Title: The DiNozzo Diaries 3: Roman Holiday
Author: rekkidbraka
Rating: T
Pairings: Tony D. and Ziva D.
Category: Romance; humor; angst
Disclaimer: No infringement intended.
Spoilers: From final two eps. of Season 6
Summary: Sequel to "The DiNozzo Diaries 1 & 2." Special Agent Tony DiNozzo's most private thoughts and desires revealed, chapter by chapter. TIVA. Warning: Intense sexual content in some chapters. No slash.
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Ziva and Eli are having it out right now about his little visit. Most girls are happy when Daddy surprises them but my girl knows the drill: Something's up.
She's trying to get it out of him -- whatever "it" is -- but that? Is just not gonna happen. Reminds me of those National Geographic specials where you see two rams butting horns until one of them either gives up or drops dead. Only thing is with these two, they've both got too much pride to quit -- or die.
So what's gonna end up happening is that Ziva and I will have to figure out Eli's game. Along with whatever Jeanne's up to. Along with whatever Vance is up to.
Yeah, we've got our hands full. It's a mess.
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"WHAT THE HELL'S GOING ON AROUND HERE, LEON?"
"You ever KNOCK, Gibbs?"
"ANSWER ME! DAMMIT, WHERE'S KORT?!!!"
"Your guess is as good as mine."
"Ohhh no! DON'T gimme that -- no way in HELL he breaks outta federal custody during a trip to court and gets away clean. Not without somebody givin' the OK for it somewhere higher up!"
"If you're implying I'd tamper with our investigation of Kort, I suggest you reconsider that statement RIGHT now, Special Agent GIBBS! Also that you remember just WHO you're talking to!"
"Trust me, Leon. I remember. What I wanna know is, do YOU remember what Kort tried to do to DiNozzo? Because I do. And I'm gonna find the son of a bitch, bring him back here and you better believe he's gonna talk. If he's still breathin'."
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"Shalom."
"Shalom. That problem I said we have? Still there. Gibbs isn't gonna let it go."
"Nor will my Ziva. Or Agent DiNozzo. But it is not for us to concern ourselves with, my friend. As I told you, the players will handle everything as we wish."
"What if Kort doesn't bite? Or Gibbs finds him before he can?"
"You worry too much. Go home early tonight. Relax. Enjoy a nice dinner with your lovely wife and children. If your Agent Gibbs finds Kort, perhaps he will solve that matter for us. Ziva and Tony? Perhaps they will handle the Benoit girl. Or Kort and Benoit will, as we have planned, take care of one another. I do not see how we can lose in such a scenario. One way or another, the traitors? They die."