Another song fic with lyrics, sorry, but it needs to be done this way. Keeping in check with my last post, here goes the description and song title…

Don't be Stupid, by Shania Twain:

Fang got the message from Max (3rd book), seconds after listening to Don't be Stupid on the radio. What will he think of this minor coincidence?

Fang's POV:

So Iggy, Gazzy and I are in the Internet Café when some country song came on the radio. I think it was by Shania Twine; or something like that. I tried to ignore the song, but the lyrics rang in my head.

(AN: You can skip the lyrics if you want.)

You're so complicated you hang over my shoulder
When I read my mail
I don't appreciate it
When I talk to other guys
You think they're on my tail

I get so aggrevated when I get off the phone
And get the third degree
I'm really feelin' frustrated
Why don't you take a pill and put a little trust in me
And you'll see

Don't freak out until you know the facts
Relax

Don't be stupid you know I love ya
Don't be ridiculous you know I need ya
Don't be absurd you know I want ya
Don't be impossible oh oh oh

I'm mad about you (I'm mad about you)
I can't live without you (I can't live without you)
I'm crazy about you (I'm crazy about you)
Don't be stupid you know I love ya

Stop overreacting
You even get suspicious when I paint my nails
It's definitely distracting
The way you dramatize every little small detail

Don't freak out until you know the facts
Relax Max

Don't be stupid you know I love ya
Don't be ridiculous you know I need ya
Don't be absurd you know I want ya
Don't be impossible oh no no

I'm mad about you (I'm mad about you)
I can't live without you (can't live without you)
I'm crazy about you (I'm crazy about you)
Don't be stupid you know I love you

Don't be stupid you're my baby

ohh I'm mad about you (I'm mad about you)
I can't live without you (can't live without you)
I'm crazy about you (I'm crazy about you)
Don't be stupid you know I love ya
Don't be ridiculous you know I need ya
Don't be absurd you know I want ya
Don't be impossible

impossible no, no, no, no, don't be,
don't be, dont be, baby, dont be, ridiculous no no,
oh don't be stupid

It felt like the lyrics were speaking directly to me, even though that was stupid. But everything was put into perspective when Mike came in a showed me the message from Max.

THIS IS FROM MAX. READ IT NOW!!!!

We're in Germany. Town of Lendeheim. Big castle here, head of Itex. Lots of really bad stuff. Come as fast as you can. (Hi Fang! From Nudge. I miss you!) Do NOT blow this off. COME!!! We have days, maybe hours. I mean it, you better get your butt over here. Max.

I couldn't help but recall the lyrics that had been on the radio just seconds ago.

Don't be stupid you know I love ya
Don't be ridiculous you know I need ya
Don't be absurd you know I want ya
Don't be impossible oh no no

I'm mad about you (I'm mad about you)
I can't live without you (can't live without you)
I'm crazy about you (I'm crazy about you)
Don't be stupid you know I love you

impossible no, no, no, no, don't be,
don't be, dont be, baby, dont be, ridiculous no no,
oh don't be stupid

All I had to think was, 'What if I was meant to listen to this song? What were the odds of that song being on the radio, just before I got that message?' but I was just over analyzing it. Or was I?