dropped Soul back on the couch and was all smiles again, and people had to wonder if he was bipolar.

"Everyone knows chocolate bars are the greatest food, so all this fighting is pointless. It is obvious that the food that I, the mighty Black Star, choses will be the greatest food fit for a person that will surpass god!" Black Star yelled as he took a pose, and he was met annoyed stares.

"Your standing in the chips." Liz dead panned, but thankfully Naruto had seen this coming so he had grabbed the bowl of Doritos before Black Star could step in them. He did not care about the Lays at all.

"Maka Chop!"

"Hehehe, and down goes a person that claims to surpass god... to a book." Naruto chuckled as blood splurted out of his head. It kinda reminded him of the good old days when he would ask Sakura on a date, and she would beat his face in...

The second that thought hit his head Naruto realized something.

His life before Tsubaki reallu sucked.

"I am really surprised at how clean this place is. It is a very nice place you have here." Kid commented when he took the time to spread his gaze around the room.

"Maka makes me clean up whatever I mess up, so I would hope it was clean." Soul commented, and Naruto made a whipping sound. Tsubaki hid her giggles behind her hand so that nobody would notice her laughing at Soul.

"So it is only the two of you here?" Kid asked, even though the answer should have been obvious.

"Howdy! Enjoying the party?"

Everyone turned their heads towards one of the doorways, and Soul had his head rocketed back by a nose bleed. Kid blushed and tried to look away, but his eyes were glued to the form in front of them.

Standing there only wearing a towel over her body was a large breasted girl that had yellow eyes and long purple hair. Her body was one that many girls would kill for, and she had a natural sexiness about her. Small purple cat ears rested on top of her head.

"How would one of you boys like to take a bath with me... Naruto!" The woman shouted when she laid eyes on the blond trying to sneak out of the window. Now Tsubaki was interested in who this woman was, and how she knew Naruto. The woman took a step forward and the towel slipped. "Oopsie!"

'Whatever you do Naruto, don't get turned on. Stay faithful to Tsubaki... damn that is a perfect rack. NO! Bad Naruto. Think about Tsubaki... Mmmm, she would look sexy covered in ramen. Damnit! The more I try and think about something else the sexier the thoughts I am starting to think.' Naruto thought in annoyance, and panic. The fact Tsubaki was letting out a surprising amount of killing intent was unnerving.

"Naruto... how do you know this woman!?" Tsubaki asked with a deadly tone.

"She tried to molest me when Spirit took me to a Hostess Club! Now I make my escape!" Naruto yelled as he jumped out of the window. The now naked cat girl followed after him, and Tsubaki jumped out after her.

"Wait for me Naruto!"

"Stay away from MY Boyfriend!"

Naruto would never have a peaceful day in his life, and he was okay with that. He loved things just the way they were, because he had never had as much fun.

Chapter End.

Like I said before, I really do NOT feel very good right now. Twisty will reappear in the story later, but right now she is more of a nuisence than a plus to the story.

Also, I am starting to get annoyed with people demanding I not make this harem or to make this a harem. I am keeping my choice on this issue a secret, and no amount of begging will make me tell anyone if it is harem or not. I CAN and WILL change my mind at any moment.

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