Demon Slayer

Chapter 7: Martial Arts Club

No fighting demons in this chapter, I guess its more of comedy. Kung fu panda is owned by dreamworks, Momohime is owned by Vanillaware which made Muramasa: The demon blade. The only thing I own is me and my sword.

A day has passed since that whole situation, and since I left for school earlier with Po and Shifu I didn't ride with my neighbor; among everything I thought something "Okay, I get why were walking to school, I even get why your going to school with me, but now I need to know... why the hell am I bringing my sword with me!?"

"Because, we don't know what'll happen if demons come to your school again." Shifu answered "At least we have something to hide it."

"Oh yeah, hiding it with a cloth will make it that less suspicious." I said, sarcasticly

"Momohime didn't mind." Po said, smiling "So, are you gonna tell her your feelings, hello?"

Momohime, I wonder if she's ok from yesterday; to think that my first kiss would be from saving a girls life, was that luck or something else. But man, when she used the demon blade she was totally berserk... in a seductive kind of way. I hope she'll be alright when helping us. "Junior!"

"What, what you say?" I asked

"Good morning, Kohai."

I saw Momohime at the front of the school, and she was wearing the school uniform; in her hands was her sword hidden in a cloth like mines, I smiled and said "Hey Momo, ready for school?"

"Yup, Shifu told me about the club he made too." She answered

"Club, what club?"

"I bet it's something for you two." Po teased "Something romantic with... ow!"

Using the swords sheath I whacked Po on the head before he said anything else; Shifu then said "It's a surprise, just meet me in the gym after school."

"Alright, we'll see you in health today anyway." I answered

When we got in class, people were surprised to see us sitting together; through all the classes we had we talked and enjoyed the day, when we finally went to health we found Shifu who said "Welcome students, for those of you who haven't met me my name is Shifu, I'm the father of Po and Junior. Today I'll be teaching you the about physical health... yes, what is your question?"

He pointed to one of my classmates, a girl named Lindsey; she asked "Why do you look like a animal?"

"Simple, I was born with the rare disorders that Po has now." Shifu answered "When he was born he inherited my disorders, for a while it felt like we would be alone after Po's mother died. But when I met Junior's mother... I felt a new flame in my heart, and I was even happier to have a son who excepts the way I am."

Wow, the entire class was touched by that, even though it was a lie; Po even shedded a few tears himself, I guess it's because he was adopted so he doesn't know his real parents. I thought I should comfort him so I put a hand on his shoulder to tell him that he wasn't alone, he was really happy. Then another classmate, a boy named wascar said "What did you do to Junior?"

"Nothing, the only thing I did was train him in kung fu." Shifu answered "What you see now is what he obtained through it."

"My dad's a kung fu master." I explained "He learned from his master, and taught me and Po."

"Then what happened to your hair?"

"I told you guys, my hair just grew quickly one day." I answered "So basically I'm my own anime character, but if any of you call me emo you'll regret it."

Another classmate, a boy named Ervens asked "Are you going to teach us kung fu?"

"Actually, I asked the school and they allowed me to make a new club." Shifu answered "It's a martial arts club, so whoever wants to join, please sign up."

Everyone rushed towards his desk like wild animals, they signed up and the bell rang instantly; while everyone left I asked "So, your not really gonna train them... aren't you?"

"The demons are attracted to you remember?" Shifu asked "Besides, theres only three people joining."

"In other words... me, Po, and Momo." I answered "By the way, the way you said that made it sound like I'm some demon magnet."

Just to skip the whole school day, I'm gonna say: after school.

(Time Skip)

"Ah, skipping scenes are really good sometimes."

"What are you talking about?" Po asked

"Nothing, so were here, now what?" I asked

"Now, we meditate." Shifu answered, sitting in lotus position "Meditation calms the mind, and helps it focus on the task at hand. Now focus, find your inner peace."

I never did something like this, but I gave it a shot; I took a couple of deep breaths, but nothing happened until I was blinded by a flash of light. When the light disappeared I found myself in a place filled with hot fog. 'Where am I, it's so hot it feels like a sauna. Wait, is that... Momohime?'

I saw Momohime in a towel, but I also saw someone else; the fog was so thick that I couldn't see the persons face, but I could tell it was a man by it's silhouette. The man then said "Hey, feeling better?"

"Should I answer to you?" Momo retorted

"Now, now, I'm only here to give you your clothes." The voice replied

"Even though your the one who got me wet in the first place."

'Wait, what's going on?' I thought

"Come now, you enjoyed it didn't you?" He asked

"Not as much as you'll enjoy this in." She answered

Momohime pointed her sword at him; with a smirk on his face he said "Well this will be my first time, have you done this before?"

"Plenty, and I'll twist it hard... just for you." Momo answered, smiling

"Well, this is really gonna hurt."

"Only for you... Kohai."

'WHAT!?'

"Wake up!"

My body was shaken, and when I woke up I found myself being shook up by Po; I couldn't believe that happened, I couldn't believe me and Momo almost... "Hey what happened?"

"Huh, oh nothing." I answered 'Was that a vision or something? I guess only time will tell.'

"Well, that's enough for today." Shifu announced "Tomorrow we'll start training, let's go home."

That vision was still in my head, and the more I thought about it the more I coudn't figure it out; when I realized it, Momo asked "Kohai, um well... while meditating, did you see something?"

"Uh... you tell me." I replied

"Well, I had a vision about a sauna... we were both in it and..." Momohime blushed a little, unable to finish her sentence "If you saw the samething, then... do you think that it'll really happen?"

I felt my face turn beat red, I said "I-I don't know, maybe we should keep that to ourselves. Po may think of it the wrong way anyway."

"What are you guys talking about?" Po asked

"Nothing!"

To be continued

Sexual inuendos are fun, but will it really happen? Chapter 8 coming soon.