YAY CONTINUATION!!!!!!!!! I know, I'm weird. And Angel agrees, don't you Angel?
Angel: Yeah, sure. Can I go to sleep now?
Me: No. You are my entertainment. You sleep when I sleep and wake when I wake.
Angel: Well, ok….. MAX! FANG! IGGY! GAZZY! ME, NUDGE, AND TOTAL ARE AT….
Me: ANGEL! We cannot give away our location! What if some creepy old guy comes to get us?!
Angel: You mean you?
Me: By creepy old dude, I mean eraser.
Angel: EEP! I'LL SHUT UP! I WILL!!!!!!!!
Me: Thank you. Now, on to Nudge with today's disclaimer….
Nudge: Lily owns nothing. But her name. and her four stories. And us, apparently. But other than that, nothing. Now, to Total, who will open the story.
Total: Why are we pretending to be news anchors? It's stupid!
Me: Well, that didn't work. I'm sorry, Nudge.
Nudge: It's ok.
Me: Well, guys, we really had better get a move on with the next chapter for Bwaby Fwock. I hope you enjoyed my randomness! Oh, and if you liked this little tidbit, you'll love my other story, EXTRA! EXTRA! Nudge, Angel, and Total, KIDNAPPED.
I was half asleep when somebody started poking me. It was Nudgie. (Nudge is one now. Uhhhh I guess Max is four now? Fang and Iggy can be almost four. Oh, and they moved back into cages once Nudge turned one. Just an FYI.)
"What is it, Nudgie?" I asked.
"I cwan't sweep." She said, sucking her thumb.
"What?" I asked. She pulled her thumb out of her mouth.
"I swaid, I caw't sweep!" she yelled, waking up Fang, Iggy, and this other kid with wings. She looked sick. I think she was going to die soon. She just started at Nudge, then went back to sleep.
"I'm sorry, Nudgie, but I can't help." I said. It was her first night in a cage, but she was tough. She'd make it. I knew she would.
THE NEXT DAY……
Jeb came in. And took Nudge. So I figured out how to pick my cage lock, and ran after him. When I found him, he was going to walk into the fighting arena WITH MY NUDGIE. Oh, fudge no! I ran after him, and kneed him in the unmentionables. I do that a lot.
"What do you think your doing with Nudge?!" I said in an ice cold, steel voice. Or, that's what I hoped it was.
"Max, how did you get out of your cage? And I guess you'll have to fight, too." He said, sighing.
"Nope, I'm the only one. Nudge isn't ready. I would know, I'm her mom." I retorted.
"Max, you are not Nudge's mom. And Nudge isn't fighting any erasers. She's going to go fly." He said.
"What?! I wanna come!" I said. He just sighed again. I knew it, he had lied to me!
"Nudge. Isn't. Fighting. ANYBODY! You got that?! And neither is Igsy! So, too bad for you!" I shouted. An eraser looked at me, then rolled his eyes. I guess I looked like Jeb's kid. Oh, well that's much better.
"Daddy! She's too little to fight! She's only human! She's my baby sister! How could you make your own little daughter fight an eraser?! Your own HUMAN daughter?!" I cried, then burst into tears. Jeb looked a little freaked out, and I winked at Nudge. She tried to wink back, but didn't succeed. Some lady came up.
"Jeb, take your children back where zay balong!" The lady yelled.
"Alright, Anne." He said, then tried tugging on me to follow, but I didn't budge.
"Hi, Anne! I'm Maurleen! It's nice to meet you! This is my sister, Nichole. She was adopted." I said to her, waving. She frowned.
"Daddy, me and Nichole can make our way back to Mommy's car by ourselves, okay?" I said, smiling like a sweet little angel.
"Uh, ok. Be safe." He said, stuck. We ran back, then opened the door, then Fang's and Iggy's cages.
"Let's get outta here, guys!" I said, then darted to the door, only to be met by Jeb, Anne, and maybe 6 erasers. I bet we could have taken them if Nudge wasn't one and Ig wasn't blind.
"Hi, Anne! These are my friends," I said, smiling and pointing at Fang and Iggy. "They said they wanted to come over to our house, so we let them out. Why are they in doggie cages, anyway?"
"The jig is up, Maximum Ride!" Anne shouted.
"I'm sorry, who?" I said, looking innocent.
"Don't play games with me! I know who you are." She answered. I began to look confused.
"I do believe you're making a mistake. I know of nobody named Maximum Ride." I said.
"Oh, yes, then why don't you explain those?" An eraser said, pointing at my wings.
"Well, crap! What're we supposed to do now?" I mumbled.
"Grin and bare it?" Fangy whispered.
I nodded, but just barely.
"Ok, you caught me. I thought you might like a show, Anne! I would never, ever try to escape. I don't think I could LIVE without all the tests, wounds, and starvation." I said sarcastically….
Even at age four, Max is her sarcastic self! So, I've been chatting with Stripedpolkadots, because she found the flock's manga makeover! You know the makeover they get in new york? It's in the second manga book! And the author put it on deviant art. You'll just have to google it, or look for the story Stranger by Stripedpolkadots. So, Angel, Nudge, do you like the made over you's?
Angel: I did, I look so cute!
Nudge: My hair looks flat, but I guess it's ok……
Total: I can't believe I'm not in there! The nerve!!!!!
Me: Oh, Total, shut up. Angel, the imaginary you inside my head is now New York make-over you. Same with you, Nudge. But you have to wear a longer dress. Or leggings.
Nudge: man, I choose leggings.
Me: Ok, well, it's time to say good-bye to the lovely readers!
Angel: Read and review, or I'll make you with my mind! Or use the eyes.
Nudge: Bye readers! Please review, or I'll talk constantly!
Me: Total, say good-bye, or I'll stuff you in my sock drawer downstairs!
Total: good-bye, readers…….
Me: This has been LilyHasWings, over and out.
Nudge: NEWS REPORTERS!!!!!!
Me: Ugh, Nudge, now I have to do it all over again! LilyHasWings, over and out!