Demon Slayer Chapter 9: Fun at the Beach, a kung fu panda fanfic

Demon Slayer

Chapter 9: Fun at the Beach

Warning: This chapter contains fan service... come one you have to had seen this coming. If I'm gonna have a chapter at the beach, then I'm definetly gonna have some fan service! I do not own kung fu panda or Muramasa characters, only me and my sword. Oh yeah, this chapter takes place on a Sunday.

"Um, Shifu can I ask you something?"

"Yes, what is it?"

"Why am I giving both you and Po a massage?" I asked, annoyed as hell "Cause I sure as hell know that this isn't part of my training."

"What, even we need to relax." Po answered

'So many reasons why I should hurt them, but I guess this isn't that bad. Hell if this demon fighting thing doesn't work out I can always work as a massage therapist.' I thought "Man, I knew old people had big knots, but this is ridiculous."

"I'd like for you to not call me 'old'." Shifu explained "Also, the knots are what happens when you're a kung fu master as long as me."

"True, maybe your younger than you look wit all those moves you can do." I said, smiling. That's when someone knocked on the door. "I'll get it."

I felt glad to be able to get out of there, but I was happier to see Momohime at the front door. "Hey Momo, I see you got the directions right."

"Yeah, thanks for inviting me to your house Kohai." Momohime thanked

"Whoa, you invited her!?" Po said, smiling "I never knew you two would go so quickly, I'm impressed."

"Po... forget it, so how are you today?" I asked

"Just fine, doing whatever I can to get stronger." She answered "Were you in the middle of something?"

"Yeah, these guys got me giving them a massage."

"Why?" Momo asked

"That's a good question Momo!" I exclaimed "You know what? Screw you guys, I wanna have some fun!"

"Me too!" Po agreed

"Then let's go to the beach!" Momo suggested "I could bring my sisters too."

"Y-You mean, Kongiku and Yuzuruha?" I stuttered

"Yeah, and since Po and Shifu want to relax we can go to our spa after the beach."

"You guys have a spa?" Po asked

"Yep, hot spring and everything." Momo said, smiling

'Momo, Kongiku, and Yuzuruha in swimsuits... get a hold of yourself! But still, seeing them like that might make me overheat.' I thought "I guess it's cool, can we Shifu?"

"Very well, but only because it's a sunday." Shifu answered

This is actually weird for me, I don't really like the beach; the amount of sea water that comes on me only comes on my knees. Is it because of Momohime and the others, or is it because I want to see her and her sisters in bikini's? Sometimes I wonder if I have a demonic side that urges my body to do things I don't want to do, but in anycase I asked my mom if she could give us a ride and I told Momo to meet us there. When we made it to Seaside Beach, the three of us went to a changing booth and came out in swimsuits, I wore some camo trunks, while Shifu wore orange and blue, and as payback for Po I made him wear these tight blue trunks but with his weight he was able to stretch them out. While waiting for Momo and her sisters I realized something "Are those girls over there... staring at me?"

"What, this never happened to you before?" Po asked

"I wasn't exactly a chick magnet when I was my old self." I answered 'I wonder if Momohime only likes me for my new body too?'

"She likes you for who you are on the inside, not because of how you look like." Shifu explained

"Who are you talking about?" I asked

"Do you have to ask?" He said, smiling

"... Thanks."

"Hey guys!"

"Hey Mo-whoa!"

(A/N: Ladies and gentleman, I give to you... fan service.)

When I turned around I saw three girls in front of me, each of them wearing different colored swimsuits; Momohime's swimsuit was like her kimono, pink with flowers on it. Then I saw the two older girls next to her, the one on the left had brown eyes and wore a dark red two piece swimsuit like Momo, while the other had blue eyes and wore a green swimsuit, the only similarity to them was that they both had silver hair. My heart was pounding like crazy, and I could feel sweat go down my spine. 'It's like the whole fruit group at once, Momo equals apples, blue eyes equals grapefruits, and the brown eyed girl has freaking melons! If I died, don't bring me back to life!'

(A/N: For those who don't understand, the different fruits mean their breast size.)

"These are my sisters, the one on the left is Kongiku while the one on the right is Yuzuruha." Momo introduced "This is Kohai, he's my first friend from school."

'Stay calm, make freaking sentence!' I thought "U-Um, it's nice to meet...!?"

Kongiku held me close and said "Thank you for saving Momohime, if it wasn't for you she wouldn't be here."

My whole face turned red 'To close... to close... hard to breathe... their pressed on my chest... don't lose it.' I took a deep breath and said "Your welcome, and it's nice to meet you two. These are my friends, Po and Shifu."

"It's a pleasure to meet you." Shifu greeted

"H-H-Hi my names P-P-Po!" Po stuttered

"Nice to meet you all." Yuzuruha greeted "I hope we can have fun."

"Alright then, let's go!" I exclaimed

I come to realize that over the few days, I started to become more of a leader; it's not like me to lead people, but they didn't mind at all. Po and Momo were playing in the water together, while Shifu and the other girls laid down under Yuzuruha's red umbrella. While I watched Momo she called me out saying "Kohai, why don't you come in!"

"Huh, oh right!" I answered "So Momo, what's it like at your sisters spa?"

"It's actually pretty busy, kind of makes me wish we didn't live there sometimes." Momo explained "But then I remember why after taking a dip in the hot springs."

"Cool, what else do you have there?" I asked

"We also have massage therapy, if you like we could offer you a job." She teased

"Thanks but just so were clear, I'll only do girls."

"Ok, then could you give me a massage sometime?" Momohime asked

"W-Well..."

