Demon Slayer
Chapter 13: Demon Slayer Inc.
Another idea I got from the witchblade anime, but it's a little different. I only own me and my own.
"Hey guys, should I keep my hair like this or should I cut it back to the way it was?" I asked
It was Friday, and since it was still thanksgiving we had a day off from school; I didn't really know what to do, I was thinking about what happened to me after I tried to grab Kuzuryu from Tai Lung. I wondered, 'Did I get some of it's power?'
(Flashback)
"Give me what's mine... give me Kuzuryu!"
(End Flashback)
'Why did I say that, do I have some kind of connection with Kuzuryu?' I thought
"I kind of like you with long black hair Kohai." Momo said, smiling "I'd like to bush it sometime, maybe I can even do some hair styles too."
"Oh, maybe I should cut it." I replied
"But it looks so cute!"
"I was kidding, but no hair styles."
"We need something to do, I'm getting bored." Po sighed
"Thinking about it, I want something to do too." I agreed
"Yeah, but I don't know about anything going on." Momo sighed
"An amusement park."
"What?" We asked
"There's supposed to be an amusement park near here." Shifu explained, reading a newspaper "If you all like, we can go."
"Awesome, I'm definetly gonna ride the bumper cars!" Po said, smiling
"Me too!" Momo agreed
"Shooting range, if I get to use guns soon I'm definetly getting some practice!" I exclaimed "That and all the food they'll have, hot dogs, nachos, cotton candy."
"Let's go, my mouth's watering!" Po said, drooling
"Yeah!" Me and Momo exclaimed
'Those two are definetly kids, but now they have Po acting like one... not that he couldn't do it before' Shifu thought, smiling
When we arrived the three of us acted like kids in a candy store, while Shifu just smiled and followed us; Po and Momo headed straight for the bumper cars, while I went to the shooting range with Shifu following me. When I reached the the stand, the standee said, "Think you can get the high score? First one to get it wins a prize."
"Do you think you can win?" Shifu asked
I grabbed two guns and smirked, "Let's rock baby!"
I started shooting every target that came up, I felt like I was using a demon blade for the first time; I shot every target with a bullseye, I even started shooting from every angle. From the side, from behind, I even shot from between my legs. When all my ammo was gone I got into a stance and said, "How's that, three thousand points!"
"Looks like you won, well here's your prize." The standee said
I was actually surprised at what he gave me, it was a blue bear; it had blue fur with big black eyes, and it wore a red and white jumpsuit with red buttons in the middle, "Whoa, is that Teddie from persona 4?"
(A/N: I'll admit I'm Teddie fan, he's just cute!)
"Yeah, here's an extra if you want it." He answered, giving a smaller version to me "Are you gonna give it to a special lady?"
"Huh, um..."
"Forget about it, enjoy your day!"
When we started walking away, I could feel my face turning red from the standee's comment; Shifu saw my face and chuckled, "Are you going to give it to Momohime?"
"I don't know, maybe if she wants it." I said, blushing
"Then you'll keep the other I suppose?" Shifu asked "Why don't you tell her your feelings?"
"My... is it that easy to figure out?"
"Everyone heard the both of you back at the hot springs." He explained "You should be happy to have found someone at someone your age, it won't be long till the both of you get closer to each other."
'Why does that makes me think of the song 'closer' by nine inch nails?' I thought, that's when I realized what he was talking about, "Whoa, Shifu you dirty panda! I never knew you thought of stuff like that, talk about an old perv."
"I-I'm not a perv!" Shifu stuttered "It was just a joke, I guess you can't take one."
"Neither can you sometimes." I retorted "Let's check on Po and Momo, if they're done we can get some ice cream."
"I guess that would be appropriate."
'Messing with Shifu is fun, I wonder... if this is what it feels to have a father son bond?' I thought
"There they are."
Shifu pointed to the bumper cars, and there was Po and Momo riding cars; I watched as the two of them started crashing into different cars and laughing, I actually felt happy for them. I felt like I never saw the both of them so happy, I want Momohime to always be happy, 'Did I just say that, was it a friend thing... or something else?'
"Hey Kohai, when did you get here?" Momo asked
"Huh, not long." I answered "You guys done yet, we're gonna get ice cream."
"Yay, ice cream!" The two of them exclaimed
It only took a few minutes for them to get ready, after that we went to the food court and got some ice cream; Po had a chocolate sundae while Momo had strawberry, Shifu just had a regular ice cream cone and I had a root bear float. I had to admit, seeing Momo blush from taking a bite of her sundae made me realize how cute she was blushing, 'Again, what's going on!?'
