This is me, Angel, and Total talking about the first day of school which TOTALLY WASN'T BORING OR STUPID AT ALL. (note sarcasm)
-SPANISH CLASS-
Me: *YAWN* Angel, I'm bored. I woke up at seven and I missed Azuchan anyway. She was supposed to wait for me! –sighs-
Angel: Well, listen to the teacher, then. She's saying bathroom in Spanish. You'll have to remember that if you want to go to the bathroom.
Me: Gr, fine. But first, what's Lily in Spanish?
Angel: I have no clue.
-ALGEBRA HONORS-
Me: Why is Ms. Mouse teaching this class? She's not the teacher!
Angel: If you had been paying more attention, you would no that the original teacher is on maternity leave.
Me: Already? Wow.
Angel: How is it that nobody's noticed me and Total yet?
Me: They probably have. It's just that I'm scary. So walking around with a six year old and a talking dog is not something people want to bring up with me.
Angel: Oh.
-ART-
Angel: Why are there sevies here?
Me: It's art, that's why. It's very popular.
Random girl who sat at my table: Why is there a six year old and a Scottie dog with you?
Me: They are Angel and Total, my fictional friends.
RG (random girl): Wouldn't they be imaginary?
Me: I didn't make them up, and you can see them. Happy? They're from a book. Now leave me alone, sevie.
RG: -sigh-
Angel: -giggle- Yeah, leave us alone, sevie.
RG: Your six, stupid. Your LESS than a sevie.
Angel: First off, I'm 7. Second off, I'm a super-strong, genetically engineered bird kid. So who's better now?
RG: …… O_O
LIAR! SHOW ME YOUR BIRD PARTS!
Me: PERV! –laughs-
Angel: -laughs-
RG: …… O_O Idiots.
Me: What'd you call me, twirp?!
RG: -is terrified- nothing….. kid, show me your wings!
Angel: -silence-
Me: -glares-
Total: -growls- -bites-
RG: OW! STUPID DOG! –kicks Total-
Total: HEY! BEYOTCH!
RG: O_O Did the dog just talk?!
Me: Yes, no, maybe so.
Everybody: -glares-
-FREE TIME!-
Me: No Azuchan. D:
Angel: It's ok. Why is this teacher the French teacher? You take Spanish, not French.
Total: Well, I don't want to take Spanish. I'd rather sit in French.
Me: Well, you'd get kicked off school property.
FT (French Teacher. I don't remember her name…): Who are these people with you, Lily?
Me: Uhhhhhh, my fictional friends.
FT: That doesn't make sense.
Me: My English teacher would understand! –hears bell ring-
Angel: O_O Beyotch.
Me, Angel, and Total: -run away!-
-LUNCH-
Me: AZUCHAN!
Angel: AZUCHAN!
Total: AZUCHAN!
Azuchan: -doesn't pay attention-
Me: NUDGE!
Angel: NUDGE!
Total: NUDGE!
Nudge: -continues talking aimlessly-
Me: -groan- They didn't notice us. Oh, well. But we have assigned seating. So there wont be a seat for you guys unless we hurry.
Us: -hurry and grab three seats-
Ce-zar: What the f***, Lily?! What's with the kid and the dog?!
Me: Ce-zar, language. There are seven year olds around, -points to Angel- and sevies. And you should know, you read the books. –smirks-
Ce-zar: O_O –walks away-
Angel: Azuchan and Nudge got up. Let's go see them! –gets up and walks away-
Me: NUDGE! AZUCHAN! HI!
Azuchan: -hugs-
Nudge: -squeals- -hugs- HI GUYS!
Azuchan: LILY! ANGEL! TOTAL! YAY!
Me: Well, we have to go sit down now. Or else we'll get in trouble. But we got to bother a sevie and Angel called the French teacher a beyotch.
Azuchan: O_O….. :D Me likey. But French?
Angel: Free time teacher.
Azuchan: Oh.
Me and Angel: Well, bye guys. TTYL!
Total: O_O Freaks.
Me: -glares-
Azuchan and Nudge: Well, bye….
-SCIENCE-
Me: This use to be my favorite class. Right now, I hate it.
