Title: The DiNozzo Diaries 3: Duplicity
Author: rekkidbraka
Rating: T
Pairings: Tony D. and Ziva D.
Category: Romance; humor; angst
Disclaimer: No infringement intended.
Spoilers: From final two eps. of Season 6
Summary: Sequel to "The DiNozzo Diaries 1 & 2." Special Agent Tony DiNozzo's most private thoughts and desires revealed, chapter by chapter. TIVA. Warning: Intense sexual content in some chapters. No slash.
-------------------- The DiNozzo Diaries 3: Duplicity ---------------------
That other shoe Ziva and I knew was gonna drop the minute we woke up and found Daddy D on our doorstep saying he was just in town to see his little girl during a quick 'business' trip?
It just took a header big-time right through the operation Z, Kensi and I were setting up.
Kensi just called from the hospital.
Callan's in emergency surgery, shot all to hell. Again. Guy's battling me for the title of NCIS Human Swiss Cheese, I guess. Sorry... it's just... DAMMIT, I can't believe this! I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS! Gibbs is meeting Ziva and me at the hospital soon. We're on our way there now. She's driving so we'll be there in just a few...
OK, we're HERE. Gonna check in with Kensi ASAP. But here's what she's told us so far...
Kensi was staking out Jeanne's place. Said Callan was making one of his usual nightly "visits" when all of a sudden she heard gunshots like crazy and Jeanne screaming bloody murder. So Kensi ran up there, busted in and found Callan shot in the living room -- said it looked like he'd been lying on the couch and was surprised; didn't even have time to fire a shot back. She called 911 while she checked the place. All quiet.
Jeanne? She's gone. Again.
"Blind" my hairy ASS. I knew she was lying about that. Just like she lies about everything else.
If Callan dies... that bitch is mine.
And if he doesn't die... that bitch is mine.
Enough of the Mossad way or the NCIS way or the Gibbs way.
Jeanne's goin' down the DiNozzo way.
Kill first, questions later.