"How's your float Kohai?" Momo asked
"Huh, it's great." I answered "Nothing like ice cream when you have it with soda."
"Can I have some, I'll let you some of my sundae."
"O-Ok, sure."
This felt weird to me, tasting a girls ice cream; the sundae actually tasted good, it felt even better to taste it from Momohime. Why does this feel right to me? "Aw, isn't that sweet. Don't you think Shifu?"
"It actually is cute." Shifu agreed
"Oh yeah, if you want Momo you can have this." I said, handing her my prize "It's one of the prizes I got from the shooting range."
"Aw it's so cute, what's his name?" She asked
"Teddie, I have the smaller version so you can keep it." I answered "I'm glad you like it."
It was cute, seeing Momohime cuddle Teddie in her arms; her smile made me happy, "I want you to always smile, to always be happy...!?"
Everyone was staring at me, and Momo's face was beat red, 'I gotta stop speaking out loud!'
"Kohai, how about we go on another ride?" Momo asked
"Sure, where do you wanna go?"
"Maybe... over there?"
I looked at where she was pointing at and I was actually surprised, turns out she was pointing at the ferris wheel; I felt a little nostalgic, Po smiled and said, "I'm going too, I wanna see what happens."
"I guess I'll come as well." Shifu agreed "It might be nice, after all the sunset may look beautiful up there."
"Why not, it might be fun." I said smiling
It felt weird, and I could tell that Po was enjoying this; he along with Shifu was in one part of the ferris wheel, while I was in a different one with Momohime. I watched the sky and it actually looked beautiful, but I got out of it when I realized Momo was holding my arm, "Momo, are you scared of heights?"
"N-Not really... just a little." She said, holding tighter "The sky looks beautiful, doesn't it?"
"Yeah, I never seen it like that," I answered
(I was listening to the music from death note's last episode, it was the last ending. I thought it was romantic.)
'Weird, why am I ok with this? I'm actually happy, it actually feels right to be with her.) I thought
"Kohai, do you like me?" Momo asked "Back in the hot springs, were those feelings true?"
"... Yeah, I never met anyone as beautiful as you." I answered "You're precious to me, your something that I always want to protect, and I want you to smile and to always be happy."
"Kohai."
Our eyes made contact with each other, I never knew how beautiful her brown eyes were; it felt like time had stop, our lips were getting even closer. I thought 'Is this what it feels to be there, is this... my paradise?'
"Kohai look!"
"Holy...!?"
I looked at the window and realized how far we were in the sky, we were actually above the clouds; when the door opened we exited and found out that the clouds were like solid ground, we were actually able to stand on it. Everything was beautiful, the sunset made me tear up a little. "Is this heaven, could this really be... paradise?"
"Hey guys!"
We both turned around to see Po and Shifu running towards us, Shifu asked "Are you two alright?"
"Were fine." I answered
"What's going on, are we seriously in heaven, are we dead?" Po asked, freaked
"No, I think someone brought us here." Momo answered
"Fuujin, look at this!"
We all looked around for the voice but no one was there, but when I looked above I saw two people standing on two black clouds; one was a woman with a skirt holding weights in her hands, while the other one was a man, he was shorter than the woman and had green skin with a horn on his head. He looked at us and said "You think these are the people were looking for Raijin?"
"They're nothing but kids and animals." The woman named Raijin answered "But that girl, she looks familiar."
"Hmm... yeah, she looks like the girl you lost to years ago." Fuujin explained "I think it's Momohime."
"I'm sorry, but I think your talking about my ancestor." Momo stated, but she was ignored
"I knew it, I told you before that I wasn't going to hold back next time you try to come here!" Raijin said, charging electricity in her hands "This time I'll show you my real power, feel the power of Raijin: Goddess of Thunder!"
The blast headed straight for Momohime, and since she didn't have her sword she was a sitting duck; I didn't know what to do, but my body went in front of her and took the blast for her. But it felt like my body was turned off, my functions weren't reacting and my heart was slowing down. In the end, I fell to the ground. 'I guess this is it, I didn't think this was how I'd die."
"Damn, the brat took the hit." Raijin snorted "I guess one more hit will do."
"Kohai, Kohai wake up!" Momo shouted, but my body didn't move "No, no you can't die!"
"I'll finish all of you off right here and now!" She said, charging another attack
"Raijin, don't you think we should talk to them?" Fuujin asked, apparently the reasonable one
"I don't care, I'll end it here!
It looked like Raijin was about to attack again, and I couldn't do anything to stop her. 'I can't save them, to think... I never got to tell Momo how I felt."
"Please, Kohai you have to wake up!" Momo pleaded, with tears in her eyes "Please, I don't want to be alone anymore!"