Angel: That's only cause you hate talking to people at your school.
Me: Yeah, I'd much rather me writing a FanFiction.
Angel: Well, ok. I'd rather be flying.
Me: Well, your not stuck here.
Angel: Good point. But I'll go find you Nudge or Total……
Me: NO! And where IS Total?
Angel: I think he went back to your house.
Me: YES! THE BELL IS ABOUT TO RING! I DON'T HAVE TO TALK ABOUT CE-ZAR!
-CIVICS-
Me: Well…… my teacher was…… interesting.
Angel: You thought WEIRD. Not INTERESTING. Get it together, Lily.
Me: ANGEL! WE'RE STILL IN THE CLASS! AND WE SIT UP FRONT!
Angel: O_O Your teachers too crazy to listen, stupid.
Civics teacher: O_O Who is your little, random friend, Lily?
Me: She's Angel. She's my favorite character in my favorite book. I kidnapped her. She has wings, like the bird bat.
Civics Teacher: What education does she have?
Me: Two monthes?
Civics Teacher: O_O THEN SHE'S FREAKING WELCOME!
Angel: O_O You ARE weird.
-bell rings-
-Angel and I run away-
-HEALTH-
Me: WHAT. THE. FUDGE?! Azuchan and Nudge aren't even in THIS class!
Angel: O_O I hate your team.
Me: Me too. I WANNA BE A SUPERHERO WITH CLAWS!!!!!!
Class+ teacher: O_O
Teacher: What was that about? And who is that girl? She's not registered. She's gunna have to leave.
Me: NO! SHE CAN'T LEAVE ME! SHE'S IN MY HEAD! HER NAME IS ANGEL AND SHE LIVES IN A BOOK! And I only wanna be a Wolverine…….
Teacher: O_O I'd ask you to go to the office, but I like her, she's cute. She can stay.
Angel: :D –grins evilly-
Me: -whispers- Thanks, Ange.
-ENGLISH-
-we walk into classroom-
Teacher: Who is that?
Me: She's my favorite character from my favorite book/captive/best friend/mind reader. I also kidnapped her dog. And her chatty 'sister'. But the dog went back to my house to learn French and Nudge had to go to live with my other friend, because I caught Nudge disease, which means I talk a lot. Oh, the girl's name is Angel.
Teacher: Wow. And ok. I like to encourage reading, so favorite characters from favorite books that you kidnapped are ok with me.
Me: Wanna here my favorite quote from the books?
Teacher: Sure!
Me: I vill now destroy de Snickuhs Bahrs! –Gazzy, mimicking Ter Bortch
Teacher: -laughs-
Angel: I like you!
Me: I do, too! The French teacher was just mean to me and Ange. –sigh-
Teacher: Ok, class is starting. Go to your seat.
Me: -goes to seat- Teacher!
Teacher: Yes?
Me: Angel needs a seat!
Class: O_O Freak-o.
Me: -glares-
Class: -cowers-
Teacher: O_O ok then. Angel, you can sit next to Lily. That other girl can move.
Other girl: -gasp- -cries-
Me: Emotional much?
Other girl: -growls girly-ish-
Me: Yes, because that is SO scary. –laughs- Now move.
Other Girl: No! I will not move for a book character.
Angel: O_O Beyotch. –punches Other girl-
Other girl: -gasps in pain- -shrieks- Teacher, do something!
Teacher: Sorry, I can't. She isn't under my restriction.
Other girl: -moves seats-
Me: -cackles-
Class: O_O Wow. Your REALLY weird.
Me: -scowls and glares-
Class: -cowers-
Angel: -smirks- Wow, Lily, you really are an ice princess.
P.A.: We will have an Obama Speech thingy at 2:30. –babbles on for about 5 more minutes-
Me: Well, that wasn't random or long AT ALL.
Angel: O_O SARCASM IS AWESOME.
Me: O_o RANDOM OUTBURST!!!!!!
Teacher: Write this crap down, please. Then talk about yourself on the post card.
-AFTER THAT-
Me: -sigh- This speech is boring. And stupid. I'm not going to invent an iPod.
