Sucked
Disclaimer: I don't own Twilight.... (Santa said no vampires for Christmas)
A/N: Thanks to bookfreak1 who reviewed first. This is your chapter
P.S Sorry for not updating sooner. I've been a total idiot.
Chapter 2: Introductions
In the heavy stupor that was my mind I heard the voice of an angel.
"Shouldn't she be conscious by now?" The angel's voice was worried.
"Don't worry. Give her mind a chance to protect itself." That sounded like Carlisle, always patient always calm.
Then I remembered the reason that I fainted.
To say that I freaked out was an understatement. I literally jumped of the floor and started screaming like a psychopath. I never knew that I had that much volume.
"I'm insane." I chanted to myself over and over again rocking back and forth "Reading those books has had an impact on your mind. Why didn't I listen to my girlfriends when they said "Put down those books and let's go shopping". I'm a total IDOIT!" I started to pace back an fort repeating the words I'm a total idiot over and over again while the seven pale figures around me were as still as stone.
"SOMEBODY TELL ME I'M A TOTAL IDOIT.'' I screamed into the air.
"YOU'RE A TOTAL IDIOT'' Emmett screamed at me in his booming voice. He spoke each word slowly as if he was talking to someone mentally handicapped.
"Oh, shut up Emmett.'' I said sticking me tongue out at him.
Why not answer him. What the hell. If insanity didn't go away, then why not embrace it? Why not talk to fictional characters?
I turned around to face the smallest of the seven figures.
"Hi, Alice. Hey, Alice can I call you Allie and don't bother saying no 'cause I will anyway." (A/N That's the way I am with my friends too =D) I was physically bouncing something I always did when I was excited. I had always wanted to meet Alice she was my favorite character after Jacob. I had always thought we were alike.
Alice stared at me with a look that plainly said how does this insane girl know me.
I ignored the look she gave me.
"Allie, you have to take me shopping" I whined.
"Okay" she said joining in my excited bouncing. We were more alike than I thought.
"Yay, yay, yay, yay'' we said together bouncing in perfect synchronization. The six figures stopped moving even stopped breathing.
"Oh shit." I stopped bouncing.
"Do you have a computer I could use.'' she looked at me in a weird way again but she pointed to the corner. Someone had already turned it on.
Time to test out one of my favorite phrases, when in doubt go to Google.
"Hold on, pixie'' Emmett said.
"Hey how do you know my name?'' I asked.
"Your name is Pixie" he asked incredulously.
"What's wrong with that?'' I asked anger in my voice.
"Nothing sprite'' he looked like he was about to burst into laughter as he said this.
"Well fuck you. I'm not a sprite I'm just fun sized.''
"Whatever, shortie.''
"That one never gets old'' I said sarcastically
I turned back to the computer trying not to listen to the whispers behind me. I looked my name up. The results included my Facebook profile. I EXSISTED!! That meant my credit/debit cards would work, I could go shopping! But something didn't add up if I existed and they existed what didn't? I looked up the word twilight. Normally ninety four billion results would come up but this was only five million and nothing about a book series. I got up from the computer done with my research and went to stand in the midst of seven vampires.
I looked at Carlisle.
"Sorry if I was being rude earlier what I meant to say is hi I'm Pixie Newhouse.''
"Newhouse. As in S.I. Newhouse Jr. chairman of Condé Nast, which produces Vogue?'' Alice and Rosalie said in perfect synchronization.
"So you know Gramps'' I said casually.
"Can you get us early issues?'' their lips moving in sync.
"Why does everyone ask that same question?'' I said in aggravation.
"Can we take that as a yes?" Alice asked.
"You can take it as a hell no" I said trying not to get angry.
I was starting to like Rosalie she wasn't as bad as the books described her.
"In case any one wants to know I'm Jasper.'' he spoke for the first time making his presence known.
I thought of something that automatically made me open my mouth and shout halleluiah to the heavens.
"Why are you screaming halleluiah?'' Jasper asked.
"Because you're the reason I'm going to pass history." I said. I was starting to bounce.
"And why is that''
"Because you're my tutor and we're doing the civil war.''
"Why am I your tutor?'' he asked.
"Because you were there" I stated.
I went to stand by Esme.
"Hello, Esme.'' I said politely.
"Hello, Pixie." she said as she smiled at me.
They looked nothing alike but she reminded me of my mother who died when I was two.
"Hello Pixie" said the voice of the one person I never wanted to talk to.