So, you guys know that I continue for all y'all, but I'd like to dedicate this chapter to Stripedpolkadots, who is fun to chat with about Maximum Ride, the books and the manga, and Vera A who is fun to chat with, and who was the first to find something (AKA woodchippers. Hey Vera, what IS a woodchipper?) that I couldn't relate to Maximum Ride! You'll find out who eventually, AKA in this chap :). And, you all wanna know my fav 2 maximum ride quotes? "sexist piglet' and '(insert your choice cuss word here)" Nudge has something to say (oh, god.):
HI! SHE TAUGHT ME HOW TO BE QUIET! BYE!
Ok, that was random. So, on with the story!!!!!!!!
"Nudge, we have to talk to you and Gazzy. Alone." Max said. Wow, she's mad. Let's read her thoughts, folks!
I can't believe Nudge has a boyfriend and didn't tell me! And Gazzy! He didn't even tell Iggy about Alice and….. ANGEL GET OUT OF MY HEAD!
Then tell me about Alice and… uh….
They are Alice Esme Bella Angela Rosalie Jessica Schmidt and Jasper Carlisle Emmett Edward Jacob Charlie Schmidt, offspring of Phil and Renee Schmidt.
Wings? Or no wings? Are they like Lily?
Yeah, they're like Lily. I can't believe they didn't tell us! Well, Make Nudge come with me and Fang, peacefully, and we wont hurt her.
Ok. NUDGE NUDGE NUDGE NUDGE NUD…..
WHAT?!
Go with Max and Fang. Please. Or I'll be forced to use mind control. We'll be in the lazy river. Meet us there in 20 minutes or else we'll go in without you.
Ok. If your not there, I'll stay with Max and Fang, ok?
Yeah, ok.
I walked up to Lily and Ella, pretending to be calm, then screamed "NUDGE HAS A BOYFRIEND! AND GAZZY HAS A GIRLFRIEND!"
I got OMG! OMG! OMG! And a few holy craps!
Then we got over it and went (slowly) to the lazy river. By that time, it had been 20 minutes, and we found Nudge there. Making out, with whom I assumed was Jasper, and Gazzy making out with who I assumed was Alice. I shrieked, then ran over to them.
"Hi, my name's Angel! You must be Jasper and Alice! I can read minds, breath underwater, talk to fish, become a bird of paradise or a mini-Max, and other stuff I can't remember! What can YOU do?!" I babbled.
"Ehhh…. Er….. um…… I can see into the future and Jasper can change emotions." Alice stuttered.
"Oh, that's cool! But I think my powers are cooler! Oh, I'm 9, by the way. How old are you guys?" I asked, all hyper.
"I'm 13. Alice' 11. Just like Nudgie and Gaz." Jasper said.
"Wow, you're a lot like Fang! Oh, and this is Ella.." I said, pointing at Ella, then Lily. "And Lily."
"Pleased to meet you." Lily said.
"HIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Ella squealed, as hyper as I was. We went on the lazy river then, Me, Lily, and Ella in a four person thing, and Nudge, Gaz, Jasper, and Alice in another. It was way cool, with a huge slide thing and stuff. It had activities and everything! We decided to go again. Girls in one tube, guys (+ Lily…… hmmmmm…..) in another. The hmmmm was because Iggy had joined us, and he was flirting with Lily. Let's visit their minds!
Don't read my mind, Angel, or you'll regret it!
Poop! Can I read Iggys?
Yeah, sure. What do I care?
Do you like Iggy?
Uhhh…. Like like? Yeah.
OK!
I went to Iggy's mind then. And….. ok, it's really perverted, but in a sweet kind of way. But you still don't wanna know. Then, we had to go have dinner, then we decided to leave. Ella ended up on a mattress in our room. Nudge kicked her out. A few minutes later, Iggy came in, dragging a pillow, blanket, and spare mattress behind him.
"Got kicked out?" Lily asked.
"Yeah." He replied.
"Wanna help us get Nudge's shoe?" I asked.
Does that mean you and Nudge, or you and Lily, or what?
Me, Nudge, Lily, Ella, and possibly Alice. Which means Gaz will probably come.
Don't even bother asking them.
What?
You don't wanna know, Ange, you don't wanna know.
Well, if you're saying that, I really don't. We're going at 1, so go to sleep, Igs. I'll wake you up.
I grinned at him. He grinned back.
Ok, Ange. Goodnight.
G'night. See you at 1. ;)
Yay! I hope you liked it! And I don't even own anything but Lily. I actually copy writed Twilight, I'm sorry. And, The next chapter will be getting Nudge's shoe off the roof! And bringing it back to her, of course. Ella decided against bringing Nudge and leaving at 12:30 instead, but I didn't write that down. I'm planning on putting a little Igly. Or Ligy. Pick one, faithful readers! LilyHasWings, over and out.