I think Po took this as an opprotunity, because without us knowing it he pushed Momohime towards me and ended up falling on top of me; her wet body went from my stomach to the top of my head. 'GOD YES, UGH!'

In my head I was having my own orgasm, while in the real world I was toally out knocked out; when I woke up I found myself under Kongiku, I almost fainted until I heard Momo's voice "Kohai, are you alright?"

"Oh, I'm fine." I answered "Nothing I can't handle."

"Sorry Jun, I went to far." Po apologized

"It's ok, hey is that music?"

"While you were out they announced a concert on the beach." Shifu explained "Maybe you should go and sing."

"Wait, what!?"

"Kohai, you can sing?" Momo asked

"N-No!"

"Yes he can!" Po said, smiling

"Well, I'm not that good at it."

"He's awesome, you should've heard his voice!"

"Well I won't do it, I'm not good at singing with people watching." I said, embarrassed

"Really, I'd love to hear you sing." Momo said

I could feel my face turning red, I was still scared but I smiled and said "Ok, I'll give it a shot."

"Alright, who else wants to show there stuff?" The announcer asked

"I do, I'll sing next." I answered

"Whoa, who are you?"

"My names Junior, this is my first time doing something like this."

"Why don't you tell me about your parents?" He asked

"Um, well my dad's jamaican and..."

"Well then, why don't you sing some regae."

"What!?"

This is where I tell you my problem, I'm half jamaican but I know nothing about it; I can't do the accent, the language, hell I don't even know a single song! But then I remembered this one song I liked, so I whispered it to the announcer. "Ok then, our next singer is Junior singing king of the dance hall."

After listening to the song on youtube, I was able to remember all the lyrics; so when the music started playing it was my time to shine.

Eeeh heh, zagga zow,
zagga now now now now now
Ziggy, yo, lets do this

Pon bed pon floor against wall
We sex dem all till dem call mi
Im di girls dem sugar dats all
Welcome di king of di dancehall
Pon bed pon floor against wall
We sex dem all till dem call mi
Im di girls dem sugar dats all
Welcome di king of di dancehall

(Hello meet buddy gal!) Play wid dem hair
(Catch it now gimme nuh hickey gal!)
Dont yuh dare (Titty stiff eeeh?)
Remove yuh undawear
Waan mi fi ram it to stick it to jam it in widout
(Gal fi get sex though)
Who dat a ask mi why?
Gallis mi ask mi question nuh funky guy
(Whats up fattty?)
So how yuh act so shy
Mi nuh beg kitty but mi a like a bligh
Why, just so as yuh foot up high
Cause I, yes I believe yuh can, fly, straight to di sky
Betweenie mi name mi between yuh thighs
(Mi nuh Batman!)
Afta mi nuh Robin guy
If you and I ever knot to tie
Nuh shy, when mi stab it then yuh reply
(Woman Orgasm)
Bite yuh lips and cross yuh eyes, cause

(Woman Speaking)
(Come here pretty girl)
Yuh body shape so good
Let mi introduce yuh to a piece a wood
(*Beenie can I be your girl?)
I tink yuh should But I, dont wanna be misundastood
(Nuh mistake!)
Mi nuh waan a gal widout di pretty face
Mi waan dem kickin in di waist and di body wid di shape
Pon di treble wid di bass and di sound and di place
Whetha I a pon di case see di murda pon yuh face
(This face!)
This is nuh sittin place
Mi stand up and dweet nuh bow dung and taste
Mi nuh run dung naany nuh chicken chase
She fi know di sex limits stop at sixty eight
(Mi deh a airport a wait!)
Twist some gal wid air freight
Cau di whole a dem di fish a run dung buddy bait
Natural body juice a nuh concentrate
Yuh neva know a so di love doctor great, come on!!!

(Mi belly full a food)
Mi go pon a gal feast
Cau mi go deh so fi sex mi nuh go deh so fi eat
(Miss Know how fi dweet!)
Some people watch cheat
Dem inna car seat but she six inch deep
(When mi unleash)
And she see di one feet
(Yuh mean one foot!)
No mi mean one feet
Cool baby love yuh too hard to discrete
So she tell everybody how she tear up di sheet
(Yuh tink a toenail)
A di sittin weh go skeet
Sticky sticky skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet
(A weh mi start Beenie joke?!)
She tink I dont leave
Mi nuh deal wid dung so baby dont meet
Mi waan a gal wey petite nice and look sweet
When she see di third leg she run like chop meat
From mi know how fi dweet nah back nah retreat
Mi know dat song yah complete, so when mi go so

I never sang to people before so I was afraid that they would laugh, but in the end I actually heard an applause "Amazing, give it up for Junior!"

"I love you!"

"Marry me!"

"I want you so much!"

'It looks like I have fangirls, I gotta be careful now... fangirls are the most violent.' I thought "Thank you, I hope to see you all another time!"

I quickly walked off the stage and rushed to the others, when I got there Momohime embraced me in a hug; I was surprised that I couldn't even say anything. "Kohai that was amazing!"

"Really?"

"I told you didn't I, you rock Jun!" Po said, smiling

"Though I don't really approve of the song I have to agree, you were definetly awesome." Shifu agreed

"You did great." Kongiku complemented

"You have such a beautiful voice." Yuzuruha agreed

"Really, thanks Yuzu." I said, blushing "Sorry, is it ok for me to call you that?"

"Sure."

"You know, I actually had fun today." I explained "So when are we going to your spa?"

"We can go now." Momo answered

To be continued

God if this stuff really happened to me I would be so happy, as for the song I would never be able to sing it in real life, I just can't. Chapter 10 coming soon.