Demon Slayer

Chapter 2: My answers

This tells what's going on and why I'm in the middle of it. I don't own kung fu panda, I only own myself. While everything else I talk about belongs to the world lol. Btw the other stuff like Kisuke belongs to Muramasa: the demon blade. But since there's nothing to it on the site I'm going to put it in either way.

I can still see it, I kept seeing myself killing those demons; the look in my eyes, it was something that would make a grown man fall to his knees. The next person I came after was myself. "No, no stop!"

"DIE!"

"STOP!" I exclaimed

It was all a dream, I must have fell asleep; it was saturday and I thought I should relax for a while, so I turned on the TV to watch some saturday cartoons. 'Was all of that a dream? Maybe... I should check outside.'

So I got up from the couch and headed for the front door, as I slowly opened it I checked to see if anything was there. The porch looked normal, but on the left side of it stood Po and Shifu... sleeping together!? Po actually had Shifu in his arms, I felt like laughing but I kept it in with all my might. 'Oh god, I so need a picture of this!'

I quickly grabbed the camera from the dining room table and took a quick snapshot, if this doesn't help me I don't know what will; when I saw them move I quickly put the camera in my pants pocket and said "Good morning, had a nice sleep?"

"Good morning to you too." Po greeted "I actually thought you didn't want to see us again."

"Well, I wanted to talk about what's going on." I answered "Besides, I think I need to know."

"Junior, what are you...?"

My mom came out from her room and was shocked from the situation. "Ok, you guys definetly need to give me answers now."

After a few minutes, I let them in and Shifu started to explain everything. "My name is Shifu, this is the dragon warrior Po."

"Nice to meet you." Po greeted

"It's not like we don't know you." I muttered 'After all, you have a freaking movie about you guys.'

"We came here to find the chosen weilder of this sword." Shifu said, holding the sword "My old master came to me in a dream, he told me about someone coming from the land of the dead and using a sword with the power of demons to rule the world. But he told me about someone able to defeat him, a young boy."

"Namely... me?" I asked

"Yep, this sword belongs to you." Po said, giving me the sword "Your the new owner of Kageichi Muramasa."

"Whoa, Kageichi Muramasa!?" I exclaimed "B-But, I made up that sword!"

"What?" They asked

"Well, I write stories online and in one of my stories I made this sword." I explained "It actually looks the same way I thought in my stories. How can this be real?"

"Simple, because it was made by Muramasa himself." Shifu answered

"Ok that makes some since, but how am I the chosen warrior?" I asked

"Oh I can tell you, do you know a guy named Kisuke?" Po said

"Wait Kisuke, ninja guy?"

"Yep."

"Black hair, blue outfit."

"Yes."

"Uses demon blades for good."

"That's the guy."

I walked into my room to grab something, I came back and said "Did he look like this?"

I showed them the case of the Muramasa video game, it showed the picture of Kisuke; Shifu examined it and said "Yes, he's your ancestor."

"What, ok now I know this is crazy!" I exclaimed "My dad's jamaican, and my mom's american. No way he's my ancestor!"

"Not every ancestor has to be from the same race." Po explained

"... You got a point there, maybe I am who your looking for." I said, giving in 'After all, that is my sword. Maybe I can learn more about what's going on."

"But you'll need training." Shifu stated "Last time you fought you were just swinging in every direction. You have no coordination, and no grace with a sword, most of all..."

"I get it I suck, you don't have to be a total prick about it!" I said, annoyed "But if you wanna play like that, I'll use this picture of you guys."

I showed them the camera and the picture showed up, the were so freaked out and embarrassed that I started laughing; with an evil smile I said "Maybe I should put this on my computer and upload it on youtube, I bet I could get a thousand hits with this. Plus there are alot of fangirls who would love to see this little yaoi scene."

I felt evil for a sec, awesome; I smiled and said "Don't worry I won't, besides this is great. I feel like I have my very own anime, maybe I can do some incredible stuff! Like jumping to high places, walking on walls, doing acrobatics... um, what else?"

"A quadruple backflip!" Po said, smiling

"Yeah, and then I can fight on the walls!"

"And in the air!"

"Oh yeah, I could even do a samurai quickdraw!"

I felt like a little kid in a candy store, and Po was my friend having fun with me; Shifu chuckled and said "Is every kid in your 'animes' the same as you?"

"Some, but hey they even get to use giant robots so cares. That and theres fanservice." I said, smiling "I also need a cool catchphrase, something badass and sexy."

"Awesome, how about skadoosh!"

"That's your thing, cool as it is I want my own."

"I still don't understand it, but if you can help Junior then you can stay here." My mom assured

"What, where are they supposed to sleep?" I asked "If there gonna sleep in our rooms I'm definetly gonna feel disturbed, that's basically calling them our pets!"

"We'll sleep in here." Shifu answered "Thank you again for letting us stay."

"Sure, just don't cuddle again or I'll get more pictures."

"Hey!"

"That's enough panda, now about training..."

"Later, I have to finish my cartoons first." I said, watching TV "Then I have to watch new episodes online."

'This boy is... interesting.' Shifu thought "Any ideas panda... Po?"

Next thing I knew Po was sitting next to me, watching the cartoons too; Shifu sighed and said "He's contagious."

To be continued

Training starts next time. Chapter 3 coming soon.