Angel: O_0 Yeah. Neither am I. I'm more important than the inventor of Twitter and I've never gone to school! Besides now and those two months at Anne's…..
Me: HEY TEACHER! ANGEL IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN ANY OF THESE PEOPLE AND SHE'S NEVER GONE TO SCHOOL!
Angel: That's not COMPLETELY true, I went for two months once. :D
Class: O_O We don't like you two.
Teacher: O_O What?
Me: Angel is in the Flock. They are going to save the world. Eventually. Whenever they get re-assembled. But she doesn't need to go to school to do that.
Class O_O Really? You had to say that? The president is talking about Facebook and you talk about Angel.
Teacher: Well, she's more interested in English than you all are.
Me: See? I'm already her favorite! :P
Class: -_- Well, WE hate you. And your little captive, too.
Me: O_O Freaks.
Angel: O_O I VILL NOW DESTROY DE SNICKUHS BAHRS!!!!!!
Everybody: O_O Random.
P.A.: Sevies, go unsuccessfully attempt to open your locker, but end up jamming it.
-3 minutes later-
-bell rings-
Me: GRAB NUDGE! SHE IS COMING BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WITH US!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Angel: :D! YAY!
Me: I need you guys to walk home with me.
Angel: Why do we need Nudge for that?
Me: We don't. But I need Nudge to keep going with the story.
Angel: Oh. Ok.
Me: Come on, we gotta beat the Beyotch Crew and Eddie.
Angel: Ok. I'll go get Nudge. You start walking. We'll catch up with you.
-WALKING HOME :D-
-After they catch up with me-
Me: Oh, look, there's my friend, Brie!
Angel: OK, then.
Me: Hi, Brie! What team are you on?
Brie: Wolverines.
Me: Well, crap. EVERYBODY'S on wolverines.
Nudge: I think David Boreanaz is hot! He plays Booth in Bones!
Brie: O_O Who are you? And you?
Nudge: I'm….
Me: Don't let her talk. Let the me or the littler one talk.
Brie: Why?
Me: Nudge is chatty. Angel is only creepy.
Angel: HEY! D:
Me: Well, I don't think so. But everybody else does.
Brie: Lily, you are so random. –laughs- well, I gotta go take my dog for a walk now. See you later!
Me: Bye!
Angel: She was nice.
Me: Yeah….. OMG EDDIE'S IN FRONT OF US NOW.
Nudge: Chill. I know how to deal with this. He's in front, so now we can watch him.
Me: -sigh- but I wanted to talk to him.
Nudge: Well, than, I can't help you. You could walk faster.
Me: Now, then I'll seem desperate.
Angel: But we passed him this morning….
Me: Yes, but I just decided I wanted to talk to him. Plus, he was talking to his friend. Maybe we'll keep up with him tomorrow……. –grins evilly-
Angel: Let's cut across this yard and go talk to him NOW.
Me: Fine. –sigh- -cuts across yard-
Hi, Eddie!
Eddie: Uh, hi, uh, Lily…..
Me: What?
Eddie: You normally don't talk to me……
Me: But now I am.
Eddie: Uh, ok. Who are they?
Me: My fictional friend, Nudge and Angel. Total is at my house.
Eddie: Well, uh, ok.
-silence-
-silence-
Eddie: Well, uh here's your house. Maybe you should go now…..
Me: Yeah……..
-silence-
Me: Uh, bye……
Eddie: Bye……..
-silence-
Eddie: -walks away-
Me: -sigh- That was epic fail.
Nudge: Yeah. I think it's our fault.
Me: Yeah. Next time I try to talk to him, hide in a bush or something.
Angel: O_O He likes you. O_O Well, actually, he has a crush on you, too. O_O But he also thinks your weird. O_O
Me: Great. That's just GREAT. (sarcasm!)
Ok, so, none of that stuff actually happened. As in, I never talked to Eddie, I just glared at that sevie, and Angel only called the French teacher a beyotch in my head. He he, our dinner caught on fire earlier, so now my mom is cleaning pieces of the stove. I'm watching Bones, that's why Nudge talked about it. :D