God, summer's so short! Random outburst now over. NVM, cause I gotta say that british people are awesome, and communist dictators are not! :D. Ok, now it's over. And to nik46342, yeah, I'll cut it back a little. I just don't spend much time with 3 year olds, and also the flock probably hasn't talked for long. And can you please think of a good nickname for Iggy? Cause I did think about that, but Iggy is hard to find a nickname for. I'll totally use it. Anybody can help me, really. :)
"Jweb, is Nudgie sick?" I asked.
"No." Jweb said.
"Then whats wong wit her?" I asked.
"I think she needs a diaper change." He said.
"Can I do it?" I asked.
"No." he said.
"WHY NWOT?!" I demandwed.
"Because your three." He said.
"Yeah, so, asshole?!" I said.
"Maximum Ride! We do not use that kind of language!" he said.
"Well, the erasers do! So, I can, too! I'm mad at you!" I shouted. Then kicked him. And then he almost dropped Nudgie! I grabbed her just in time.
"You amost dwopped her! Be more caful, Jweb!" I yelled.
"Max, if you kick me, I'm going to fall and drop whatever I'm carrying." He said.
"Well, just don't drop it! Especially if it is Nudgie!" I yelled.
"Max, we're here. Let's just do whatever, then head back." Jweb said.
AFTER……
"Fangy, I is bored." I said, sighing.
"Fine, whaddya wanna do, Maxie?" He asked.
"I don't KNOW!" I said, getting aggigritevetrd. (a combination of aggravated and agitated.)
"Well, neither do I! And Iggy's not here! He hasn't been for hours!" He said.
"Well, I heard one of the white-coatsies talk about someting called marriaaged." I said.
"What's dat?" Fangy asked, curcious.
"It's when a man and a wady wove each other, they gets married. They say vows and 'I do,' then they wiw kiss and then they go to a party. But's theres gotsta be a preast." I esplained.
"Oh, well, when Iggy gets back, we can get married!" Fang shouted.
"NOOOOO!!!!! We don't wove each other! We onwy wike each other!" I yelled.
"Weww, Maxie, I do wove you! And you wove me!" He cried.
"How'd'you know I if I wove you or not?!" I replied.
"Because I just DO, otay?" He said.
"Fine, when Iggy gets back, we gets married. But we gotta start with planning. Nudgie can be the flower girl and brides maids. And Iggy is the Preast and the ring barreler and the bestest man. And I gotsta put on the bwankie as a skirt And we need fwowers. Why can use another bwankie. I gotsta get ready." I said. I started wrapping around my waist, then tied the 'bewt' (a rope) around it. My shirt was aweady white. I made a fwower ting, then tied another 'bewt' aound part of it. I gave it to Nudgie. She was sitting up now, since we found her sitting up when we was brought here. I was gunna hewp her wawk down the aiswe, then sit her down newxt to me. We sat and waited for Iggy. What I thought was HOURS, Iggy finawy came. He was kicked in, but he got up and ran into a waw.
"Iggy, why you run into waw?" I asked.
"Max? Max? Is that you?" Iggy asked.
"Yeah, can't you see me?" I asked.
"No." Iggy said. I ran and hugged him.
"Oh, poor wittwe Iggy! Bwind as a bat! Poor, poor Igsy!" I said.
(Ha, I thought of one! Yes!)
"I can hear stiw, Max. There's no need to yew." He said, wincwing.
"Oh, sorrys. Fangy, I is cawing off the weddings! Iggy needs us right now! There's no time for fun and games!" I said, takin' charge.
"Otay, Maxie." Fang said.
Like the chapter? Cause I did :) Hope to here from all y'all! And anonymous reviewing is okay, I set that up. And am I the only one who would break down if there was fourteen little Maxs, fourteen little Fangs, Fourteen little Iggys, eleven little Nudges (Holy crap, that's a lot of talking!), eight little Gazzys, and 6 little Angels? Cause I was thinking about how crazy I'd go if I had all those living in my house…..