'Alone, she's felt alone? No, I can't let it end here... I WON'T LET HER BE ALONE!'
"Raijin stop, look at the boys body!" Fuujin exclaimed
"What!?"
I started to get up from the ground, my body was overflowing with power; I felt like I was influenced by a demon blade, but I didn't have Kageichi with me. Was it the same power I got from Kuzuryu, but then I realized... I didn't care. I licked my lips in exctasy, this power was amazing. "Yes, YES!"
"What is that, why is a human overflowing with demonic power!?" Raijin exclaimed "What is...!?"
I dashed infront of her and kicked her in the air, she fell from her cloud and was suspended in the air; but I dashed and grabbed her, I pointed her towards the ground and started to charge down like a missle. "Time for a pile driver!"
When her head made contact the clouds started shaking, everyone was surpsised and shocked; I felt alive, I actually moved and licked Raijin's leg in pleasure. "This is what a god tastes like, it taste so good!"
'That kid, what's with him?' Fuujin thought
"What's going on, he doesn't even have a demon blade with him?" Po asked
"Panda, don't you remember when he tried to grab Kuzuryu yesterday?" Shifu answered "I think some of the swords power came inside of him, making him even more bloodthirsty."
'Is Kuzuryu corrupting him?' Momo thought "Wait is he...?"
With all my strength, I picked Raijin up and sat her on my lap; I smiled and said "You've been a bad girl, and bad girls like you need spankings!"
I actually started spanking her behind, she screamed like a japanese school girl; I remembered how in the muramasa game you kind of do the same thing, she acts like a tough chick with the strong low voice, but when she falls to the ground she acts like a little baby. Next thing I knew I was hit on the head and turned back to normal, Shifu stood behind me with his flute in hand and said "I think that's enough punishment for one day Junior."
"Um right, sorry about that." I said, embarrissingly 'Oh my god, I actually spanked a gods behind!'
"Ow, that little brat, I'll make him pay." Raijin said, with her strong low toned voice
"That's enough Raijin, do you think men will marry you when you act like this?" Fuujin asked
"W-Why do you have to be so truthful?" She said, in the schoolgirl voice
"Don't worry, you'll find one." Fuujin said, smiling "Actually, from the way you were enjoying that spanking... maybe you'll get married to him."
"What!?" We both exclaimed, we looked at each other and turned the other way with our faces beat red.
"Look sorry about this, we were trying to find four other people." Fuujin explained "They were supposed to come here instead of you four."
"I still don't get why we have to pay them to fight demons." Raijin snorted "We could take care of them ourselves."
"Who are you talking about?" Po asked
Fuujin took out a piece of paper and said "We were going to meet up with a group of people who call themselves 'Demon Slayers incorporated'."
"Demon slayers, that sure sounds alot like the name we go by." Shifu said, suspicious
"Oh my god, Momo it actually worked!" I exclaimed
"I can't believe it!" Momo said, jumping with joy
"What did you guys do?" Po asked
"Well... it was yesterday, when I was saying goodbye to Momohime"
(Flashback)
"Hey Momo, do you think we can make a business with kiling demons?"
"Huh, you mean like in devil may cry?" She asked
"Yeah, we can try to get the gods to pay us for fighting them." I explained "For every one we kill we get paid."
"Hmm... that sounds like a good idea." Momo said, smiling
(End Flashback)
"What!?" They all exclaimed
"Yep, we made up the name and I asked Momo to ask Yuzu to bring our offer to heaven." I explained "Now for every demon we kill, we get paid in cash!"
"Holy crap, they flipped the bitch on us!" Fuujin exclaimed
Me and Momo held hands and jumped in the air chanting, "We got your ass, we got your ass, we got, got, got, got, got your ass!"
"I can't believe you two got the gods to pay you." Po said, surprised "So, how much do we get paid?"
"Panda."
"What, I'm just asking."
Momo giggled "That part was Kohai's idea."
"I actually got it from the witchblade anime." I explained "For every demon we kill, we get two million dollars. That includes the demons we already killed!"
"Two million!" Po exclaimed "Wait, then with all the ones we've beaten including the ones from yesterday, that means we have... woof."
"Woof?" Shifu asked
"That's what people say when they can't believe how much money they have." I answered "Which means we are FREAKING LOADED!"
"I can't believe... those two are even human." Raijin muttered
"I guess the demon blades affected them more than they know." Po said, smiling "What's up with you Shifu?"
"Nothing, but now a thought crossed my mind." He answered "Junior can think all of this up... and yet he still has problems with math."
To be continued
That's right, I'm getting payed by the gods themselves! Chapter 14 coming soon.
