Title: The DiNozzo Diaries 3: After Hours
Author: rekkidbraka
Rating: T
Pairings: Tony D. and Ziva D.
Category: Romance; humor; angst
Disclaimer: No infringement intended.
Spoilers: From final two eps. of Season 6
Summary: Sequel to "The DiNozzo Diaries 1 & 2." Special Agent Tony DiNozzo's most private thoughts and desires revealed, chapter by chapter. TIVA. Warning: Intense sexual content in some chapters. No slash.

-------------------- The DiNozzo Diaries 3: After Hours ---------------------

[Director Vance's office]

"Everything's going well on my end. DiNozzo saw Jeanne Benoit in my office -- just as we planned. Had the expected reaction. Completely lost it. Gibbs yanked him outta here. No, I think it's gonna go smooth as silk. And our hands? Stay clean."

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[inside the elevator - MTAC]

"Don't call HER my MOTHER, Agent Gibbs! She gave birth to me, but she was NEVER a MOTHER to me!"

"Didn't get the chance to be."

"Do NOT blame my FATHER for that! He LOVED me! He made sure that I had the BEST of everything growing up and if SHE had ever wanted to really KNOW what happened to me, she could have tried to find out! She had the resources! And she NEVER tried to find me -- NEVER!"

"Your father made sure Jenny thought you'd died right after you were born. She was a kid herself back then. You think she was gonna go against someone like him, someone that powerful?"

"You know what? I don't want to TALK about this! Let me OUT of here! NOW!"

"Okay... You go on and keep doin' whatever it is you and Vance are doin'. But ya oughta know somethin', Jeanne."

"And what's THAT, Agent Gibbs?"

"I got a real long memory. And I remember that ya tried to kill Tony twice and Ziva once. So YOU remember this: You're sure as hell NOT gonna get that chance again. Not on MY watch... Door's open. After you... Doctor."

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[outside NCIS headquarters]

Never a good sign when Ziva drives. I should be the one behind the wheel, especially considering that, according to all the documentation, she's legally dead. What happens if you get pulled over Driving While Dead? Can they arrest you for that? "But, Your Honor, how could I have been going 80 in a 30 mph zone? I've been dead for two months. In fact, I'm not even really here in this court right now. Not technically." Hmmm...

We're tailing Jeanne. Must be plenty of extra cash in the old NCIS coffers lately 'cause it looks like Vance has her all set up with a personal driver. What? A few years running guns illegally around the globe and she forgets how to drive stick? Yeah, right.

"Tony, did you not say Jeanne was wearing dark glasses in Vance's office this morning?"

"Yeah. Why?"

"She is still wearing them."

"So?"

"It is nearly dark. Why should she need sunglasses at this hour?"

"Or that cane?"

"Or the man assisting her to the car?"

"Or the car?"

Oh! OHHHHH! JESUS CHRIST!

"Tony! She is..."

"... blind. Son of a..."

"I believe we have just found our ace in the bowl."

"Hole, Ziva."

"And what good would an ace do you in a hole?"

"As much good as it'd do you in a bowl. Focus! Jeanne can't see us watching her. Ha HAH! Let's go see where she's set up house this go-round. I say we look for wherever small animals are scurrying away in terror. They fear snakes."

"Fine. I will put the metal to the pedal."

"Other way around."

"WILL you stop CORRECTING me, TONY?!!!"

"Sorry, Sweet Cheeks."

"Forgive me, my love. I did not mean to snap at you. It has been a long day. And I do not like where this mission is going."

"Me neither. Especially since it's leading us to Jeanne's place tonight."