Title: The DiNozzo Diaries 3: Dangerous Liasons
Author: rekkidbraka
Rating: T
Pairings: Tony D. and Ziva D.
Category: Romance; humor; angst
Disclaimer: No infringement intended.
Spoilers: From final two eps. of Season 6
Summary: Sequel to "The DiNozzo Diaries 1 & 2." Special Agent Tony DiNozzo's most private thoughts and desires revealed, chapter by chapter. TIVA. Warning: Intense sexual content in some chapters. No slash.

-------------------- The DiNozzo Diaries 3: Dangerous Liasons ---------------------

Why, Kate? You HATED Ari. You said you did, anyway.

And now... this.

I don't understand it. But I'm gonna try.

Okay... talk to me, Kate. Help me figure this out.

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"When are you coming back to D.C.? I miss you. And you know why. I know you HAVE to spend your time with HER but it's OK. It is what it is, right? I'm thinking of the last night we spent together and what you promised me. Totally gonna hold you to that, Ari. Hey, you OWE me after what I did for YOU. (Not that I didn't enjoy doing it.)

Love you; stay safe - K"

Ugh. Please. "K"? "LOVE you?" I'm gonna be sick. I know I'm giving up a lot, working for Mossad on this mission -- decent food, normal sleep, snacks, SEX with Ziva -- but I'm not going to be able to keep from throwing up if I have to read Kate and Ari's love letters. Damn... they might have good intel on Jeanne, though, and I need that. So I'll stock up on stomach meds.

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"Why the HELL did you come into NCIS HQ like gangbusters, SHOOTING GERALD?!!! DAMMIT, ARI, GERALD AND DR. MALLARD ARE MY FRIENDS! HUGE MISTAKE AND NO, I DO NOT FORGIVE YOU, YOU S.O.B.!"

Now THAT'S the Kate I know. Hold up -- she KNEW Ari already? I'm confused.

Wait... the dates on these... The notebooks are out of order. Well, I am just skimming them right now. I'll give them a deep read when I have lots more time on my hands -- say, when I'm NOT having sex with Ziva. Like, later tonight. And all the other nights.

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"I've been given your address by Special Agent Shepard. She tells me we'll be working together - Black Ops - on the La Grenouille assignment. I'm to take care of him while you handle the daughter. Jeanne Benoit -- she's a doctor, a medical student here in D.C. Apparently she's the key to all of it. René claims she's not aware of his 'business' but Jenny says the girl is the heir to the empire. They're both highly dangerous, especially the daughter - so watch yourself. I'll inform you on whatever intel I collect on La Grenouille as I gather it.

Jenny says you're coming to D.C. soon. Get in touch with me when you arrive. We need to meet soonest. But we've GOT to keep this DEEP COVER. If my NCIS superior or the other team members found out about this assignment -- or that I was assisting Mossad at Jenny's request -- everything would be ruined. But you understand that. Jenny's told me I can trust you completely and I trust her. So I'm looking forward to working with you, Ari."

My GOD. Kate knew JENNY? ARI knew JENNY?!!! She was supervising them BOTH on Black Ops... Holy...

La Grenouille... Jeanne...

Kate and Ari -- Jenny had them doing ... what she made ME do.

I finished THEIR mission. Their SECRET mission.

Ari wasn't plotting against NCIS.

He was working FOR us.

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"Ziva, check this out. Ari and Kate -- they were working TOGETHER to bring down La Grenouille and Jeanne. And..."

"... Jenny introduced them. Ari had said he was assisting an Agent Todd with an NCIS case. But that is all he told me -- at first. He did not say anything about René or Jeanne Benoit. Nor did Jenny. I found out only when the mission began to fail and Ari panicked."

"YOU knew?"

"Only that he was at that time helping NCIS and that Jenny insisted it be kept completely undercover. Only Jenny, Ari, Agent Todd, my father and I knew of any mission. And I was not privy to the details until the end, as I say. I did not meet Agent Todd, unfortunately."

"OK, so Ari was on OUR side. Then... what happened? What changed? Why'd he ... do what he did? Why'd you ... do what YOU did?"

"HE changed. SHE changed him. I do not know how, but she managed to turn my brother against everyone who loved him -- even Agent Todd."

"Yeah... I got a feeling I know EXACTLY how Jeanne pulled that off."

"Tony, she must be stopped. With Kort backing her she is more dangerous than ever. And their falling out will only be temporary until they again need each other for business purposes."

"Or just get lonely."

"A feeling I understand, I admit. I have missed you, Tony. I do miss you."

"Uh-HUH... So what happened to the whole Mossad 'self-denial' idea, Z? Hm?"

"There is such a thing as too much self-control, as you have told me time and time again. Letting loose is good for the body and mind, also."

"Ahhh... You are a fine student, my ninja. I'm thinking we should let loose right now. Maybe at least three or four times tonight."

"At least. You are now Mossad-trained, so I expect your stamina is far greater than before."

"Did I miss that part of the ... um... workout?"

"Why do you think I pushed you so hard to your physical limits, Tony?"

"THIS is Mossad training, too? Seriously... SERIOUSLY?"

"We pride ourselves on being expert at EVERYTHING we do."