Demon Slayer

Chapter 16: Drag me to Hell

A movie reference, so had to do it. You all know what I own so I'm not gonna say it.

'Where am I, is this the next life? Is this heaven... or is it hell?" I thought 'If I am... I guess I deserve it, after all the killing I've did I might as well be there. At least I told Momo how I felt, I hope she's not that sad over my death. Momo if you could hear me, I want you to be happy, and when you get to heaven I want you to know that I'll find a way to be with you.'

"Help me." A voice echoed "Please help me."

"What?" I asked

"Wake up!"

"Huh!?"

I jumped right out of my thoughts to find myself embraced in a giant bear hug, it was Po crying tears in his eyes; he looked at me and said, "He's alive, your ok!"

"Po, what happened?" I asked "I thought I died."

"Actually you did, but we were able to bring you back." Kongiku answered

I felt my body and realized that the whole in my chest was gone, like it was never there. "Wow, Inarimyojin's healing arts really work. Where's Momo?"

No one answered me, I knew something was wrong. "Hey what happened, where's Momo?"

Yuzu went teary eyed and said, "Tai Lung... he took her."

"What!?" I exclaimed 'It's all because of me, I couldn't do anything.'

I knew that I couldn't do anything, I tried protecting Momo and ended up loosing her to Tai Lung; I gave it my all, but my all just wasn't enough. "It was all my fault, I couldn't save her even if I wanted to. I wasn't strong enough... to save her."

A hand smacked my face, it was Shifu with glaring eyes; he exclaimed, "How could you think that, even if your opponent was stronger you've would've gave your life to protect her! You did, and this is what happened. But that doesn't mean you give up here!"

"What?" I asked

"You love her with every fiber of your being!" Shifu answered "No matter what happens, you have to save her. Even if you have to go down to hell yourself!"

Shifu was right, I have to fight for what I care about; I wasn't going to let it end, "I'll save her, Kongiku I need you to tell me the way."

"The way?" She asked, confused

"Yeah, there's only one thing to do... I'm going to hell." I answered "That's the most likely place Tai Lung would go, and since you showed Momohime's ancestor the way I thought you might know."

"I do, I just didn't think it would come to it."

"So that's the plan, we go and save Momo!" Po exclaimed

"No, I go and save Momo." I corrected "You guys stay here."

"What!?"

"The place is going to be crawling with demons Po, I don't want anyone getting hurt." I explained "That... and you'd kind of be in my way."

"But..."

"Panda let him go, this is his fight." Shifu agreed "But you're not going to go with nothing but swords, you'll need more."

"More?"

Shifu held something in his hands but I couldn't see it because of the cloth on top of it, but when he moved it I was surprised to see two guns; they were double barreled handguns, they were colored black and had two symbols in between them. I couldn't understand them because they were in chinese, "What do they say?"

"Dark hero." He answered, smiling "I thought it would fit you perfectly."

"Awesome, I can't wait to bust some caps!" I said, eagerly

"Take these as well, they're for Momo."

Shifu then gave me four more guns, they were just like mines only red; they had four symbols that I couldn't understand, then Shifu said, "They're called reacurring love."

To tell the truth I saw that name coming, I thought, 'Why did he give four to Momo, unless... Shifu you freaking rock right now!"

"We've given those guns special powers." Yuzuruha explained "You can summon torture devices and use them on any demon you fight with them."

"That's very kinky... I like it!" I exclaimed "But how'd you get these anyway?"

"Did you ever wonder what I did with the money from school?" Shifu answered "You're looking at them."

I felt like laughing, but I knew I had to get serious; so with guns in hand and my sword along with Momo's with me I followed Kongiku to the location, but the location really surprised me, "You're kidding me right, the portal to hell... IS AT MY OLD SCHOOL!"

We were in the back of the school with the playground next to it, the ground glowed red with demonic power; I still felt freaked out, Po tried to cheer me up saying, "What's the matter, don't tell me your scared?"

"Not really, but I am freaked out to know that a portal to hell is right near my house." I muttered

"Don't worry, this portals only temporary." Yuzu assured "But you have to hurry, as far as I can tell you have three hours until it's closed."

"Great... nothing makes things better than a time limit." I said, sarcasticly 'Well... time to go.'

"Are you sure you want to do this alone?" Po asked

"I'm sure, I promise to come back." I assured "Let's do this, Honki De Iku Ze!"

With that I jumped straight into the portal, not knowing where it would put me; back at a school, Shifu said, "Now we wait, and hope that they come back."

It was only five minutes and I was still falling, 'Ok what the hell, it takes this long to get to hell? No what do I do?'

While I waited I realized that it already passed half an hour, I felt like killing myself from boredom. "Agh, why is this hole so long! Hey, my stop is here."

With elegant grace, I landed perfectly on the ground but I was surprised what hell looked like; it was nothing but fire and mountains, and in the fire were the souls of the deceased. 'Actually... I saw this coming.'

"Ok, where do I go now?" I asked out loud

Right after I said that I saw an entire amry of demons, oni, tengu, and ninjas; I kind of realized that my questions were getting answered real easily, "Alright, looks like I'm moving forward."

I grabbed Kageichi and Momo's sword in both of my hands, the power from the two demon blades overflowed in my bodies; I felt the urge to kill everything in my path, I exclaimed, "Listen up all you sluts, hoes, and bitches! My name is Junior Gordon... AND I'M ABOUT TO FUCK YOUR WORLD UP!"

(A/N: You'll only hear that quote twice.)

I launched myself into the air and fell into the onslaught of demons, I sliced a giant red oni with in an X shaped slash and felt the blood on my face; it felt amazing, I felt like my body was on fire. "Alright, now for the rest of you!"

(A/N: I was listening to the Bayonetta remix of fly me to the moon, it rocks out loud!)

I dodged every attack that came at me, and with every projectile they fired I reflected back at them; I headed towards two ninjas and did a combo, stabbing one sword in a ninjas head and decapitating the other. The more blood that came on me the more I felt alive, I felt like I was loosing my mind, but I was completely in control of my body. That's when I realized something, 'I think I'm getting addicted to this.'

"Alright, time to bust a cap in yo ass!" I exclaimed

I grabbed my guns and started shooting everything that came at me, I even closed my eyes to make it more interesting; the demons fell like flies and I wasn't even looking, when I opened my eyes I found one red oni in front of me. "Let's see what these guns can do: Iron Maiden!"

With the guns power, I summoned a giant iron maiden with spikes on the inside; I went for an attack when the oni wasn't looking and kicked him straight into the maiden, when it slammed itself closed the only thing that came out was its blood. I could feel all the blood on my body, it actually fell from my hair. "My god, it's like a blood orgy just happened here. How much time do I... holy crap it's already passed an hour, I gotta bolt!"

Meanwhile in the deepest pit of hell, Tai Lung stood watching as I killed every demon that came in my way. "You're in my way, now face my awesomesauce!"

"He's still alive!?" He exclaimed "No matter, if he comes I'll make sure to finish him for good."

To be continued

I'm back, and I told you guys I'd get guns! Chapter 17 coming soon.